Hmmm… Should I go Wednesday or Thursday?

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   Brandon | 12:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Plan of Action:
   Wednesday- get the ladies here.
   Thursday- get them loose.
   Friday- BIG EVENT!

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   Brandon | 12:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Grass wine?” Even the local bar is jumping on the health food bandwagon.

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   Mr Mojo Risin | 1:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Our happy ladies are always loose at the big events.

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   spoony | 2:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   You know what comes after the Big Event? Penicillin Sunday.

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   dangevin | 4:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Happy big loose ladies’ night: 300yen chocolate liqueur milkshakes

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   beechoak | 5:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Big Event – Ladies Gone Wild!

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   beechoak | 5:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Must be something in the grass wine…

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   beechoak | 5:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   You need the first drink to brace yourself for the grass wine which they can only give away free.

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   beechoak | 5:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Grass Wine, please, with a side order of Hash Brownies…

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    beechoak | 5:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    WARNING!!! Drinking grass wine in excess may act as a laxative.

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    Eric G | 6:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Don’t get excited ladies, it’s made from crab grass.

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    beechoak | 6:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Whoa! Check out the “big events” on THAT loose lady!

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    Arnas | 6:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Excuse me, do you serve tobacco?

    http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/11/drink-tobacco.jpg

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    Grifter Wolf | 10:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Would you like the grazing or non-grazing section?

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    Tim | 11:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I tried that grass wine once. Then I went out and got me a big bag of Cheetos!

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    Diddims | 12:21 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Do the lords know what their ladies do behind their backs?

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    benny | 1:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This wine is superb. What year was it mowed?

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    tdog | 2:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s loose night because ladies get more than 1 free grass wine after first drink.

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    engrishwebmaster | 5:48 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    @benny: Lots of good captions here, but I am going to use yours for the main caption up top. Thanks for contributing!

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    Jamie Brannon | 7:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I like my wine cose cropped without the free grass skirt for tomorrow night

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    Classic Steve | 10:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Now there’s something to ruminate on.

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    Classic Steve | 10:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Don’t get too excited about the ladies. There are some real cows among them.

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    Commanderbeatdown | 11:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Our wine is grown emo-style in the back lawn. It practically cuts itself!

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    DanT | 7:32 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s the “grass” wine that gets the ladies loose, knowhadamsayin’?

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    *whee* | 9:59 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Grass wine? I want some of The Rose Beer instead…

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    John | 9:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Bus boy: “Can I take this glass away, or are you still grazing?”

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    tee-hee | 7:27 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    i’d rather have weed wine k thanx! ;D

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    j | 2:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Just send the ladies to my front lawn.

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    Ghost08 | 10:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    this wine has an intresting “miracle grow” twang to it

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    feeled | 8:41 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Wednesday glass-munching nite.

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    Warrior | 7:32 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I guess it’s loose night after they have the grass wine?

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