No boasting about your posting red signs…

posted on 1 Nov 2008 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Anna Leung.
Found in Shenzhen mall in China. 

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  1. dangevin | 2:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a Don King quote.

  2. dangevin | 2:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Instructions posted over a public toilet.

  3. coffeebot | 2:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because fake-selling is on the endangered list.

  4. algernon | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a fine selection of Dodo’s to sell, here OK?

  5. kapow | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    in other words – “no loitering”

  6. Meli | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just say “no.”

  7. Bill Sornson | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m just a wise fake-cracker.

  8. J-Luke | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To the determination there is no alteration: fake-sellings will continue with no reduction to its strength, without cession of fake-cracking!

  9. Someone46545 | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’m selling something, come and buy it while you still can!” “What are you selling?” “NOTHING! HAHAHA! I was just fake-selling!”

  10. Fondoodoo | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so basically they are still allowing everyone to sell pirated movies

  11. ChillinCharlie | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    News spread fast through out the police force “No more fake crack-downs.” Officers were sadden that they could no longer barge in on the Keebler Elves and confiscate all their cookies.

  12. Sarcastik | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Because just saying “no” is for people without imagination.

  13. Lauren | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a corporate mission statement. Makes about as much sense, too.

  14. kyle | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the official rules of tug-of-war

  15. Annonymous | 6:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks to recent union action, the work-to-rule at the Eradication Management Office was causing some negative effects in the consumer market…

  16. Big Fat Cat | 7:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My condolence to the real sellers. They are extinct!

  17. Beam Me Up Scotty | 8:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least they got the punctuation right.

  18. coffeebot | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    in other words, Stop Acting Chinese

  19. magick | 11:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Qu’est que f***

  20. that_guy | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so the dinosaurs went extinct because they were fake-selling?

  21. tdog | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We recommend that you do not diminish your perseverance or stamina, but please continue false sales and enforcements.

  22. jamar | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least they’re being honest here.

    (oh, and Shenzhen is in mainland China, not HK… the spelling “Luohu” shows it’s on the mainland side- it’d be “Lo Wu” if it was on the HK side of the border)

  23. Nuclear Chauffeur | 10:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, hello, Officer. We were just playing cops-and-robbers.

  24. Stasher | 11:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Asian rap.

  25. Kiael | 1:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They told the guys putting it up to “Focus on the vigor in which the completeness of the paradigm which is vital in the fields of activity in which suspension is associated with the motivation of mission accomplishment”

  26. Rebecca | 10:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somehow, I don’t think it’s supposed to make sense.

  27. Josh | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think that sign just tried to rap at me!

  28. schoooler | 1:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi, i’m schoooler

    I’m new to the forum and just saying hello.

  29. jeffy | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    This is what happens when dubb-ya teaches english as a second language. Sounds like the ’05 State of the Union address!

  30. Leeloo | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fake resistance is futile

  31. Ghost08 | 11:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    have a fit

  32. PeetExcatered | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello,
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    My operation system is Windows XP.
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  33. Janina | 11:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    KEEP FAKE-CRACKING DAMMIT! THERE SHALL BE NO CESSION!!!

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