Didn’t I see her on my tv?

posted on 13 Dec 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

 

Found in Thailand hotel.
Porn is her actual name. 

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  1. alaninjapan | 12:05 am |

    and her two tickling sticks

  2. Spoony | 12:52 am |

    So, would you like to come with me tonight to my favorite bar? It’s “loose night”!

  3. Spoony | 12:55 am |

    Just be glad you didn’t get Ms. Dirty Sanchez.

  4. Ellen | 1:12 am |

    Um, can’t I just have a regular, non-submissive maid?

  5. Ellen | 1:16 am |

    Just don’t expect her to clean your room.

  6. Iridescent Dragon | 2:12 am |

    One of my coworkers is Thai and her name is “Wannaporn”.

  7. I knew a Ms. Butt. Fo reals. I wonder if they know one another?

  8. beechoak | 7:16 am |

    Just one of the many services we provide…

  9. jjhitt | 7:41 am |

    Could be worse… it could be Ron Jeremy.

  10. dangevin | 7:55 am |

    Don’t get too excited, she only lets you watch her clean, fakes the dusting, then charges your credit card $29.95 a month afterwards.

  11. ian in hamburg | 8:20 am |

    Porn’s actually a pretty common Thai name. There’s a restaurant in Hamburg called Porn’s Kitchen. I’d send it in, but it’s in German.

  12. beechoak | 9:08 am |

    Wow! The other hotel only gave me a complimentary breath mint on my pillow!

  13. beechoak | 9:09 am |

    When hotel wars go bad…

  14. Bill Sornson | 9:38 am |

    Sigh. Guess I will HAVE to leave a tip this time.

  15. Molly | 10:52 am |

    she does wonders with that dusting stick!

  16. Jamie Brannon | 10:57 am |

    whats her first name i wonder……?

  17. DieselDragon | 11:41 am |

    Now *that’s* what I call service! 😉

  18. DieselDragon | 11:48 am |

    [Guest picks up phone and calls reception:]

    Guest: Excuse me…Is there a channel for mature audiences on my TV?
    Reception: Please to call immediateley the chambermaid with vigour, sir. :-)

  19. Sumthin Else | 12:04 pm |

    It’s an unfortunate spelling of a common name. “Porn” means “blessing” in Thai. I’ve also seen “Porn Club” (a restaurant) in downtown Bangkok once.

  20. Katie | 2:57 pm |

    “Please take advantage of our chamber maids.”

  21. Sparkly Boof | 4:09 pm |

    If Ms. Porn is unavailable, we will send up Ms. B. Haven in her place.

  22. GuitART | 4:10 pm |

    And my wife wonders why I always want to travel the Orient Express mmmwwwwaaaahhhaaaahhhhaaaa

  23. Toadu | 4:20 pm |

    You know she is actually working her way through college…

  24. Sam | 5:59 pm |

    The sex trade IS active in Thailand!

  25. Sam | 6:02 pm |

    If you’re willing to pay $69 per day for her to clean and dust your room, then go ahead.

  26. molly | 7:33 pm |

    my friend is from thialand, and her name is tachporn, but its actually pronounced tack-pon, so im guessing the R is slinet

  27. Toadu | 8:16 pm |

    I bet Mr. Porn is hung like a horse!

  28. staplerman | 8:48 pm |

    i know what your parents is watching all the time…

  29. Lollerskate | 2:13 am |

    Why are you so happy, Ms. Porn? And who’s that guy over there? Mr. Porn? Oh I see… And that guy with the huge camera?!? And THOSE PEEPS BEHIND THE PLANT?!?! WHY ARE YOU UNZIPPING MY PANTS?!?!? NOOO!!! I AM WAITING FOR MARRIA- Oh….

  30. Usually I like Engrish... | 11:21 am |

    In Thai, the “or” is pronounced like “aw;” it’s just a bad transliteration.

  31. Sam | 9:20 pm |

    I’ll take Mr. Porn, thank you.

  32. Grifter Wolf | 6:22 am |

    Playboy goes for the homey look!

  33. John | 9:51 am |

    Wow chick-a-wow-wow.

  34. Catsin | 3:36 pm |

    For our guests with maid-outfit fantasies.

  35. Jamie Brannon | 5:34 pm |

    Maid at the playboy mansion

  36. Classic Steve | 10:01 am |

    A maid who leaves the place dirtier than when she came in.

  37. Andrew | 1:31 am |

    The only hotel that has signs requesting maid service and DO NOT DISTURB at the same time.

  38. DanT | 11:42 am |

    Her license plate holder reads: “Porn’s the name, (censored)’s the game”

  39. JaniceGhostHunter | 1:30 pm |

    She’ll be glad to service you.

  40. Cie | 6:43 pm |

    Free DVD for those over the age of 18

  41. Etheral | 4:58 pm |

    If you think the maid is “rude”, you should see the manager!

  42. tanya | 8:45 am |

    I clean your room long time…

  43. j | 2:29 am |

    So what. i miss porn too!

  44. ZeroCentury | 2:24 pm |

    it’s cleaning time already? but i just got here, oh well

  45. BibbyKlr | 9:39 am |

    How is a chick with the last name Porn not married? Cmon Thai guys!!!

  46. Ghost08 | 10:30 pm |

    if shes trying to keep her two profesions seperate boy oh boy did she pick a bad name

  47. Karl Mikkelsen | 1:06 am |

    Porn in thai directly translated means beautiful

  48. bibliobihullabaloo | 5:14 am |

    I live in Thailand. Porn is actually a really common name. It’s pronounced ‘Pahn’. It’s just an unfortunate translation…

  49. Kara | 10:06 am |

    At least she’ll change the sheets for you when she’s done!

  50. Fred | 7:13 pm |

    “Unfortunate translation” is quite an understatement…

  51. Adam | 7:48 pm |

    I wonder whats under her bra…

  52. mike | 12:25 am |

    i go to school with jonathan porn

  53. mike | 12:26 am |

    i go to school with a jonathan porn

  54. Soporn | 8:30 am |

    Porn means “pretty” in our language, as you can see my name is also Porn.

  55. PixeL | 10:07 am |

    The japanese equivalent – Ms. Hentai

  56. ushiwakamaru30 | 2:12 am |

    Ms. Porn, eh? Wouldn’t it be funny if she was a virgin?

  57. pnbps | 3:22 am |

    Hey dude! “Porn” in Thai means blessing, or benediction.

  58. l2646134 | 6:43 am |

    Full service?

  59. Pim | 9:34 am |

    She has weird eyes, by the way.

  60. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:08 pm |

    – Darling? I think there’s somebody in my bed …

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