YOU were the one complaining about the patch…

posted on 30 Nov 2008 in Signs

Now I’ll have only one dirty habit…

 

Photo courtesy of Dan Carolin.
Found on train platform in Japan. 

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  1. Spoony | 12:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks, I’ll stick to coffee and alcohol.

  2. Spoony | 1:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Now with more chew spit!”

  3. Nuclear Chauffeur | 1:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey! I thought I told you to get us drinks for the game, not mushed up cigarettes in a bottle!”

  4. Ellen | 1:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All the cool kids are doing it.

  5. Jesse | 1:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t question the sign, just do it.

  6. Brent | 1:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, there is Perique Tabacco Liqueur.

  7. SparklyBoof | 2:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and eat your liquor or no t.v. for you, young man!

  8. Someone5125 | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The new solution for smoking addicts that don’t want to ruin their lungs: drink your tabacco!

  9. dangevin | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Butts up!

  10. kapow | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and smoke beer!

  11. beechoak | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With Jack LaLanne’s Power Juicer, you can juice anything!

  12. beechoak | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can smoke ham, and you can smoke cheese. Now you can drink tobacco!

  13. DieselDragon | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ll try just about anything to get around the smoking ban… ;-)

  14. coffeebot | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it work? It got me out of the Army!

  15. DieselDragon | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …And smoke Coca-Cola! :-D

  16. ChillinCharlie | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Each bottle comes with its own filter.

  17. theillien | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep an eye out for their #1 selling product Drink Crack.

  18. Chris | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Solves the second hand smoke problem.

  19. blast1412 | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, it doesn’t work! I got kicked out of non smoking area…

  20. David | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I quit drinking tobacco, but then I turned to snorting donuts!

  21. jjhitt | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried that but it was real hard keeping it lit.

  22. Jeremy | 7:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink tobacco?
    What will they come up with next, “Drink weed”!?

  23. Grifter Wolf | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s drain a lung!

  24. Umbrion | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “1 Unfiltered tabacco, and 1 Ultra Light tabacco please.”

  25. AsianNinja | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahhhh.So refreshing on a summer day.

  26. ZeroCentury | 2:50 pm |

    a new product innovation for the tabacco industry

  27. BibbyKlr | 9:19 am |

    Dont tell me what to do stupid sign!

  28. Ghost08 | 10:44 pm |

    nothing says yum like greasy ashy water burning the lining in your intestines de–lish

  29. AJ | 4:39 am |

    Your mom won’t smell smoke in your bedroom anymore!

  30. feces | 8:24 am |

    my doctor recommended this to help me quit smoking… effective so far

  31. mOcHeLe | 1:31 am |

    oh and i wonder if smoke comes out of your butt…that way you can’t deny it if you fart! awwwww japan is always thinking one step ahead of other nations!

  32. joy | 7:55 pm |

    robinson crusoe did drink tobacco water…

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