I know what I want for Christmas…

posted on 24 Nov 2008 in Toys

 

Photo courtesy of Allison Lemmings

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  1. Michael | 1:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Backyard Basketball just got ugly.

  2. Mark A | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, a basketball set which doubles up as a convulsing sex toy? Now you’re talking

  3. Amy H. | 1:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m looking forward to completing my set with Seizure Football and Apoplectic Soccer.

  4. Stefan | 1:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They just grow up so fast these days…

  5. Zeshin | 1:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now featuring two ways to dribble…

  6. David | 2:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Paramedics not included.

  7. kapow | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    sorry, i dont like vigorously convulsive games. golf will do.

  8. Mads | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But at least its the new game of the children!

    vigorous convulsing indeed

  9. coffeebot | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Epileptic Billy’s life just got interesting…

  10. beechoak | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please remove shoes before convulsing entered…

  11. beechoak | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What happens in backyard basketball stays in backyard basketball.

  12. your mum | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    that kid looks prity f ing serious

  13. Grifter Wolf | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Spend an extra $50 and get our Epileptic Edition!

  14. Uncle Gweilo | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Convulsing enter- with TWO exclamation marks already.

    Is that like like those cartoon characters with the flashing eyes that sent epileptics into seizure? (Or that Wang Chung clip Godley and Creme did that had the same effect.)

  15. Pedobear | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I approve this toy.

  16. tekleader | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Comatose leave!

  17. kringo | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you buy this product, then you better proceed a vigorous game. Otherwise, it looks like John Cena Jr. is gonna kick your ass.

  18. perstephan@gmail.com | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    But MOOOOOM, all the other kids are convulsing!

  19. DieselDragon | 3:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This “new sport game of the children” has proven to be surprisingly popular in Brixton… 😮

  20. Pirka | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This truly is the new sport game of the children…back in my days we had enter, but we never had CONVULSIVE enter…

  21. DieselDragon | 3:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An enter to basketball guarenteed to be truly convulsing! :-)
    (Requires 75,000v 3-phase power supply. Battelies not incruded. :-p )

  22. MrBill | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dilantin prescription not included.

  23. Joe V | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For those of you who thought you could only enjoy epilepsy with video games

  24. Audinac | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Look! He’s trying to throw the ball!”
    “I think he’s having convulsions”

  25. Austin | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flashing lights when you score!

  26. MR BUZZY!!! | 2:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WHAT DUECE IM COOL

  27. Wish Wing | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Man that kid is my idol!!!!!

  28. ...? | 8:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PALY WITH GREAT ERNEST!!!

  29. Ghost08 | 10:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Its the new sport for children because basketball doesn’t fly very well in a place where the tallest person is only 4 feet tall

  30. drcmao | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you do not have any of the children, you can pick them up in aisle 3.

  31. moxo8 | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Backyard “Convulsing” Basketball – Your guaranteed ticket into the BNA!

  32. Marc | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s comes with a DVD of Pokemon

  33. Lora | 8:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Boy’s mom: Dear, if you keep making that ugly face it will freeze that way-oops, too late!

  34. hihihi | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I wouldn’t mess with that kid…

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