He sees you when you’re peeing…

posted on 18 Nov 2008 in Chinglish

Toilet-man, quick! I’m out of paper…

 

Photo courtesy of Phoebe Cao.

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  1. madnicky | 12:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Move over Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo, from South Park – Toilet Man is here to save the day!

  2. Stefan | 12:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I am NOT shaking your hand.

  3. Spoony | 1:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t use the toilet-kid, or Chris Hansen will show up.

  4. dangevin | 1:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You have but to activate the toilet-signal, and he’ll dash to the scene to dispense liquid soap and solid justice!

  5. dangevin | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    His comics are perfect bathroom reading.

  6. dangevin | 1:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (in best Jack Nicholson:) Where does he get those wonderful toilets?

  7. dangevin | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Crusader against the downward spiral of corruption and crap!

  8. algernon | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My mother told me to be careful of people like that.

  9. Chris | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And if there’s no toilet paper left, you may use his cape.

  10. ChillinCharlie | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He has reoccuring nightmares of being flushed.

  11. ChillinCharlie | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet Man wanted the name “The Toiletnator” But Lou got first dibs.

  12. luinfalathiel | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Faster than Mr Plumber … Stronger than Liquid Dran-o … able to leap a Johnson’s Port-o-Let in a single bound …

  13. beechoak | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Holy Crap, Toilet-Man! The Tidibowl Man is getting away!”

  14. Dominic Small | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet Man, Toilet Man, does whatever a toilet can, flushing crooks down the tubes, look out, here comes Toilet Man!

  15. Molly | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    NEVER say “Toilet man” three times in a row, or you’ll get flushed…

  16. kringo | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    #1 (and #2) Superhero!

  17. beechoak | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet Man and Johnny Boy! Wiping out injustice in the cesspools of society!

  18. Beady.El | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You know he’s been there when the lid is left up…

  19. Brian | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Since the invention of auto-flush toilets, his career has been circling the drain…

  20. adr | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Stan Lee is getting thin on ideas, isn’t he?

  21. Maskdt | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, a hero for those everyday emergencies!

  22. Eric G | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, the secret identity of Joe the plumber!

  23. Save The Bumf! | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Superman uses the phonebooth to change….Hang on to your knickers! Toiletman bursts forth from the public toidy!

  24. babblingqu | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A man flush with virtue – but you still don’t want to piss him off.

  25. hypellorocket | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet Man: He beats the crap out of evildoers.

  26. THat_guy | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a bird, it’s a plane… it’s Toilet-Man! Able to leap tall port-a-podies in a single bound!

  27. MGill | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Coming soon to a stall near you! You’ll thrill as Toilet-man, with his Super Disinfectant Power, battles his arch-nemesis, Potty-mouth! (Rated R for language and bathroom humor)

  28. cheerfulnimbus | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet-Man: Guardian of the male sex toilet.

  29. J-Luke | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Also known as Flush Gordon…

  30. B3llit0 | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    男卫生间

    ç”· = man
    卫生 = hygiene
    é—´ = room

    Men’s restroom, as is now clear.

  31. Koji Tojo | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ew-I think I ran into him in a public bathroom in a train station in Rome.
    He was some creeper old guy in a grey coat and I think he put
    his hands down his pants when I went to the urinal.
    EWWWWWW-I feel so violated.

  32. Diddims | 5:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When Larry Craig comes lurking into the Male Sex Toilet, looking for trouble, Toilet Man is there to save the day!

  33. Ellen | 10:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @B3llit0- As if it weren’t clear before?

    It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

  34. ngyonghan | 1:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder the toilet is so unusually sparkling clean! It’s the toilet-man who is doing all the maintainence!

    Also, and no one ever dares to vandalize it, ’cause he’s big and mean too! 😀

  35. Brandon | 2:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s wrong, Toilet Man? You look a little flush.

  36. spartonberry | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Noooooo, Mr. Toilet-Man!!!!
    (seen Look Who’s Talking Too?)

  37. Marc Gagnon | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet-man… and his faithful sidekick douche-boy!

  38. Grifter Wolf | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Saving the day, one swirlie at a time.

  39. Mike | 3:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When duty calls, Toilet Man means business!

  40. coffeebot | 5:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet-Man is the #1 hero! And #2!

  41. Etheral | 5:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wish his faithful companion Urinal-boy!

  42. Etheral | 5:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    With his faithful companion Urinal-boy!

  43. Tiny | 12:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Mooom.. there is something, err someone in the toilet,
    now I can’t go anymore” :(

  44. Andrew | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is a little known fact that Joe Orton tried his hands at comics befor ehis death…

    (Well, I complained about the lack of Joe Orton jokes on the Male Sex Toilet, so I figured I had to pick up the slack.)

    Oh, and for the movie adaptation, George Michael can perform the theme music. (I almost said he could do the theme music, but combining “toilet’ “George Michael” and “do” seemed to send the wrong message.)

  45. Andrew | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry for all the typos. That should read:

    It is a little known fact that Joe Orton tried his hand at comics before his death.

    One day I will learn to type.

  46. munchy365 | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Michael Jackson’s alter ego…

  47. bob | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s a floater… it’s a brown bomber… it’s toilet man!

  48. mandypie | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is anyone else singing ” toilet man” to the tune of ‘Particle Man’ here or is it just me?

  49. Belbe | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With great power comes great responsibility.

  50. Anony1200 | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    At this point,Dr. Wily just gave up.

  51. Jamie Brannon | 9:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet-Man, patron saint of Scrubbin’ Bubbles

  52. Seadog Driftwood | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet Man! Monsieur Bidet has the president trapped in the WC!

  53. JOM | 2:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet man is the filthy foul-mouthed disease-ridden deranged sex pervert that is going to screw you hard in the can on Christmas morning if coal in your stockings just won’t suffice to let you know what a terrible little bastard you’ve been this year.

  54. Kimgiggly79 | 1:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet man meet Mr. Clean

  55. Hepcat | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet-man! Least popular of the Mega Man characters…….

  56. Ghost08 | 11:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    SAVING TOILETES FROM PEOPLE AND PEOPLE FROM TOILETS SINCE 1978

  57. jsmith | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet Man….German comic book hero?

  58. feces | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    to the toilet mobile!!!

  59. Ben | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    George Michael’s viral marketing campaign has reeeeallly slowed down.

  60. Kitty | 12:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana TOILET-MAN!

  61. PixeL | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    NEW BOSS FOR MEGAMAN 11 CONFIRMED!

  62. ushiwakamaru30 | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    From the producers of bidet-girl and urinal-boy.

  63. Jaseydalts | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    excellent work man… I’m, like, dying for a crap, man

  64. hihihi | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    on flusher, on rusher, on toiler and spoiler! on dirty, on smelly, on grimy and musher! and the most special of all was rudolph the red-nosed toilet.

  65. Redd's Greene | 9:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Save me, Toilet-Man! My craps are stuck!

  66. Victoria Hill | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    More lethal than an SBD

  67. Sue Johnson | 8:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are there any toilet-trees?

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