We’re anal about our food…
posted on 22 Oct 2008 in Chinglish
People love this sh*t…
Photo courtesy of M L Hauser.
Found in China.
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This sauce tastes a lot more sweet and salty than usual…
Is this what they mean by brain food?
So what color is it?
How many times must I tell them? I don’t want to know what’s in my food!
New! Now with 25% more colorectal than the original boiling fish with colorectal!
Funny, it still tastes like fish.
They used to say fish was brain food… this kind, it seems, is the opposite…
waiter! my food tastes like sh*t
Fish à la Freud!
this is what happens when endoscopysts try a side business!
Well, the fish tastes just ass good….
So THAT’s why the waiters are all wearing rubber gloves…
Glad you enjoyed your boiling fish sir. Now, if you’ll just bend over and lower your pants, we’ll take care of the 2nd course…
Please enjoy added benefit making colonic intake!
“You want fish? Take pants down”
“What? Wha… no!”
“YOU, take pants down, now”
“No, go away.”
“You want fish, you take pants down”
“Get away you crazy old man”
A tasty alternative medicine to chemotherapy.
Can’t stand your boss. Have him or her come to our restaurant. And let him know our Boiling Fish is to die for.
My gut reaction is–don’t eat it
All the rage in China now … boiling fish enimas …
So this is the chocolate starfish platter?
Can I have the boiling fish without the colorectal? I don’t want collateral damage.
Ewww. This is definitely the wrong place to put something describing the bowel. Ek.
This makes me curious about what word they were actually shooting for that was close enough to “colorectal” that they used it by mistake.
Enjoy your complimentary proctological exam!
Comes out as easy as it goes down.
When you need a break from Shanghai Park, come to our restaurant and we’ll relieve your bowels!
@EddyKemp
Actually, they might have not missed much…
The first character means “manure” and the second is “bowels, intestines” so….
Maybe an “n” and a space before rectal?
So it’s basically fish chitlins? Hmmm- might be good if they serve it with greens, beans, and rice..
When you see how they often mistranslate “crab”… I’m still waiting to see some ” Boiling crap with colorectal”.
I’d like the boiling fish but could you hold the colorectal?
Take a boiling fish, shove it up your ass … and this is the secret of the recipe !
WARNING: may cause hemorrhoids
What other types of cancer do they have
wow you make that sound so appatizing
Now fish, turn your head and cough. Oh, THERE is my dinner.
So is it boiled BEFORE or AFTER the rectum is involved?