Not easy going down…

posted on 21 Nov 2008 in Buildings, Signs

 

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Photo courtesy of Ryal Hansen.
Found at outlet mall outside Tokyo. 

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  1. Spoony | 12:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as it’s battered and fried, I’ll eat it.

  2. J-Luke | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The menu has its good points…

  3. Spoony | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    On second thought, better not try the Fried Chainsaws they have across the street…

  4. Poisonus Gus | 12:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Artie Lange’s dealer finally found a way to get him back on Heroin.

  5. dangevin | 12:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Novocaine costs extra.

  6. dangevin | 12:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As if smack wasn’t deadly enough…

  7. DieselDragon | 1:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Am I translating the sign on the left incorrectly, or is that an NHS health warning? 😉

  8. DieselDragon | 1:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Soft Cream: Will be sold only to adults over the age of 18 – I.D. will be requested. 😮

  9. Jay | 1:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cholesterol is a gateway drug.

  10. Patrick | 2:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there anything that the south won’t fry?

  11. beechoak | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This food really sticks to your ribs!… and your tongue, and your lips, and your throat…

  12. beechoak | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sure to be a new State Fair favorite: Fried-Needles on-a-Stick!

  13. ChillinCharlie | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    (Child in car with father driving by)

    Child: Daddy what are fried needles?

    (Dad not really paying attention)
    Dad: Something your mother and I liked to use in the 60’s…….. What!! Where did you see those words?

  14. HorribleLicensePlates | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Usually anything deep fried is good, but this will be the exception.

    Might be good with ranch dressing.

  15. Dominic Small | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A shot in the arm for the fast food industry…

  16. Grifter Wolf | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sure, I’ll take it fried, but can you put the syringes on the side please?

  17. kringo | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The soft cream will make the fried needles go down easier.

    Got Emba?

  18. Molly | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The place to come if you’re a picky-fat-junkie!

  19. Chris | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Free acupuncture with every meal.

  20. Navid | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It might not be easy going down, but its even worse coming out.

  21. Someone46545 | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, when mothers tell their children not to play with needles, they actually mean it in the same sentence as “don’t play with your food”?

  22. Big Fat Cat | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look at the sign below the counter. The owner claims to have “Got EMBA”. He must be a grad from Harvard support by venture capitalists. Let us support him and buy the shares now. It will become the next Google

  23. jjhitt | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the fried needles then?

  24. Sally | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have cream of chiken needle soup?

  25. coffeebot | 5:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s okay, I wasn’t getting enough iron in my diet, anyway.

  26. ashleigh | 5:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We also include fried thread!

  27. coffeebot | 9:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because of Monkeys!

  28. Ozjeppe | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Need-les(s) to say, I’ll pass…

  29. dargon | 1:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the health department gave the ok since they advertised the needles.

  30. BeadyEl | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let me have a Ceca-Cela with that.

  31. Pyth007 | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    While visiting Amsterdam, the proprietor misheard a couple of junkies “Do ya’ have any needles? I wanna get fried!” and opened up shop.

  32. Goopy | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This can’t be real. Nobody is that dumb

  33. Wish Wing | 2:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Except for me mr goopy person!

  34. Commanderbeatdown | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No sharing, please.

  35. Henna Onna no koto | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No chance of having any pins? Needles aren’t good for my diet.

  36. Jamie Brannon | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, No Officer, I wasn’t gonna use these! i bought them to eat!

  37. cheetaih | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Relax! “Fried needles” is the new technique to do acupuncture!

  38. tanya | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    one man’s medical waste is another man’s appetizer.

  39. Hepcat | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank God for the soft cream! If it weren’t for that the needles would never go down.

  40. chickenman | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dr, are you missing that large sharps bin that wasin the corner on my last visit to you? It is being sold accross the street with salt and vinegar…

  41. Ghost08 | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …sorry i was looking for baked toke’s; i’m trying to watch my figure

  42. Atli Hafsteinsson | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yogis love this place…

  43. Bugoyboy | 4:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For $1.00 more, we will supersize it !!! NAILS, NAILS & NAILS.

  44. Sarah | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it might have some iron in it…mmmmm, nutritious

  45. Tiny_Taquito | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The soft cream with soothe the sharp burning pain of fried needles.

  46. jsmith | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    must be ran by the same guy who owns this place:

    http://www.engrish.com/2008/10/this-place-is-only-moderately-hospitable/#comment-25619

  47. Sandor | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Order a large fried needles and get your choice between a medium beverage and a small haystack free.

  48. Aaron | 10:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Taste great but they give you terrible indegestion

  49. hihihi | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i’ll have some fried needles, and soft cream to wash it down…

  50. tazmom | 4:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ….YUM….!!!!!! Imagine the ‘crunch’!

  51. Mandy | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wee how else would you have them ? Duh!

  52. Nerd | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A fakir’s best friend!

  53. NightWolf71 | 10:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our special today has a sharp flavor, so sharp you could cut your tongue on it…

  54. karielee4000 | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t they mean noodles?

  55. WhismurLover | 1:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    fried noodles and chicken, soft ice cream not needles chiken and cream

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