Waiter, this tastes like — oh never-mind…
Just like my ballot choices: all crap!
Photo courtesy of Andrew Drysdale.
Menu found at restaurant in Saigon, Vietnam.
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This is the crappiest restaurant I’ve ever been to.
The food’s awful, but at least they’re polite!
crap your hands for the chef if you liked this delicious meal
I’ll try the Boston Steamer.
Trust me– you’ll want it with the beer.
Well, I suppose it’s true when they say, “What goes in, comes back out”… very easy to predict what the menu writers have been eating… lots of crap..
“Squid fried Shrimps”
I honestly don’t see what everyone is laughing about.
What a ripoff! The red crap is 100,000VND more expensive than the usual crap.
Crap with beer. Any chance of dinner and a show.
“Do you have Steamed Crap with Mary Ann?”
Not in the mood for beer tonight… what wine would you suggest?
I usually have the beer the night before and the steamed crap the next morning.
Steamed Crap, mmm mmm good. Who eats Steamed Carp anymore?
“Hey Salvatore, give-a the ugly kid a plate of the red crap!”
Wait a minute, this Chardonnay tastes like …..
I hope my entree tastes better.
Two girls, one plate.
“Waiter! There are a bunch of flies on my crap!”
“That costs extra!”
Kids’ Menu: Crappy Meal with prize
And please go easy on the garlic, it gives a bad breath!
But it’s really good crap!
Crap…I can’t decide.
Crap your hands together!
No I asked for the Pan Fried pile of Crap…
‘Ey Luigi! Another plate-a da red crap!
No thanks, I’m on a low-crap diet.
I guess this one is fairly appropriate for (the US) election day…
“Waiter! This can’t be right - are you really selling excrement as food?”
“Heavens no! It’s actually CARP - a huge, ugly, bottom-feeding fish.”
“Whew! You had me worried there for a second…”
Seconds? No thanks. I’ve had all the crap I can take. I’m already so full of crap I may explode…
But I usually take my steamed red crap the morning after drinking beer.
NOTE: The ‘crap’ in the menu most likely refers to “crab”, not “carp”.
Tomorrow’s Special: the Runs
Ooh, this one comes with corn.
And here I came to eat Crabs….oh well…
Economics 101: Supply and Demand. When demand for a product is low, price must be set higher in order to recover costs on the few sales you do achieve. For example, if you plan to sell crap in a restaurant, it should be priced at ten-times as much as the seafood!
Dirty Sanchez would approve.
Surprised no-one made a blood joke….. “red crap”
Waiter this Steamed Red Crap with Ginger taste bloody awf… wait a second!!!
can i get mine on a cracker?
I love their crappy food, but I usually enjoy it more with Baby and Sporty.
Sir, we’re a little ‘backed up’ with the crap with cheese, would you like to change your order?
At least it’s served fresh…
Whats the difference between crap and red crap
If you’re gonna eat unhealthy crap, I say go all the way and fry it. Deep Fried Crap - now that’s good eats!
I never go to this restaurant anymore. I’m sick of their crap.
Could I have the trouser chili with a crusty roll and a nut log? And if you could put some butt mustard on it…
algernon | 12:39 am | Vote: Add rating 1 Subtract rating 1
Whats the difference between crap and red crap
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The red crap was created with an overdose of V8
I guess McDonald’s finally ran out of food names that hide the truth.
I ate there once and got a bad case of the craps.
I prefer my crap fried, thank you very much.
Oh, yuck, it’s steamed! That’s disgusting!
“Cua gach” ?? Apparently, this is Klingon food…
Most beer fans prefer a steaming crap after their drink.
An excerpt from the menu in a certain Sydney eastern suburb……
So… no one finds it quite ironic that right under the “crap” category there’s a line of text saying “HAVE A GOOD MEAL”?
This is the menu from Coogee Bay Hotel in Sydney
Got pee?
I’d rather have “Red Crap” than “Gach hâp gu’ung”
“Excuse me, waiter? I distinctively ordered mine without corn”.
Full of what we all need!
looks like a big craps shoot :-\
this place smells
ya might wanna consider that if they are serving crap there is a strong
possibility they are serving used beer too.
Hey, Waiter! There’s a fly in my crap!
Our crap is served in the finest bone-china bowels!
Because school lunch is not just for school anymore!
