Featuring our special proprietary sauce…

posted on 2 Dec 2008 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of Jason Lange.
From a Chinese flea market in Atlanta, Georgia. 

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  1. Ivan | 12:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Working hard for your meal.

  2. Arnas | 12:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Specially sauna cooked!

  3. Michael | 1:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This chicken is weirdly salty. Smells like BO, too….

  4. blast1412 | 1:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, it’s quite hot at the kitchen.

  5. kapow | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can actually taste all the effort they put in making this dish. I salute thee flea market connoiseurs.

  6. Spoony | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it’s certainly better than the food at Good Testes.

  7. Spoony | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fried in only the freshest elbow grease!

  8. Spoony | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Give me the armpit special!

  9. Stefan | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope it’s better than the Urine and Spicy Pork they were serving last week.

  10. dangevin | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We aspire to perspire a sauce you’ll admire!

  11. Mr Mojo Risin | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweatin’ to the veggies.

  12. beechoak | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hoo-wee! Dat one spicy chickin, I gar-on-tee!

  13. Grifter Wolf | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the sauna to your mouth! Mmm-mm!

  14. Nuclear Chauffeur | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s reduced fat, but it tastes like a bad lemon.

  15. Eric G | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like their beef, but their chicken is a little salty.

  16. Eric G | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All our food comes with MSG (Moist, Sweaty Glands)

  17. Poisonus Gus | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As if those bloody hors d’oeuvres weren’t bad enough. I tell ya, if this tastes as bad as it sounds I’m leaving before they even bring us the tear crumble.

  18. Eric G | 3:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our cooks put their blood, toil, tears and sweat into making our food. Literally!

  19. munchy365 | 5:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweat and Sour Chicken: Now only $5.50 at Good Testes!

  20. Umbrion | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No money? No Sweat!

  21. Tdog | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our food is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration

  22. mark randall | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    makes you miss good ‘ol MSG dosent it?

  23. Anony1200 | 5:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t even want to KNOW what the rice is doing.

  24. Commanderbeatdown | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jocks welcome.

  25. porcupine | 5:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    active ingredient: gym sock

  26. ryan | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    couldn’t outrun kitty

  27. tanya | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    with optional pit sauce on top

  28. ZeroCentury | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    well dig in

  29. Ghost08 | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    choose from our many varities of seasonings–Arrid, Degree, Suave, or Arm and Hammer

  30. Warrior | 6:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …Hmm…They put in a little too much salt…

  31. ushiwakamaru30 | 2:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweat is indeed sour. Finally a dish that makes up its mind.

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