Please keep your feet behind the lunar line…

posted on 5 Nov 2008 in Chinglish

Craters are larger than they appear…

 

Photo courtesy of Taylor Sabo & Michael Black.
Sign found in China.  

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  1. Michael | 12:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not exit from moving moonlander.

  2. dangevin | 12:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That first one’s a doozy.

  3. Jeremy | 12:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The other sign in the back roughly translates to “Do not start fires”.
    … I didn’t know you can start a fire on the moon…???

  4. dangevin | 12:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Caution: Jumping cow crossing

  5. Haha. | 1:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not start fire or you will not be able to step to moon!!

  6. ChillinCharlie | 1:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Houston we have a problem. Apparently playing hopscotch on the moon -was- a bad idea after all.

  7. Mr Mojo Risin | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Run giant reap for mankind.

  8. beechoak | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For your safety, please use the Moonwalk

  9. Dominic Small | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one small, careful step for man…

  10. David | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “One of these days Alice…”

  11. Molly | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I understand what he meant when he said “I love you to the moon and back” … He left.

  12. Eric G | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What kind of sick joke is this, I thought you meant the lunar moon not some fat guys hairy……

  13. Eric G | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fry’s in the buttermilk,
    Shoo, fry, shoo,
    Fry’s in the buttermilk,
    Shoo, fry, shoo,
    Fry’s in the buttermilk,
    Shoo, fry, shoo,
    Step to the moon, be careful

    Step, step, step to the moon
    Step, step, step to the moon
    Step, step, step to the moon
    Step to the moon, be careful

  14. BigFatCat | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Eagle has landed! Oops at the wrong place.

  15. stacy | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why reach for the stars when you can step to the moon?

  16. Chris | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To the moon, Alice!

  17. Brian | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One o’ these days, Alice, ONE A’ THESE DAYS!!!

  18. Chris | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s how they got to the moon in 1969.

  19. Rollant | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is this sign for? The minefield?

  20. adr | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Step to the moon
    Jive to the sun
    Samba to the stars
    But no smoking while doing so

  21. Tdog | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Seriously man. If the moon is giving you sh*t, you gotta step to that fool. But be careful, he’s one crazy sonnuva b@#ch.

  22. Poisonus Gus | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello China, this is Neil Armstrong. I uhhh … didn’t mean it literally, you’re gonna need to rethink your space program.

  23. theillien | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One of these day Alice, POW! Step to the moon!

  24. theillien | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You wanna step to this? Do ya?!

  25. SF | 3:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fry me to the moon

  26. Frank Sinatra | 5:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Step me to the moon…

  27. Ellen | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful not to step in any moon pies.

  28. babblingqu | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ever since we lassoed it, it’s a smaller step than usual.

  29. Patrick | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s it! I’m tired of these mother f’king snakes on this mother f’king moon!

  30. Pyth007 | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one giant leap for mankind and one small step for man, cuz I just sprained my ankle…

  31. Loaf | 12:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    DAY 1
    72 HOURS REMAIN

  32. Berin | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The honeymooners go international.

    Alice, read the sign.

  33. Andrew | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is in that cigarette?

  34. NonanoN | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stop the moon, I wanna give a giant leap out!

  35. SadPanda | 6:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A journey of a thousand AU begins with a single step.

  36. Kiael | 1:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Japanese space program has had a few budget cuts…

  37. Emu | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch your step in case of monkeys are there!

  38. Josh | 4:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try to go to the bathroom before you leave.

  39. Commanderbeatdown | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …it’s a doozy.

  40. Jamie Brannon | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Step to the moon. Be careful….. because of monkeys

  41. Thlee Rittle Maids Flom School Alrle We | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One giant leap…

  42. Rags | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Neil Armstrong was here.

  43. Azn_Death_Crapp. | 7:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Caution:A cow could jump over the moon with a deadly spoon…Be uncareful.

  44. Ghost08 | 11:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    rockets need not apply

  45. ushiwakamaru30 | 1:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is where Michael Jackson learned to walk.

  46. Nick Symes | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mind the Gap!

  47. Alice Ardis | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and the cow jumped over the moon.

  48. NightWolf71 | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: death is possible from lack of oxygen if you stay for more than an hour!

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