For you honey…

posted on 9 Dec 2008 in Chinglish

As much fun to make as it is to drink…

 

Photo courtesy of Lucia Bruce.
Milk found in Taiwan.  

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  1. Sparkly Boof | 12:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And I suppose you expect me to SWALLOW your love milk, huh??

  2. GuitART | 12:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Got love milk?

  3. Spoony | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better than “Hate Milk”.

  4. Brandon | 12:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The high levels of melamine make this “Tainted Love.” For the rest of the world it is “Forbidden Love” and for the Chinese government-controlled press it is known as “The Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name.”

  5. coffeebot | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That and a turkey baster and you can make yourself a family!

  6. Zeshin | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s all pray to god that they don’t sell a chocolate variety…

  7. dangevin | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fortified with Vitamin Me.

  8. kapow | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the makers of Boner Hotdogs, we now introduce a drink that you’ll surely swallow ’til the last drop - Love Milk!

  9. beechoak | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    official Love Milk brand… Look for the green uvula on the carton.

  10. Smegma | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s fresh too! Didn’t you notice?

  11. HorribleLicensePlates | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahhh so that is how babies are made…

  12. Molly | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it surely tastes better than love beer!

  13. Molly | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Directions: Drink directly from the straw and it’s best served extremely hot.

  14. Galliard | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hasn’t done well in the lesbian market for some reason…

  15. Grifter Wolf | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Uvula-licious!

  16. Hollie | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I won’t buy packaged Love Milk…I like to make my own from scratch.

  17. Someone5125 | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh no, what have they fed the cow this time?

  18. Zarranna | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They milked the bull instead of the cow

  19. alaninjapan | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    virtually an inexhaustible supply

  20. Classic Steve | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The PTA would like a word with the cafeteria staff….

  21. Flartus | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Over the lips and past the gums, watch out stomach, here he comes!

  22. Crowcoyote | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    let’s just take a moment to count all of the levels that this is wrong on…

  23. CamaSon | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Packaged just North of the lemonade and around the corner is where the fudge is made.

  24. sam | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But is it lite?

  25. Jay | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From extremely contented bulls.

  26. Poisonus Gus | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Relax, it’s just regular cow’s milk with a few teaspoons of salt mixed in.

  27. Dominic Small | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The milk of human kindness…

  28. Sam | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What won’t we love?

  29. tomtom | 1:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jeez love milk. are we supposed to swallow?

  30. Jamie Brannon | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s an empty carton, are we supposed to fill it ourselfs?

  31. Sam | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Milk made from pure joy…!

  32. Floored Matt | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the infertile amongst us. wow, the Asian scientists think of everything!

  33. tee-hee | 7:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want HATE milk!!!!! Get me some of THAT!!!!! :p

  34. Brought to you by the makers of Fear Malt Liquor and Weltschmertz Orange Juice! Also comes in Existential Angst!

  35. ZeroCentury | 2:41 pm |

    from china no thanks

  36. A person | 3:47 pm |

    Ummmm… love milk? milklike substance? love? get my drift?

    :O

  37. Shwan Walker | 4:24 pm |

    A pun of Seminal Fluid

  38. Ghost08 | 12:19 am |

    it wiggles and squirms and swims all the way down

  39. Alice in Wonderland | 5:01 pm |

    Love milk number niiiiine

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