It’s those heels…

posted on 20 Nov 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

Oh-ho-ho- yesss… now the socks

 

Photo courtesy of “RLShep”.
Wall at entrance to temple in India. 

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  1. Spoony | 12:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not responsible for items “lost in transit”.

  2. Chad | 1:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Unless your shoes are high heels. You may leave those on.

  3. Someone46545 | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So now you aren’t even allowed to eat anymore while wearing shoes?

  4. Brandon | 2:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But you can leave your hat on.

  5. cheerfulnimbus | 3:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Those shoes make you look slutty anyway.

  6. falconcake | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Look, being jabbed with a stiletto would just ruin the mood.

  7. babblingqu | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When I say “Take it all off,” I mean it.

  8. beechoak | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Those spurs might rip the sheets, Cowboy!

  9. HorribleLicensePlates | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    sexy time!

  10. coffeebot | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is why I hate fetishists.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Enter the Dragon by Bruce Lee

  12. Eric G | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah baby, cuz I’s like a high class man you know!

  13. Grifter Wolf | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Prepare to be borded, yes you can keep your socks on.

  14. ChillinCharlie | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No Shoes and I still got serviced

  15. kapow | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    .. for sanitation reasons. we are very clean people. now bend over!

  16. SparklyBoof | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aren’t you going to buy me dinner first?

  17. arexis | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    for this is sacred penetration and thou shalt remove thy shoes!

  18. Nyna | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    From the book “Love making for Dummies” =P

  19. Bill Sornson | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a “gay cowboy” joke just beggin’ to be made, but I ain’t a-goin’ there.

    Brokeback Billy

  20. coffeebot | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “There’s a “gay cowboy” joke…”
    Because sheep don’t wear no boots.

  21. Stefan | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They forgot the sign that says “free proctology exam with temple admittance”

  22. Eric G | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The new line of Hallmark cards just aren’t what they used to be.

  23. Eric G | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    or

    Is it me or have the new writers at Hallmark just gotten lazy?

  24. Doh | 7:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh gosh… I don’t wanna be entered…

  25. Ellen | 9:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So, who’s bed have your boots been under?

  26. David | 9:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You may wanna take off your pants, as well.

  27. DieselDragon | 1:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These new rules for Masonic organisations don’t make a whole lot of sense to me… :-)

  28. Baelgul | 8:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You won’t need shoes where we are going…

  29. Ozjeppe | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy shit, that ‘s funny! A classic-to-be sign.

  30. Comma | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not taking off my shoes until I’m married.

  31. eliz | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …but you can leave your hat on.

  32. Saburo | 12:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only if you’re hawt…

  33. Wish Wing | 2:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    yes i heard shoes are quite painful when you get entered

  34. Jamie Brannon | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    what if i wanna enter YOU?

  35. Emmet | 5:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who likes fabric material in their oven roast anyway. They promise freshness where it counts!

  36. Ghost08 | 11:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i just laid down this carpet and i don’t know where your shoes have been okay

  37. Kamikaze | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to enter dis temple and yell Kamikaze!!! ‘Cuase dat’s my name!

    HEEEEEE

  38. Rubbish clearance Leicester | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    haha but you can leave your haaaaaaaat on

  39. ushiwakamaru30 | 1:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, no one likes to be penetrated with their shoes on, plus it’s disrespectful to the rapist.

  40. tazmom | 4:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Odd…Thats what my husband said our wedding night….umm…strange.

  41. Redd's Greene | 9:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    After all, nobody wants your nasty shoes in the bed!

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