Like Chinese, only more soyish…

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   Meli | 1:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   HA! Beat THAT meat!

2. 

   dangevin | 1:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Hey, doesn’t the town dogcatcher drive a white Isuzu truck? Oh god…Ethyl, put your burger down.

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   dangevin | 1:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It’s a facade: rearrange the letters and you get “A new Pan Am jet” - must be top secret.

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   beechoak | 6:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   what those Japanese geneticists won’t think of next…!

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   Eric G | 6:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It’s people! Soyrent green is made out of people!!!

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   ChillinCharlie | 7:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   (looks left, looks right and then quickly replaces the expiration date)

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   ChillinCharlie | 7:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   New Japan Meat! Now with More Meat! You can’t beat that!

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   Eric G | 7:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   First they recycle our old levis, now this.

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   beechoak | 7:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Freshman Sumo Team touring van

10. 

    beechoak | 7:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Herro? I would rike to leport a rost shipment of Viagla…

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    Jamie Brannon | 9:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    What kind of meat?

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    babblingqu | 10:17 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Excuse me, is there any Okinawa left?

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    Rice1 | 10:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    That’s great, i’m sick and tired of the OLD Japan Meat

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    BeadyEl | 8:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hey, it beats a plate of Steamed Red Crap with Ginger…

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    Ellen | 11:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Pretty soon, they’ll realize that no one likes the New Japan Meat, so they’ll go back to the Old Japan Meat. Only they’ll call it Japan Meat Classic.

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    Skeletextman | 6:35 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Aw, so no more Yayoi Burgers?

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    Grifter Wolf | 10:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Soylent Green meets Tokyo

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    mandypie | 7:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    You can make fun of the truck but you cant beat the meat!

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    Commanderbeatdown | 12:32 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Soylent Yellow? O_o

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    Ghost08 | 11:06 pm |

    History was destined to repeat itself–its Sweeny Todd all over again

21. 

    justice | 5:03 pm |

    my tofu has a finger in it!

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