Sums up my life…

posted on 12 Nov 2008 in Clothing

Rough divorce? 

 

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Photo courtesy of ‘fancyplants
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Found in Shinjuku, Tokyo. 

48 captions

  1. Stefan | 12:10 am |

    Wow, sounds like MY life…

  2. Ellen | 12:26 am |

    It’s hard being emo.

  3. Ellen | 12:30 am |

    The kana says “neat cap” and then… “waffle?” I guess that refers to the mesh part of the cap?

  4. Zeshin | 1:24 am |

    Available in three sizes: small, medium, and “why she dumped me.”

  5. engrishwebmaster | 1:32 am |

    @Ellen: It actually says “knit cap” and that sign is referring to the cap below the sign (that we cannot see). Thanks for the contributions. 🙂

  6. dangevin | 3:47 am |

    For those ready to give in to their hopelessly poor fashion sense.

  7. dangevin | 3:51 am |

    I’m glad the goth kids decided to play baseball, but couldn’t they have come up with a catchier team name?

  8. Mr Mojo Risin | 4:51 am |

    I’m buying Elmer a new hat for his 1 year A.A. anniversary.

  9. Meli | 4:52 am |

    So THAT’S why we were never allowed to wear caps to school…

  10. coffeebot | 5:48 am |

    Ellen said: The kana says “neat cap” and then… “waffle?”
    …because waffles are emo?
    PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES!

  11. beechoak | 6:13 am |

    OKASHI withdrawal…

  12. I need one of these to wear to work.

  13. beechoak | 6:30 am |

    “… and check out our lovely line of coffee mugs…”

  14. Eric G | 6:32 am |

    My new favorite wedding gift for men.

  15. BigFatCat | 7:39 am |

    Free gift to victims of the subprime mortgage

  16. Ben | 8:12 am |

    At least the hat still wants to live. The T-shirt hates itself and wants to die.

  17. Chris | 8:14 am |

    How do you know it’s endless if you haven’t measured it?

  18. Canuck | 8:15 am |

    The latest fashion for McCain supporters.

  19. Bill Sornson | 8:39 am |

    I’ll take two.

  20. Brian | 8:48 am |

    Hopeless bleak despair
    it was always there
    and then one day,
    I got this cap….

  21. Archon | 9:26 am |

    @dangvin: If they think the team name *isn’t* catchy, then they just don’t get goth…

    (Me, I’m a pseudogoth–goths like me a lot, and I can’t figure out why. Though I want about four of that cap for some goths I know…)

  22. ChillinCharlie | 10:21 am |

    Something you buy someone who has taken a vow of celibacy.

  23. Eric G | 12:07 pm |

    Which wedding anniversary is the hat anniversary?
    From the message, it seems like the fir… fif… ten… twen… thir…
    I guess it could be any one of them.

  24. Shell | 2:19 pm |

    The REAL slogan of the Obama Administration is revealed!

  25. ric | 4:37 pm |

    It’s what you wear when no-one answers your ad at JapanCupid. 😀

  26. Na-dan | 6:44 pm |

    Yeah, I drank to much last night too.

  27. Maskdt | 6:46 pm |

    Go cry, emo hat!

  28. Jim | 10:38 pm |

    Hey, count your blessings.

  29. Kiael | 12:28 am |

    “I went to group therapy and all I got was this stupid hat!”

  30. madnicky | 2:38 am |

    Cheer up emo hat

  31. Andrew | 3:33 pm |

    You’re so vain, I bet you think this cap is about you…

  32. DieselDragon | 9:27 pm |

    This one became strangely popular after Bullet for my Valentine pulled out of playing at Wacken Open Air 2007… 😉

  33. thipthapthoo | 3:48 pm |

    The last shot at your merchandising dollar before the guillotine.

  34. magick | 11:21 pm |

    Please, kill me now

  35. Josh | 4:26 pm |

    There’s always a silver lining.

  36. Commanderbeatdown | 12:26 pm |

    Perhaps your hair will catch on to what the hat is saying and cut itself.

  37. Jamie Brannon | 9:39 pm |

    “This is supposed to help me through my mid-life crisis?!”

  38. Snoozerpoo | 8:07 am |

    Please, please put this on a shirt or hat and offer it for sale!! If there’s any Engrish that spoke to me in bleak, mind-blowing (but oddly hopeful) clarity, I don’t remember it…

  39. tanya | 9:53 am |

    Somebody needs to pull the plug

  40. j | 2:08 am |

    Free razor blades with every purchase!

  41. Guns aren’t lawful;
    Nooses give;
    Gas smells awful;
    You might as well live.
    —- Dorothy Parker

  42. Karilyn | 6:56 pm |

    Found at Hot Topic.

  43. buzzer | 8:42 am |

    Life screwed me over and all I got was this lousy cap.

  44. BibbyKlr | 8:58 am |

    Now I just need “Trapped in abyssmal mind numbing hellish prison of my own making but still breathing” T-shirt to complete my outfit

  45. Ghost08 | 11:13 pm |

    i wear my heart–on my hat

  46. ClickOfDeath | 6:08 pm |

    Moe Syslak’s hat…

  47. Crystal | 8:14 am |

    Damn. And I thought I had a bad week!

  48. hihihi | 1:05 pm |

    sounds like my evil twin’s life…

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