A tourist information center

posted on 27 Dec 2008 in Signs

These tourist information centers get around! 

 

Photo courtesy of Adam Gage.
Found in Japan.  

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  1. Sparkly Boof | 12:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “When you reach tourist information center, ask to see the Great and Mighty Oz!”

  2. Algernon | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as you don’t go down the back passage

  3. fishyfriend | 12:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Then where do they put it?

  4. dangevin | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t this the code to get 30 extra guys in Contra?

  5. Yogesh Damle | 1:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I do not put a map here, the map also goes somewhere even if I scold it!

  6. Skeletextman | 3:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I do not put a map here. I put map in the JUSTICE OFFICE, right past the FREEDOM PASSAGE, opposite the TRUTH HALL.

  7. Spoony | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If you reach the Information Hall of Meat, you have gone too far.

  8. Spoony | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatever you do, DO NOT turn onto East and West Incarceration Lane.

  9. Belbe | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This information centre sure takes a confusing route to it’s destination…can’t blame it for trying to lose the crazy tourists.

  10. staplerman | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i follow the direction and it leads me back here,,….

  11. gbear | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ROCK AND ROLL!!!!…………….HELLO CLEVELAND!!!!!(This will only make sense to those who have seen This is Spinal Tap)

  12. beechoak | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “You Are He–… hey! Where did it go?”

  13. Jamie Brannon | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “I do not put map here”……. because of monkeys

  14. Chris | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if you have any of above credit card, I putting map anywhere you want.

  15. alaninjapan | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    map roll up in trouser leg, valiant escape bid attempting, confusing stupid american tourist plan working, phase 2 east-west passage ready

  16. Xila31 | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You purchase direction with major credit card? Maybe you may find desk by next week.

  17. theillien | 3:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    if this is what a tourist information center does, what does a hall of meat do?

  18. David | 4:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There used to be a map here, but it travels too.

  19. Jiminy | 10:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It goes up left stairs and goes ahead straight through…
    …or it gets the hose again!

  20. Ellen | 11:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    A tourist information center walks into a bar…

  21. Josh | 2:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I couldn’t tell from the lack of a map. Thank you.

  22. Grifter Wolf | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be lost, last I heard Right was the EAST SIDE not North or South

  23. zanzabar | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Asian people don’t need directions, just look how good they are on the road.

  24. TJ | 8:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s just like the IRS; This doesn’t help you, it gives you confusing information, and it’s rude!

  25. AsianNinja | 9:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Crap.Where are those tourist information centers?Let’s see i goes up the left stairs and….THERE’S ONE NOW!! Quick its running!

  26. Lollerskate | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    PS:

    The tourist information center clearly wants you to suffer, and you’ll never ever reach him. Mwahahahaha.

    -Manager’s office

  27. Ihze | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I do not put map here, I put map there…it is in left side! down liberty lane on straight east west. CURIOSITY? what wonderful relaxing!

  28. jer0me | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please bring y0ur GPS, just in case.

  29. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A better translation: “Damn Yankee tourists, quit asking me where everything is! Do I look like a tour guide?”

  30. ZeroCentury | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I do not put map here, map for shale, we onry accept major credit cards prease no, cash

  31. Ghost08 | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    did you ask it why it does this? Since when does a tourist information center just pick up and leave

  32. lkmjr | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just stay away from the EAST AND WEST FREEDOM PASSAGE, you should be fine…

  33. Miles24 | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The map to left and behind giant dragon that leads tourist information center.

  34. Ishkfe | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s pretty easy to catch it if you follow the instructions.

  35. dave | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sure tourists find this very helpful.

  36. AlbelNox | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I refuse to put a map here. I don’t get paid enough to do so.

  37. taylor | 8:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because I wouldn’t have known a map wasn’t there if they hadn’t written a note.

  38. Zephyr | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “…and there is it in the right side.”
    So what will the center find, if it has made all it’s way up the stairs? And, customers, hurry, it might change it’s mind and go somewhere else.

  39. Asytia | 4:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tourist information centers move? Well, that explains why I can never find one, I guess…

  40. Sandor | 7:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So a tourist information center walks into a bar with a duck under its arm and a slab of concrete balanced on its head. And so the bartender says “yes yes up left stairs you going through North AND South freedom passage but I have no map for you today so sorry is ok?”

  41. rubarbman | 7:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    its so hard to stalk! o.O

  42. Gon | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know. I know, this is the des-information center,,,,

  43. neenz | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    leave it to the japanese to write a postmodern haiku for instructions.

  44. Mark | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I do not put map here because of Blair Witch.

  45. GRT! | 8:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because we WANT to help you, but really, we don’t.

  46. Dave | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home!”

  47. SpaceProg | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NORTHWEST PENINSULA IS THE SECRET!

  48. OrEns | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh! Now I know where is that tourist information!
    Or maybe the other way…

  49. Janina | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are not a tourist information center, do not go up left stairs. No if’s ands or buts

  50. Warrior | 7:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They gotta nail that tourist centre down!!

    No wonder I get lost so easily.

  51. Reiko | 3:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have the directions to where you DO put the map?…… Never mind… I think i could find it easier on my own, thanks.

  52. don | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hey tourist information center! i’ll meet you up in the right side ok?

  53. ushiwakamaru30 | 2:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “when you reach erevator, recite the predge of arriegance backwalds while touching yourself. a vietnamese genie will appear. Do not talk to him. Wait for the other genie to wake up. He’ll tell you how to find center…maybe I should put map here.”

  54. DeGoyen | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try to follow the instructions after a Johnnie Worker Red Labial!

  55. Ptharien's Flame | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember: this operation never occurred…

  56. Blac Kat | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A tourist information center couldn’t fit through the hallways…

  57. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Excuse me, have you seen the tourist information center?
    – He’s in the toilet, Madam.

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