Please keep your feet behind the lunar line…

posted on 5 Nov 2008 in Chinglish

Craters are larger than they appear…

 

Photo courtesy of Taylor Sabo & Michael Black.
Sign found in China.  

48 captions

  1. Michael | 12:30 am |

    Do not exit from moving moonlander.

  2. dangevin | 12:55 am |

    That first one’s a doozy.

  3. Jeremy | 12:57 am |

    The other sign in the back roughly translates to “Do not start fires”.
    … I didn’t know you can start a fire on the moon…???

  4. dangevin | 12:59 am |

    Caution: Jumping cow crossing

  5. Haha. | 1:22 am |

    Do not start fire or you will not be able to step to moon!!

  6. ChillinCharlie | 1:52 am |

    Houston we have a problem. Apparently playing hopscotch on the moon -was- a bad idea after all.

  7. Mr Mojo Risin | 4:50 am |

    Run giant reap for mankind.

  8. beechoak | 5:11 am |

    For your safety, please use the Moonwalk

  9. Dominic Small | 5:41 am |

    That’s one small, careful step for man…

  10. David | 5:55 am |

    “One of these days Alice…”

  11. Molly | 6:27 am |

    Now I understand what he meant when he said “I love you to the moon and back” … He left.

  12. Eric G | 6:41 am |

    What kind of sick joke is this, I thought you meant the lunar moon not some fat guys hairy……

  13. Eric G | 6:45 am |

    Fry’s in the buttermilk,
    Shoo, fry, shoo,
    Fry’s in the buttermilk,
    Shoo, fry, shoo,
    Fry’s in the buttermilk,
    Shoo, fry, shoo,
    Step to the moon, be careful

    Step, step, step to the moon
    Step, step, step to the moon
    Step, step, step to the moon
    Step to the moon, be careful

  14. BigFatCat | 7:19 am |

    The Eagle has landed! Oops at the wrong place.

  15. stacy | 8:11 am |

    Why reach for the stars when you can step to the moon?

  16. Chris | 8:11 am |

    To the moon, Alice!

  17. Brian | 8:12 am |

    One o’ these days, Alice, ONE A’ THESE DAYS!!!

  18. Chris | 10:16 am |

    So that’s how they got to the moon in 1969.

  19. Rollant | 10:55 am |

    What is this sign for? The minefield?

  20. adr | 11:18 am |

    Step to the moon
    Jive to the sun
    Samba to the stars
    But no smoking while doing so

  21. Tdog | 11:36 am |

    Seriously man. If the moon is giving you sh*t, you gotta step to that fool. But be careful, he’s one crazy sonnuva b@#ch.

  22. Poisonus Gus | 2:24 pm |

    Hello China, this is Neil Armstrong. I uhhh … didn’t mean it literally, you’re gonna need to rethink your space program.

  23. theillien | 2:50 pm |

    One of these day Alice, POW! Step to the moon!

  24. theillien | 2:52 pm |

    You wanna step to this? Do ya?!

  25. SF | 3:44 pm |

    Fry me to the moon

  26. Frank Sinatra | 5:36 pm |

    Step me to the moon…

  27. Ellen | 8:15 pm |

    Be careful not to step in any moon pies.

  28. babblingqu | 10:17 pm |

    Ever since we lassoed it, it’s a smaller step than usual.

  29. Patrick | 1:06 am |

    That’s it! I’m tired of these mother f’king snakes on this mother f’king moon!

  30. Pyth007 | 9:11 am |

    That’s one giant leap for mankind and one small step for man, cuz I just sprained my ankle…

  31. Loaf | 12:33 pm |

    DAY 1
    72 HOURS REMAIN

  32. Berin | 12:41 pm |

    The honeymooners go international.

    Alice, read the sign.

  33. Andrew | 10:47 am |

    What is in that cigarette?

  34. NonanoN | 3:50 pm |

    Stop the moon, I wanna give a giant leap out!

  35. SadPanda | 6:11 pm |

    A journey of a thousand AU begins with a single step.

  36. Kiael | 1:08 am |

    The Japanese space program has had a few budget cuts…

  37. Emu | 3:35 am |

    Watch your step in case of monkeys are there!

  38. Josh | 4:30 pm |

    Try to go to the bathroom before you leave.

  39. Commanderbeatdown | 12:20 pm |

    …it’s a doozy.

  40. Jamie Brannon | 7:55 am |

    Step to the moon. Be careful….. because of monkeys

  41. Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We | 10:14 pm |

    One giant leap…

  42. Rags | 8:52 am |

    Neil Armstrong was here.

  43. Azn_Death_Crapp. | 7:10 pm |

    Caution:A cow could jump over the moon with a deadly spoon…Be uncareful.

  44. Ghost08 | 11:25 pm |

    rockets need not apply

  45. ushiwakamaru30 | 1:35 am |

    This is where Michael Jackson learned to walk.

  46. Nick Symes | 5:56 am |

    Mind the Gap!

  47. Alice Ardis | 11:47 am |

    …and the cow jumped over the moon.

  48. NightWolf71 | 10:02 am |

    Warning: death is possible from lack of oxygen if you stay for more than an hour!

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