This greed is good…

posted on 3 Nov 2008 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Elliot Gouw.
Menu from Tower Hotel in Shanghai, China. 

47 captions

  1. dangevin | 1:10 am |

    Mixed greens please – $20s and $50s.

  2. coffeebot | 2:19 am |

    it’s always All You Can Eat

  3. kyle | 3:22 am |

    all your salad are belong to me

  4. Meli | 3:37 am |

    Never thought a golden opportunity would be this easy to spot…

  5. Tom | 5:24 am |

    The meal of aspiring Wall Street bankers.

  6. BigFatCat | 5:28 am |

    Cater to high paid wallstreet executives

  7. BigFatCat | 5:29 am |

    BTW, does it come with the desert?

  8. kapow | 5:54 am |

    The ONLY salad fit for government officials! BUY NOW!

  9. make that a big greed salad with a side of evil dressing. MUHUEHAHAHAH.

  10. Eric G | 6:25 am |

    I only wish this salad wasn’t so gritty.

  11. Molly | 6:33 am |

    When you wish upon a salad…

  12. Brent | 7:33 am |

    Can I switch the greed salad for the gluttony fries?

  13. Dominic Small | 8:06 am |

    I’d rather have a greed salad than a hunger salad…

  14. robyonecanoby | 8:25 am |

    and don’t forget the DESERT.
    who doesn’t love sand after a delicious meal?

  15. Someone46545 | 8:47 am |

    Annoying greedy salad they serve with the sandwish. Before I’m able to make the wish, the salad already did!

  16. Blake | 9:21 am |

    I heard they make lotsa wishes in the desert…

  17. Bill Sornson | 9:26 am |

    I want two of ’em.

  18. that_guy | 10:12 am |

    Gluttony felt remorse after he found out he ate his friend.

  19. Stefan | 11:12 am |

    I always feel so greedy when I wish for sand.

  20. Archon | 11:31 am |

    Many have ventured into the Rub’ al-Khali seeking fabled Irem’s riches…

  21. John | 12:44 pm |

    Three wishes only. No wishing for more wishes!

  22. Xila31 | 12:55 pm |

    It comes with an optional side of deviled eggs.

  23. claire | 1:08 pm |

    So this is how the financial crisis got so bad.

  24. babblingqu | 4:43 pm |

    And for dessert, the grapes of wrath.

  25. Vikki | 2:17 am |

    I can see where they get the natural green colour from… and of course, the dressing has a very sandy colour – excelleeeeeent….

  26. Brandon | 9:23 am |

    Salad?! GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!!!

  27. doompiggy | 9:27 am |

    The lettuce is MINE! ALL MINE!

  28. pech | 10:03 pm |

    I’m way too fashionably trendy to be seen eating that. Greed is SO on its way out.

  29. NonanoN | 3:49 pm |

    Is this kosher?

  30. Kiael | 1:14 am |

    You KNOW you want it…

  31. MikeM | 9:10 pm |

    served by waiter with stuffed up dose

  32. Sam | 11:57 am |

    Then for desert, lust cheesecake.

  33. Sam | 11:57 am |

    The other salads are green with envy.

  34. NeXEkho | 11:33 am |

    You’ve heard of Nightwish…. here’s Sandwish!

  35. cheetaih | 6:00 am |

    Wall Street bankers’ favorite Engrish Salad that cause the 08 credit crunch!

  36. tee-hee | 5:17 am |

    i don’t care that this has nothing to do with the picture but…..

    😀 :) :(

  37. Azn_Death_Crapp. | 7:13 pm |

    “I wish i had another Wishing sandwish plz.”

  38. Amy | 2:55 pm |

    Given it’s in a desert, I reckon the whole ‘sandwish’ thing is rather appropriate, ne?

  39. Ghost08 | 11:28 pm |

    made for folks like Bill Gates and Donald Trump

  40. Heradrinovich | 2:59 am |

    I wish for all sand & salad,NOW!

  41. Tiny_Taquito | 7:17 pm |

    Darn you, greedy salad! You took my sandwish!

  42. Poopskin | 6:04 pm |

    ‘Hmm…I’d like a greed sandwich, with a side of Sahara for desert.

  43. Lora | 7:56 pm |

    After the Greed Salad, may I suggest Humble Pie for dessert?

  44. Ishkfe | 2:53 am |

    The American Way Of Life Menu.

  45. hihihi | 12:28 pm |

    i have a wish… oh, a sandwish? i’ll take one of those to… oh what the heck? throw in a greed salad. another one. ANOTHER ONE. MORE!!! MORE!!! wow, the greed works almost instantly!

  46. NightWolf71 | 10:04 am |

    Do not leave money lying around the salad.

  47. Myself | 8:25 pm |

    I ordered a sandwish and they thought I was wishing for sand, so I got the desert instead. The waiter thought I was being greedy wanting the whole desert…

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