Waiter, this tastes like — oh never-mind…

posted on 4 Nov 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Just like my ballot choices: all crap!

 

Photo courtesy of Andrew Drysdale.
Menu found at restaurant in Saigon, Vietnam. 

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  1. DeanAckles | 8:40 pm |

    Food fights in this restaurant will have some dire consequences…

  2. BSting | 4:18 am |

    chef: do you like it? i made it meself. all natural, organic and fresh out the oven (a.k.a. my blue jean sitter)

  3. lkmjr | 6:36 pm |

    “So, waiter, what makes the red crap red?”
    “Oh, funny story about that, actually. You see, the chef was testing his newest creation, used razor, deep-fried with a urine sauce….”

  4. Soreal_Family | 5:33 pm |

    :] Uhhhhh…Uhhhh…. Bananas. [:

  5. Russ | 4:21 pm |

    the crap mellows the intensity of the ginger

  6. Brett | 8:10 am |

    Now with a generous serving of bread but remember “the more bread you have the less crap you have to eat”

  7. fendo | 7:26 pm |

    guys, do you really think it is actually a beer?

  8. tony | 7:54 pm |

    Is it very convenient for you to get the ingredient?

  9. Luna | 10:09 pm |

    I hope it didn’t come out of an elephant. Or, of the “Oven” had a little issue with its water levels.

  10. Tiny_Taquito | 7:19 pm |

    Sorry, we’re all out of red crap today…the chef refilled his hemmorhoids medication prescription.

  11. iesuka.itami | 8:08 pm |

    “And how would you like your crap? Red or steamed?”
    “Oh gee, they both sound so appetizing. Give me some Steamed Red Crap with Beer! I feel like a vamppie”

  12. heg | 11:55 am |

    Let me order some steamed crap ginger and can I have some chopped vegetarians as a side dish? lol

  13. Kenku | 1:35 pm |

    I’ll have the steamed red crap with ginger and a side of… High explosive frag grenades.

  14. Anniki | 7:52 pm |

    Can i get some terds on top of my crap?

  15. sandra | 4:43 am |

    I’ll have the squid fried shrimps, everything else is just crap.

  16. Cliff | 8:17 pm |

    Tastes like chicken?

  17. Phil G. | 9:09 am |

    That’s a Vietnamese delicacy, the Mekong Brown Trout (Scatus vulgaris), a sausage-shaped fish found in the Mekong River. It’s American cousin, the Susquehanna Brown Trout, is found in Pennsylvania, where the locals call it the Common Jimmyfloater. Can we order white eels (Gumma trojana) with that?

  18. Phil G. | 2:27 pm |

    Do they serve that with shittake mushrooms?

  19. Hikari | 4:08 am |

    It’s all crap…

  20. NOP | 12:12 pm |

    Yeah waiter, I’ll have a glass of original ass drink with a side of steamed crap. Don’t forget the fried turd seasoning…….

  21. John Bartel | 10:28 am |

    You can buy the recipe for 20,000 VND/K

  22. Sim | 3:22 am |

    This is the best restaurant ever, not!

  23. Halfasin | 9:55 am |

    Did anyone notice the fried entree is TEN TIMES CHEAPER?! Squid labor must be really cheap. Wonder what human fried shrimp costs?

  24. Power | 8:55 pm |

    And they say Have a Good Meal!!!

  25. Neals | 8:38 am |

    You know, really, crap is crap, who cares as long as it’s human.

  26. Kelvin | 9:43 pm |

    I bet Beer tastes good with red crap… Wait, aren’t those hemorrhoids?

  27. cahsobo | 2:18 am |

    so it’s legal to sell craps in vietnam?

  28. Rat | 9:20 am |

    I’ll eat anything if it goes with beer

  29. Jescoe White | 12:13 pm |

    No thanks. I don’t eat anything that’s been steamed.

  30. ack | 8:43 am |

    So this is what they make from Clean Blue Crap

  31. MKCyrax | 11:52 pm |

    Wow
    My Country is serving Craps

  32. Roj | 8:18 am |

    I hate it when I get crap in my teeth

  33. hihihi | 12:34 pm |

    that’s the crappiest resturaunt ever… the waiter charged me $20.00 for that crap!

  34. Redd's Greene | 9:42 pm |

    Waiter! Waiter! Besides the red crap, do you also sell the saliva chicken? No? This place is nothing but crap!

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