What’s up with the long lines?

posted on 14 Nov 2008 in Chinglish

 

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Photo courtesy of Barak Llewellyn.
Found in Chengdu, China. 

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  1. ChillinCharlie | 12:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please insert $50 to enter.

  2. babblingqu | 2:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that you, Larry Craig?

  3. Michael | 2:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guys, I’m unzipping my pants for a different reason….

  4. Dominic Small | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Paging George Michael…

  5. Mr Mojo Risin | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s just a tree and some other outdoor stuff in there.

  6. beechoak | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be 21 to enter…

  7. HorribleLicensePlates | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    2 minute wait! HAR HAR

  8. Creampuff | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Want to jiggle the handle?

  9. kapow | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    good to see you Boy George.. maybe not..

  10. Eric G | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why isn’t this free soap on the walls foaming?

  11. creampuff | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wanna come jiggle the handle?

  12. Brian | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too bad we can’t see what it says on the WOMENS’ restroom sign…

  13. Beady.El | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They have to refill the condom machine 5 times a day…

  14. Eric G | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brian, who cares about the sign, I want to see the inside.

  15. beechoak | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wanna jiggle the handle?

  16. patcap365 | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! The balloon machine is empty!

  17. Aimily | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet the handicapped stall is labeled “Wide Stance.”

  18. claire | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought that was in the Minneapolis airport.

  19. Grifter Wolf | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re guaranteed to fall into this one!

  20. coffeebot | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    JOE: Hey, Fred, there’s nothing in this stall.
    FRED: That’s because it’s your turn…

  21. Eric G | 2:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet I know what the toilet paper roll hangs from.

  22. Eric G | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I give you their newest accessory, the vibrating toilet seat.

    http://www.leadercall.com/features/local_story_318104251.html?keyword=topstory

  23. algernon | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why not come on in big boy!

  24. Maskdt | 8:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I swear, I’m really NOT “looking for a good time”!

  25. Jamie Brannon | 9:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Micheal Jackson is inside…. i think ill wait out here

  26. Comma | 12:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that where they found Larry Craig?

  27. Ellen | 2:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Out of the closet and into the stall.

  28. Allaiyah Weyn | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is where most of our future political scandals meet & greet.

  29. Andrew | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I see Larry Craig and George Michael, but where are the Joe Orton jokes?

  30. DieselDragon | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It was at this point the Corporation of London realised that having one set of public lavatories serving both Chinatown *and* Old Crompton St. wasn’t exactly one of their better ideas…

  31. jose victor | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Soooooooooo “kulit”B-D:P

  32. Mark A | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: This toilet is not for homophobics.

  33. munchy365 | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    25 cents for 10 minutes.

  34. psyche | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    George Michael can finally do his “business” without fear of arrest…

  35. Belbe | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better than the male sex port-a-loo.

  36. Commanderbeatdown | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For coming and going.

  37. Chloristine | 7:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I gotta pee!

  38. Blett | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not just the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport, I see.

  39. a man who talk much | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    only 25 cents!

  40. Justice | 1:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Need to get one of these for my house when the Mrs. is away.

  41. chrispy | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    do they give reach arounds?

  42. JOM | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Heh, just imagine all the little American kids on vacation that had to sh*t and piss their pants because their up-tight prudish parents wouldn’t let them near a toilet in Asia after seeing this.

  43. Purplehound | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Heeeyyyyy… just what *is* that stuff in the soap dispenser? What?! Oh, God… NO!!!

  44. j | 2:12 am |

    Why do i feel I am back in Vegas?

  45. jer0me | 1:27 am |

    Please flush the t0ilet after use.

  46. Azn_GanxStahh_Star | 7:05 pm |

    Wierd.i am not g@y but i cud use some men secks

  47. Azn_Death_Crapp. | 7:07 pm |

    hmm…I dont think men have “slits”…but i tihnk they have “fingers”?

  48. Ghost08 | 11:09 pm |

    first toe tap invitation made here

  49. Sylvie | 7:01 am |

    Hmm…Are women permitted to watch?

  50. dave | 7:45 pm |

    George Michaels favortie toilet :-)

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