At least we don’t discriminate…

posted on 17 Nov 2008 in Signs

Hi, can we get some unused women?

Photo courtesy of Nathaniel Altman.

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  1. Na-dan | 12:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You mean I get a choice?!

  2. dangevin | 1:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Handicapped exploitable.

  3. Risu | 1:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can keep the old people. kthx

  4. Patrick | 2:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aww, man. I got stuck with the hand-me-downs.

  5. coffeebot | 3:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know where Grandpa wants it!

  6. beechoak | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Use me, abuse me, but never refuse me!

  7. Beady.El | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign found inside The Male Sex Bathroom…

  8. Someone46545 | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, according to the sign, we especially have to abuse handicapped people, elderly, children, and pregnant women

  9. Chris | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel so dirty and used…

  10. kringo | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Machiavellianism at its best.

  11. Bill Sornson | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ve met my ex-wife!!

  12. THAT_GUY | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “This sign found inside The Male Sex Bathroom…”

    …At the Creep Shop

  13. Stefan | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take the guy who’s already kinda bending over, thanks.

  14. madnicky | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Have a use for Grandpa but not the kid

  15. babblingqu | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doormats come in a variety of shapes and sizes!

  16. BeadyEl | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyone who knows Japanese check my composition?

    どなたでもご自由にお使い下さい (this part seems to translate right)

    べッドあリます (this one won’t!!)

  17. engrishwebmaster | 8:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    どなたでもご自由にお使い下さい = “Anyone can use freely” (lit. “Please anyone use freely”)

    べッドあリます = “We have beds” I believe, but I am not sure of the context (lit: “there are beds”).

    The person who sent in the photo did not specify exactly where it was located other than the town in Japan (which is Matsushima btw).

  18. algernon | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have a wheel chair and a pregnant lady thanks

  19. B3llit0 | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Take advantage of the elderly and handicapped.

    どなたでもご自由にお使い下さい。Sign states that anyone is allowed to use something (presumably a restroom). Google’s translation: “Anyone please feel free to use.” Systran/Babelfish gives “Anyone please uses freely.” ベッドあります does indeed mean that there are beds… perhaps a hotel or capsule hotel?

  20. Rella | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Diaper changing beds perhaps?

  21. John | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Umm.. the one on the far right has already been used.

  22. Grifter Wolf | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gives ‘All Access Pass’ a whole new meaning!

  23. Steel Jay | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember, anyone makes a good hostage!

  24. Comma | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take the little one there.

  25. Saburo | 11:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can brush my hair! Undress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!

  26. Josh | 4:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was hoping to use everyone!

  27. Wish Wing | 2:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes Please Use Me!!

  28. Jamie Brannon | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, these are the pre-used modles…. but they’re almost brand new!

  29. ronsterman | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i hope the lady is sold separately…

  30. xD | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i would like to order one hot single male teen please!

  31. Azn_GanxStahh_Star | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So we can even use oru family?

  32. DeanAckles | 9:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like heaven for the sexual deviants- you can get grannies, kids, pregnant women and the handicapped!

  33. Leeloo | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s how the one on the right got pregnant.

  34. Ghost08 | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the completely handicapped, the some what decrepid, pedophiles and underage pregnant teens–we forgot the pic of the kid in the pretty helmet didn’t we?

  35. BibbyKlr | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ill take the skier and the fat chick !!

  36. lkmjr | 6:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ….except non-pregnant women. We recently ran out, you see….

  37. DP Interworld | 10:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s the icon for female supermodels?

  38. Sir Mix-A-Lot. | 5:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take the one on the far left with the huge a$$.

    Or is she just sitting on an exercise ball?

  39. jsmith | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    from left to right:

    handicapped, pole dancers, Michael Jackson, pregnant women

  40. Will Pitts | 6:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some of them want to use you,
    some of them want to be used by you…

  41. katie | 6:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i think the woman on the far right has already been used

  42. Janina | 10:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take the one-legged of the olders, please

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