Right next to Transgender Estates…

posted on 2 Nov 2008 in Toys

They wouldn’t let me take it to Boy Scout camp…

 

Photo courtesy of Nathan Burgess.

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  1. J-Luke | 1:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Elves nowadays really aren’t what they used to be…

  2. Patrick | 2:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Troubleshooting:
    If Rooter fails to build fairyland, please use enclosed speed powerful to build your own fairyland.

  3. beechoak | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Wow! My very own radio-controlled, fully functional, battery-operated, speed-powerful, Fairyland Rooter!… Thanks, Uncle Dick!”

  4. beechoak | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Available exclusively at the Creep Shop

  5. algernon | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Interesting that night toys come in all shapes and sizes

  6. Mr Mojo Risin | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Michael Jackson, and I approve this message.

  7. ChillinCharlie | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Michael Jackson used hundreds of these in the building of Neverland Ranch.

  8. dangevin | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A great front-end loader to build a home for all of your rear-end loaders.

  9. coffeebot | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    comes with special Hamster Extractor

  10. babblingqu | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Build a fairyland and receive a lawsuit from Ayumi Hamasaki, at an undetermined extra charge!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We have the rooter right here. Where is the hooter?

  12. Dominic Small | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because Fairyland wasn’t built in a day…

  13. that_guy | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not powerful, very powerful, powerful, ultra powerful, speed powerful.

  14. Michael Jackson | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the thing I need.

  15. Xila31 | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is what the fairies have to resort to when kids refuse to clap at the end of Peter Pan.

  16. anon | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fairyland or otherwise, you’re going to have a hard time building it with the bucket installed upside-down…

  17. Captain Kremen | 10:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    do I need a special licence to operate your powerful rooter sweety?

  18. Pyth007 | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it takes an Advanced Driver to operate the radio controlled Rooter, I wonder what kind of a driver is needed to operate the real Diesel powered one…

  19. Reynard Endymion | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm…I could use this at home, I’m in need of one of these myself.

  20. Ruphus | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Really? We still can’t see the word ‘fairy’ without going for the gay joke? It’s because of stuff like this that I will *never* take the internet home to meet my parents.

  21. F | 10:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess even fairies have to get with the technology revolution; do they have tiny fairy jack hammers and concrete corers, too?

  22. Rebecca | 10:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because every little boy wants his own Fairyland.

  23. Miz Fitz | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this is how michael jackson got started. it was his first gift

  24. Jamie Brannon | 5:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Something you dont findin at Toys r us Kids

  25. Jeff | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If front-end loader fails to work, fix grammar. If it continues to fail, flip over the scoop on front end of toy so it can actually pick stuff up.

  26. JOM | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A front-end loader for rear-end deliveries

  27. JOM | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great for future macho men in the Navy

  28. goldcaddy | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the perfect toy for transvestots.

  29. Ghost08 | 11:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oh baby full function and they forgot to mention fully poseable

  30. ella | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I just have to get a barbie to drive it.

  31. likeaboss21 | 8:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    agh! i will use my monster truck to build a fairyland! mwahahahahaha!

  32. Mandy | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Full function!

  33. Ben | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aww damn, I’m not an advanced driver yet.

  34. Marc | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s fun to build at the Y M C A

  35. Jescoe White | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s awfully selfish. Shouldn’t you build one for all your friends to enjoy?

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