I guess it was roomy in there…

posted on 12 Dec 2008 in Chinglish

 

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Photo courtesy of Chandler Grigg.
Taken at the Banpo museum in Xi’an, China.  

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  1. Ellen | 12:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee, I sure hope she was dead.

  2. Ellen | 12:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    She was a very optimistic little girl.

  3. Spoony | 2:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Alright, I think it’s been long enough. Exhume the body to make a “fresh” batch of Dried Japanese.

  4. Spoony | 2:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I told you not to send her to the Terra Bal driving school….

  5. Brandon | 2:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The city of Xi’an is really stretching to bring the tourists in. At least somebody enjoyed the coffin pit uniquely.

  6. dangevin | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A poor little girl who was coughin’
    Needed to be carried off in…
    (She uniquely enjoyed it,
    But couldn’t avoid it:)
    A wooden rectangular coffin.

  7. beechoak | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Some people think that hair and finger nails continue to grow after death, but this may be a bit of a stretch.

  8. Pamela | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ooh, she’s so lucky, she got to get burried in a grown-ups grave AND a wooden coffin. I sure hope I get something like that too!

  9. Mr Mojo Risin | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unfortunately she was never allowed at the grown-up table for the holidays.

  10. Grifter Wolf | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing says unique like a coffin made out of wood…

  11. Chris | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With ensuite

  12. Duck | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jeez … they’re goin’ goth earlier and earlier nowadays …

  13. Andrew | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unlike those other children, who enjoyed their coffins in the ordinary way.

  14. charrie | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Spoony
    is that a “fresh” batch or “flesh” batch? it’s kinda hard to tell!

    “Alright, I think it’s been long enough. Exhume the body to make a “fresh” batch of Dried Japanese.”

  15. Dude | 12:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Everyone else enjoyed wooden coffins no different than usual.

  16. Sam | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, someone who enjoys their coffin uniquely! Everyone else keeps using theirs in the same old boring way…

  17. adr | 4:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somewhere else, an adult was required to use the child-sized coffin.

  18. Diddims | 5:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Mommy, Mommy, may I pleeeeease have a unique wooden coffin? I want a rectangular one!”
    “Not until you’re an adult, sweetie.”
    “Pleeeeeeeease!!!”

  19. Algernon | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe she could be buried in a square shaped ususally used for burying cats and dogs. Now that would be unique.

  20. Ellen | 9:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t watch her video tape.

  21. rowger | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    She wouldn’t have enjoyed an iron coffin commonly.

  22. HUNXWELL | 11:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t send this board to 10 people…

  23. Anony1200 | 10:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes,I suppose enjoying something that deprives you of oxygen is quite unique…

  24. jer0me | 1:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This was her email: “Y0u made a go0d ch0ice. Thanks!”

  25. BibbyKlr | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It was the least we could do after we accidentally dropped her into that shark tank

  26. Ghost08 | 10:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yeah she was fat–this way she had more room

  27. Atli Hafsteinsson | 3:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good for her…

  28. Cher | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Most people just don’t enjoy those wooden coffins like they used to!

  29. Blac Kat | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That picture on the right – is that her in the coffin?

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