Agent Kim never got the hang of going under cover…

posted on 28 Nov 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

The Korean intelligence community was set back
10 years when the new uniforms arrived…


Photo courtesy of Brendan Kelly.
Taken at Buddha’s birthday celebration in South Korea.

36 captions

  1. SparklyBoof | 12:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Captain Obvious is once again under the mistaken impression that his sunglasses make him invisible, as the assassin behind him prepares to choke him with her deadly “Belt-O-Buttons.”

  2. Ellen | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    On the back: I am not a spy

  3. Spoony | 2:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not mind me, I am just your average civilian. Please direct me to your nearest Information Hall of Meat.

  4. kapow | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “This is gonna be bullet-proof!”

  5. beechoak | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Over, Roger. This is Secret. Give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo.

  6. Me! | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Don’t ask, Do tell…”

  7. Audinac | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “…I make obvious, you confused. You think is not I secret agency, I kill you.”

  8. Me? | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    OMG i didn’t notice that he’s a secret agent

  9. Poisonous Gus | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    After the Korean government realised their mistake every man in Korea, by law, was forced to wear this exact same outfit.

  10. Eric G | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Missed him by that much.

  11. Tim | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    As soon as Korea realizes the Pepsi has changed their logo they’ll change their flag. And then the spies from Coke will be much less obvious.

  12. Jeremy | 1:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Not-so-secret agent”: “… Where’s that Meet Market?! I knew it’s gotta be here somewhere. It says so on the map: middle of the street!”

  13. Jim | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Secret…Nguyen Secret.

  14. Maskdt | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, he can’t be a spy; his uniform clearly says “Agent Secret.”

  15. Eric G | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Agent 00-no!

  16. DieselDragon | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Korea’s approach on their “Freedom of Information” Act was perhaps a little too rushed and all-encompassing for everyone’s liking… 😉

  17. Algernon | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look what I found in a Corn Flakes packet

  18. Skeletextman | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hahaha, everyone thinks I’m a Korean spy, but little do they know I’m actually… a chinese spy!! MWAHAHAHAHA-wait, did I just say that out loud? Damn!”

  19. James | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    His cover is blown as Agent Jimmy Secret tries out his new name tag!

  20. coffeebot | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Same thing happened to Valerie Plame!

  21. SadPanda | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Agent Secret Man
    Agent Secret Man
    He’s takin you a number
    and givin way your name.

  22. Tony Wilkes | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’ s leads the dangerous life a person meets him to him each person to pause other opportunity possibility which the stranger moves him to be him every time to adopt is his won’ Live t will see the spy person tomorrow, will spy person They’ ve assigns your digit and is taken away your name you to discover is careful a pretty face pretty face possibly to hide evil brains, was careful that any you said or you’ ll gives itself the possibility is your won’ Live t will see the spy person tomorrow, will spy person They’ ve assigns your digit and is taken away your name

  23. Emme | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware! It’s the not so secret police!

  24. buffy | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Secret Asian Man

  25. Jamie Brannon | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    he’s just the cover for the lady with giant buttons behind him! She’s the spy!!!!

  26. spamme | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this is probably the man who takes care of the secret nuclear powerplant

  27. cheetaih | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Korean’s Austin Power or Johnny English? or Johnny Korean?!!!!

  28. BibbyKlr | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just keep walking people, no secret agents here

  29. Ghost08 | 10:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    its actually a clever disguise of someone pretending not to go in dusguise for the sake of not prentending

  30. AL K. | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    THERE’S A MAN WHO LEADS A LIFE OF DANGER…

  31. Kara | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    EVERYONE! RELAX! I AM A SECRET AGENT!

  32. Janina | 10:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Agent Secret Man

  33. danepop | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    with this new spy outfit of ours, they will never know we’re secret agents! :))

  34. eaf27 | 8:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so if he leads a life of danger then if i go by the instructions on the other girls shirt, we all show him our man vegetables and lady gardens!
    brilliant man!

  35. Mr Fnordles | 2:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ~Secret Asian man! Secret Asian man! He’s giving you a number, and taking away your name!~

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

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