No boasting about your posting red signs…

posted on 1 Nov 2008 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Anna Leung.
Found in Shenzhen mall in China. 

33 captions

  1. dangevin | 2:15 am |

    Sounds like a Don King quote.

  2. dangevin | 2:19 am |

    Instructions posted over a public toilet.

  3. coffeebot | 2:57 am |

    Because fake-selling is on the endangered list.

  4. algernon | 4:38 am |

    I have a fine selection of Dodo’s to sell, here OK?

  5. kapow | 5:11 am |

    in other words – “no loitering”

  6. Meli | 7:12 am |

    Just say “no.”

  7. Bill Sornson | 7:35 am |

    I’m just a wise fake-cracker.

  8. J-Luke | 7:39 am |

    To the determination there is no alteration: fake-sellings will continue with no reduction to its strength, without cession of fake-cracking!

  9. Someone46545 | 7:42 am |

    “I’m selling something, come and buy it while you still can!” “What are you selling?” “NOTHING! HAHAHA! I was just fake-selling!”

  10. Fondoodoo | 8:14 am |

    so basically they are still allowing everyone to sell pirated movies

  11. ChillinCharlie | 10:08 am |

    News spread fast through out the police force “No more fake crack-downs.” Officers were sadden that they could no longer barge in on the Keebler Elves and confiscate all their cookies.

  12. Sarcastik | 1:02 pm |

    Because just saying “no” is for people without imagination.

  13. Lauren | 1:53 pm |

    Sounds like a corporate mission statement. Makes about as much sense, too.

  14. kyle | 5:30 pm |

    the official rules of tug-of-war

  15. Annonymous | 6:14 pm |

    Thanks to recent union action, the work-to-rule at the Eradication Management Office was causing some negative effects in the consumer market…

  16. Big Fat Cat | 7:27 pm |

    My condolence to the real sellers. They are extinct!

  17. Beam Me Up Scotty | 8:06 pm |

    Well, at least they got the punctuation right.

  18. coffeebot | 10:47 am |

    in other words, Stop Acting Chinese

  19. magick | 11:24 pm |

    Qu’est que f***

  20. that_guy | 10:13 am |

    so the dinosaurs went extinct because they were fake-selling?

  21. tdog | 11:37 am |

    We recommend that you do not diminish your perseverance or stamina, but please continue false sales and enforcements.

  22. jamar | 5:54 am |

    At least they’re being honest here.

    (oh, and Shenzhen is in mainland China, not HK… the spelling “Luohu” shows it’s on the mainland side- it’d be “Lo Wu” if it was on the HK side of the border)

  23. Nuclear Chauffeur | 10:47 pm |

    Oh, hello, Officer. We were just playing cops-and-robbers.

  24. Stasher | 11:21 pm |

    Asian rap.

  25. Kiael | 1:23 am |

    They told the guys putting it up to “Focus on the vigor in which the completeness of the paradigm which is vital in the fields of activity in which suspension is associated with the motivation of mission accomplishment”

  26. Rebecca | 10:53 pm |

    Somehow, I don’t think it’s supposed to make sense.

  27. Josh | 12:07 pm |

    I think that sign just tried to rap at me!

  28. schoooler | 1:49 am |

    Hi, i’m schoooler

    I’m new to the forum and just saying hello.

  29. jeffy | 6:59 am |

    This is what happens when dubb-ya teaches english as a second language. Sounds like the ’05 State of the Union address!

  30. Leeloo | 4:44 am |

    Fake resistance is futile

  31. Ghost08 | 11:31 pm |

    have a fit

  32. PeetExcatered | 2:53 pm |

    Hello,
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    My operation system is Windows XP.
    Thx,
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  33. Janina | 11:08 pm |

    KEEP FAKE-CRACKING DAMMIT! THERE SHALL BE NO CESSION!!!

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