For that high speed massage…

posted on 29 Nov 2008 in Toiletries

Use if vibrator is set to ‘stun’…

 

Photo courtesy of Fahruz

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  1. Chad | 12:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is exactly what I recommend when performing facials. Looks like the real deal.

  2. Meli | 12:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, I warned you it would be quick!

  3. Jeremy | 1:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    KY… meet your match.

  4. SparklyBoof | 1:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I know what to get B.O.B for Christmas!

    (B.O.B is a “B.attery O.perated B.oyfriend…sigh…when you have to EXPLAIN your jokes…oh well.)

  5. Skeletextman | 1:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s nothing. You should try the Mach 20 Lubricant!

  6. beechoak | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the lube of the future!

  7. beechoak | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Available exclusively at the Creep Shop.

  8. beechoak | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please remove shoes before using.

  9. beechoak | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Four out of five probing aliens recommend using Super Sonic for all body instruments. Super Sonic is out of this world!

  10. Eric G | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I use it to polish my skin flute to make it shiny.

    However, polish too much at one time and …….

  11. Someone5125 | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it a plane? Is it a spaceship? No, it’s a jelly moving at super sonic speed!

  12. HorribleLicensePlates | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All I could think of is “why would someone get a facial ultrasound?” haha

  13. theillien | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    When bukakke just isn’t enough.

  14. Spoony | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This peanut butter and jelly sandwich tastes funny… oh God!

  15. James | 3:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those that shag at mach 3!

  16. DieselDragon | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not very good stuff…I gave it a try it on both my Trombone and my Violin, but the sound quality wasn’t improved in the slightest! :-(

  17. David | 5:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm, I might need some of this for my butt trumpet..

  18. Grifter Wolf | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s make those pores SING!

  19. adr | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s super sonic jelly time! It’s super sonic jelly time!

  20. Pooface | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly…

  21. Josh | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let me just get my facial instrument tuned up here . . .

  22. Umbrion | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When Sub-Sonic just isnt enough… So SUPER

  23. Lollerskate | 10:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t catch that damned jelly… It’s supersonic.

  24. Jamie Brannon | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the Vibrating Underwear….

  25. Fernando | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Go on.. facial my organ with jelly!

  26. DannyDaWriter | 11:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This jelly is a godsend for my body instruments; it’s handy for when I need to “practise shifting” or “tune my oboe”.

  27. chickenman | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The most direct and honest form of advertising in the anas lubrication industry.

  28. Ghost08 | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    kersploosh it on all ur personal instruments

  29. Trish | 12:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bet ya get a BANG out of it..get it??..supersonic??? never mind….

  30. Bryan | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    what instrument do you play? the organ

  31. Tiny_Taquito | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For hobbyists who play the skin flute from time to time.

  32. HaniA | 9:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Im gonna use that on my organ….

  33. PixeL | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Right, now where did i put those chaos emeralds?

  34. ushiwakamaru30 | 2:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sonic lotion, for a man who enjoys those premature ejaculations.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: For road runners only

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