Served with corn and toilet water!
New! Now garnished wish fresh herpes
Is red crap supposed to be bloody or something?
what the crab?
McD*nalds Marketing Departments’ first try at Vietnams strict “Truth In Advertising” law.
You’re telling me you don’t sell Steamed Blue Crap with Ginger?!?
This is al because the Vietnemese government told all food places that they needed to list the ingredients of food. To late did they realize that it was bad for Western Tourism
I love how after listing so much steamed poop on the menu, it says, “HAVE A GOOD MEAL!”
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Hmm think I’ll pass….where’s the fried crap menu?
Is this restaurant eat out or take in?
tasty tasty!
fresh extracted!
clean from notkitchen!
I’ll have a # 2.
I like to play craps without food.
Hope there’ll be breath mints afterwards.
What!? No deep fried crap? Dang………I guess i’ll have the steamed crap with beer instead.
This must be a dog restaurant.
Want flies with that?
Fresh from the “oven”.
too bad they don’t have a poo-poo platter.
I wonder if it’s made fresh while you watch, like at Subway
Forget about the buns in the oven, the buns ARE the oven…
Waitress:
Well, there’s egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and crap
Egg, bacon and crap
Egg, bacon, sausage and crap
Crap, bacon, sausage and crap
Crap, egg, crap, crap, bacon and crap
Crap, sausage, crap, crap, crap, bacon, crap, tomato and crap
Crap, crap, crap, egg and crap
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, baked beans, crap, crap, crap and crap.
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and crap.
Now that’s a lot of crap!
Eat, Crap, and Die! It finally makes sense!
I’ll have the crap and shlimp plate
woah RED crap!
the red crap is the worst…
If you’re happy and you know it, crap your hands.
I don’t feel like beer tonight. Can I have a dog-turd and tonic?
Yes, it’s all crap food.
It really all boils down to 1001 Ways to Cook the Same Old Crap.
Wat about Steamed Crap with Pee?
i suppose this is the closest we’ve come to truth in advertising
my friend recomended this place, little did i realize he’s into scat
They’ve finally read one of the reviews…
Food fights in this restaurant will have some dire consequences…
chef: do you like it? i made it meself. all natural, organic and fresh out the oven (a.k.a. my blue jean sitter)
“So, waiter, what makes the red crap red?”
“Oh, funny story about that, actually. You see, the chef was testing his newest creation, used razor, deep-fried with a urine sauce….”
:] Uhhhhh…Uhhhh…. Bananas. [:
the crap mellows the intensity of the ginger
Now with a generous serving of bread but remember “the more bread you have the less crap you have to eat”
guys, do you really think it is actually a beer?
Is it very convenient for you to get the ingredient?
I hope it didn’t come out of an elephant. Or, of the “Oven” had a little issue with its water levels.
Sorry, we’re all out of red crap today…the chef refilled his hemmorhoids medication prescription.
“And how would you like your crap? Red or steamed?”
“Oh gee, they both sound so appetizing. Give me some Steamed Red Crap with Beer! I feel like a vamppie”
Let me order some steamed crap ginger and can I have some chopped vegetarians as a side dish? lol
I’ll have the steamed red crap with ginger and a side of… High explosive frag grenades.
Can i get some terds on top of my crap?
I’ll have the squid fried shrimps, everything else is just crap.
Tastes like chicken?
That’s a Vietnamese delicacy, the Mekong Brown Trout (Scatus vulgaris), a sausage-shaped fish found in the Mekong River. It’s American cousin, the Susquehanna Brown Trout, is found in Pennsylvania, where the locals call it the Common Jimmyfloater. Can we order white eels (Gumma trojana) with that?
Do they serve that with shittake mushrooms?
It’s all crap…
Yeah waiter, I’ll have a glass of original ass drink with a side of steamed crap. Don’t forget the fried turd seasoning…….
You can buy the recipe for 20,000 VND/K
This is the best restaurant ever, not!
Did anyone notice the fried entree is TEN TIMES CHEAPER?! Squid labor must be really cheap. Wonder what human fried shrimp costs?
And they say Have a Good Meal!!!
You know, really, crap is crap, who cares as long as it’s human.
I bet Beer tastes good with red crap… Wait, aren’t those hemorrhoids?
so it’s legal to sell craps in vietnam?
I’ll eat anything if it goes with beer