Special delivery for Sarah Palin…

posted on 19 Nov 2008 in Household Items

Um, you’re gonna need a lot more cheese…

 

Photo courtesy of Tony Bruce-Mullins.

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  1. engrishwebmaster | 12:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    These will have to do–my car got stuck in the sticky trap…

  2. engrishwebmaster | 12:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re gonna need a bigger cat…

  3. SparklyBoof | 12:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They also have mouse traps that are really just giant nets.

  4. algernon | 12:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sarah Palin can’t recommend them enough.

  5. cheerfulnimbus | 12:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Good, I was worried about my Minnie Moose problem…

  6. brian t | 1:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Easy solution: these will sell like hotcakes in Scotland!

  7. Leafy | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny… the French is misspelled the exact same way. Maybe someone’s U key was broken?

  8. Brandon | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The French is just as bad. “4 Trappes de Sooris Jetable” would be roughly “4 Throwable Moose Trapdoors.” Maybe we have the first documented case of Flançais.

  9. dangevin | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somewhere in China, some poor guy is wondering why the world isn’t beating a path to his door yet…

  10. beechoak | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …Mr. Jinx, Entrepreneur…

  11. Pamela | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brandon’ s translation isn’t quite accurate. “Trappe” does mean traps. And “jetable” is the right term for disposable. The “sooris” is a first though. And it is definitly not the first case of Flançais, there actualy are links to Flançais from this site! And believe me, the sampling is just as hilarious in French than it is in English.

  12. beechoak | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Moose: the preferred meal for a Trapdesaurus

  13. Stephane | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We have a distinct case of a phobia of the letter “U”. “Moose” should be “Mouse”. “Sooris” should be “souris”

  14. Eric G | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So do I need to rent a u-haul to take these home?

  15. Eric G | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What in the world do you bait that with, a wheel of cheese?

    Wait, do moose eat cheese?

  16. beechoak | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hello? This is Boris Badenov… I am interested in your moose traps…”

  17. beechoak | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Natasha! At last! Trap to catch both squirrel AND moose!

  18. Someone46545 | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have mouse holes big enough to fit you in? Then that means there’s a moose in your house! Don’t replace your friendly cat with a dangerous lion or tiger, but buy these handy moose traps!

  19. ChillinCharlie | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Smaller animals would have fun with these.
    Beaver: Ok pete you sit here while i go push the switch. (click) oooooooh weeeeeee look at him fly!!

  20. Brian | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They work great, but I had to recruit four more guys to help me set the darn things…

  21. BeadyEl | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tvas da night before Christmas, and all t’ru da hoose, not a creature vas stirring, not even a moose!

  22. Eric G | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nip the moose on the loose in the caboose without a boost from a noose.

  23. beechoak | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch out, Bullwinkle! It’s a trap!

  24. Grifter Wolf | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “From the makers of Antler Eater!”

  25. Shell | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “If You Give a Moose A Muffin”…..chances are you’ll need this trap to break the cycle and get rid of him.

  26. tekleader | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So, um, do I need to trap all four legs of the moose with these?

  27. gazilliontimz | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Made In China”… If the trap doesn’t kill you, the lead and melamine (in the cheese) will!

  28. Moose Man | 4:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I never knew whipped chocolate cream dessert was so hard to catch!

  29. Eric G | 4:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Uh, your gonna need more than a beach towel to clean up the mess.

  30. Eric G | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A Møøse once bit my sister …

    No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
    with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
    her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and
    star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo
    Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst
    Nordfink”.

  31. Diddims | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…

  32. Diddims | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    EEEK! A moose!

  33. Diddims | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey, look what the cat dragged home…!

  34. nancy | 8:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I dunno. That might just piss the moose off.

  35. zookeeperjulie | 8:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well yeah, but where will I dispose of it when I trap the moose?

  36. Diddims | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My mother stands on a chair and screams when there’s meese in the house.

  37. Doh | 7:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come here, Obama! YOU TOO BIDEN! YOUR NOSES ARE MINE!

  38. Doh | 7:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I could catch Alaska with this!

  39. DieselDragon | 1:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Second and third-place prizes in the U.S. Elections just aren’t nearly as good as for first… :-)

  40. Sam | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not so much the scampering that I mind; it’s the antler marks.

  41. Sam | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I should have known that my plants would attract meese!

  42. tanya | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate to kill the poor things, but I get so tired of finding their droppings everywhere.

  43. Haley | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Moose trap? I would love to see the moose that would trap!!!!

  44. Amy | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They have some really small mooses in France. Either that, or some gigantic sooris are running loose…

  45. Ghost08 | 10:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    it seems a little cruel to have a trap for every hoof

  46. A person | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of an old joke:

    The guy is sitting on a train when a weird old guy sits next to him with a giant mousetrap. He asks the guy why he has a giant mousetrap. He answers “The Bedouins use these to catch moose in the Sahara Desert.” The first guy says there are no moose in the Sahara Desert. The old man says “See? It works!”

    ;)

  47. bbycakez | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    oh thank God the moose trap has helped with the squeaking mooses around my house at night

  48. Keith Taylor | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can someone please point me at some disposable mooses so that I can try these out?

  49. Boris | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now we finally catch moose and squirrel

  50. StarBase10 | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The trap’s good… until Jerry found out that the trap wasn’t compatible for him, and that Mickey Moose was too big for the trap. Well, 3 mice took all of our cheese that were in stock in our fridge, and we couldn’t complete our sandwich for our grandma, then she could be angry and she’ll give us a hundred whips!

  51. crounder | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve seen plent of moose before, but never a disposable one.

  52. Aaron | 3:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, Rocky, look what I found. *snap* Yowch!

  53. PixeL | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    uh-oh… trouble for bullwinkle

  54. hihihi | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    how do you get rid of them?

  55. Mandy | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    we’re gonna clip his toenails.

  56. Huggzie | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They got hooves Mandy!

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