Go ahead, we dare you…

posted on 10 Dec 2008 in Bags/Packaging, Snacks

Bet you cant…

 

Photo courtesy of Lukas Schrank.
Sandwich found in Japan. 

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  1. Chris | 1:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Holographic sandwiches! What will the Japanese think of next?

  2. SamuraiJack | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Fear Factor isn’t what it used to be

  3. Anon | 1:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    See if you can keep it down.

  4. Michael | 1:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No gimmicks. This is a real fresh* sandwich!

  5. Ella | 1:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Contains: Fish bones, creepy people, hair, fish scales……

  6. Alixsa | 2:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a challenge for Man Vs. Food!

  7. Algernon | 2:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks very Danish to me. Whats the white stuff near the lettuce?.

  8. Zeshin | 2:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh. Home-made. Delicious. The only thing we neglected to mention is that it’s also been dipped in concrete.

  9. Spoony | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We want you to try this with a side of Dried Japanese. Have some Love Milk to drink too.

  10. David | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’d rather have one of those God burgers.

  11. Smegma | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    絵画 は 面白い でわ ありません.

  12. beechoak | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Like Mom used to say, “How do you know you won’t like it if you don’t try it.”

  13. beechoak | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the test kitchen of the Information Hall of Meat…

  14. Brandon | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried to eat it but I failed.

  15. Dude | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it will blow your head clean off; you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Will I try to eat the sandwich? Well will ya, punk!?

  16. Someone5125 | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And if you can’t get it down your throat, we’ll help you getting it down your throat! You WILL eat this sandwich!

  17. Pamela | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and what’s in it exactly??? Now, I like a dare like anyone else, but I’m not stupid…

  18. Dominic Small | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Try to eat this sandwich. Then try to explain to your boss that your three-hour lunch break was mainly spent trying to pick the remains out of your teeth…

  19. kapow | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    can’t… resist… must accept… challenge!!!!

  20. theillien | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Then wash it down with some love milk.

  21. Mr. Nightstone | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I HATE it when they make sandwiches out of rock!

  22. Grifter Wolf | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Go ahead TRY to eat it! We DARE you!!!

  23. Sam | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I brought the sandwich right back up, but they made me eat it again.

  24. Someone5125 | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This asks for Uncle Sam:
    http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo230/Game_master001/d128uncle-sam-i-want-you-posters.jpg

  25. mellotron | 4:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …or else!

  26. Riceguy1 | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Either eat this sandwich or get a knuckle sandwich

  27. engrishwebmaster | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Smegma: At least try to get the Japanese right – I think you were trying to say: 「この写真は面白くない」(“This picture isn’t funny”).

  28. Jim | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a bold marketing ploy to presumptuously doubt my sandwich-eating capabilities.

  29. Lollerskate | 11:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    To eat it you must cross the piranha pond, rattlesnake island , lava pool, and electric fence. But it’s homemade and delicious!

  30. tdog | 2:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    … without removing the plastic.

  31. Kelsey | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Will you try to eat it in a box?
    Will you try to eat it with a Fox?

  32. Jamie Brannon | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    made homemade at Fresh Food with Flesh Flesh, drink with Love Milk

  33. Classic Steve | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If that’s really a flesh sandwich, count me out.

  34. Commanderbeatdown | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do or do not…

  35. Sam | 7:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “But I’m not hungry…!”
    “You will eat this sandwich! You will eat it and LIKE it!”

  36. Sam | 7:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What won’t torturers think of?

  37. Anony1200 | 10:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After all,it DOES give you +120 health.

  38. rogueofmv | 1:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The sandwich is a lie.

  39. TJ | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s it. Keep unwrapping it. There’s nothing to worry about. What’s that? Oh, just ignore the ticking. Good, now eat it. Cause I said so that’s why! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  40. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 1:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No! Try not ! Do, or do not. There is no try.

  41. chickenman | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Poofu Tuna!

    No sank you!

  42. ZeroCentury | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    let’s get it on!

  43. Alice in Wonderland | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you chicken? No, wait… that’s the lunch meat.

  44. Ghost08 | 12:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    um taking plastic off a sandwhich is not that much of a challenge…guy

  45. BibbyKlr | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess I could try, but Im not promising anything

  46. bbycakez | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if anyone is suffering from constipation.. then the sandwich is the medicine
    or better yet.. if you dont like your boss.. give it to him/her as a present and tell him/her to eat it right in front of you
    for prove

  47. Justin | 5:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Go ahead, see what happens…

  48. Ishkfe | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come on! I dare you!

  49. annie | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s too difficult, you can try our mini finger sandwiches instead.

  50. Needalaugh | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you really really try, you can stop gagging and swallow.

  51. Sydney | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Have I just been challenged by a sandwich?

  52. Michael | 3:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You have 5 seconds to eat this sandwich. Ready? GO!

  53. El Folo | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It sounds like they’re gonna blow me the hell away if I try.

  54. Kara | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try it…. I dare ya!!!

  55. Krymtel | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You will win 100 dollars if you do!

  56. Alfaritmos | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the picture doesn’t show it but off the frame the sandwich is like 5 feet long.

  57. HaniA | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yeah…wash it down with some love milk….

  58. Cher | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Go on…I double-dog dare you!

  59. GuestionHamswered | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What do I get if I accept your challenge and win?

  60. PixeL | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well the grammar on this one is actually correct. The idea is stupid.

  61. R | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I choose “truth” instead of “dare?”

  62. Anne | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And if you made it to eat this sandwich, now try to tell anyone about it. Harrrrharrrrharrrr!

  63. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a sand witch in disguise.

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