Let’s holiday love…

posted on 24 Dec 2008 in Stationery

 

Photo courtesy of Erik Elder.
Found at 100 yen shop in Misawa, Japan. 

42 captions

  1. Brandon | 12:45 am |

    They also had:

    “Hey biyatch, It’s Hannukah time! Let’s enjoy Hannukah together with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife.”

  2. alaninjapan | 1:26 am |

    what does a wife get a mistress for christmas?

  3. Chris | 2:03 am |

    I like the Christmas reef on the card.

  4. Lollerskate | 2:23 am |

    Fo’ Shizzle my Nizzle!

  5. Spoony | 3:18 am |

    Let’s Presents!

  6. beechoak | 5:25 am |

    Hey, ho! Jingle your jangles with gay apparel!

  7. Grifter Wolf | 6:11 am |

    *snaps fingers* Puh-lease, bitch! You ‘da ho!

  8. Lid | 6:38 am |

    That’s going to be a bugger of an introduction. Ho, meet lover; lover, ho.

  9. gbear | 7:24 am |

    Just what every man wants for Christmas…..a threesome.

  10. gbear | 7:25 am |

    Say hey……ho……………now scream……

  11. CamaSon | 8:34 am |

    You should see what they do under the mistletoe.

  12. Eric G | 8:50 am |

    From Hallmarks new line of pimp cards.

  13. There you ho again!

  14. Jamie Brannon | 10:36 am |

    thats gotta be akward….. The family and friends meet the secret lover and a mysterious ho shows up.

  15. Alex | 10:53 am |

    “Hey Benny, what were you doing with my wife behind the Christmas tree?”
    “Nothing, just ho ho ho”

  16. David | 11:22 am |

    So is this Christmas ho going to replace Santa indefinitely?

  17. Mebbles | 11:44 am |

    This card is for all da hoes that think Christmas is in July! XD :3

  18. Etan | 12:25 pm |

    …but not necessarily in that order.

  19. Someone205 | 12:42 pm |

    Hey ho, it’s Christmas time!
    Hey ho, this is my rime!
    Hey ho, when Santa rapped
    Hey ho, I thought he snapped!

  20. IanCognito | 8:57 pm |

    Ho Ho Ho! Merry XXXmas!

  21. Lauren | 6:20 pm |

    Merry Christmas from the Ramones!

  22. Sam | 3:56 pm |

    Merry Christmas, Bitch!

  23. Sam | 3:57 pm |

    Hey ho, I married Christmas! Homewrecker!

  24. Josh | 3:00 pm |

    Don’t forget the companion, the compatriot, and the one night stand!

  25. zanzabar | 2:01 pm |

    “hey ho” — that’s how i greet my christmas lover

  26. TJ | 9:02 pm |

    Now, you can enjoy Christmas with your wife, AND your mistress!

  27. Maskdt | 9:25 pm |

    Now remember, you’re only allowed to celebrate with ONE friend.

  28. AsianNinja | 8:48 pm |

    hmm. should we invite your mistress or my secret lover??

  29. The friend. Okay, so he’s married with kids, but he also has a lover, a ho, and someone to explore his bi-curiosity with … his Christmas gift should be saltpeter!

  30. Zoot | 11:17 am |

    Lauren, thank you! Now I don’t have to spend my time commenting this nice christmas card. You have already written my thought. Hey ho!

  31. Alice in Wonderland | 6:33 pm |

    I feel so violated!!!!!

  32. Ghost08 | 2:50 am |

    one really big—and really screwed up semi-family reunion. Sounds like the next episode of Jerry Springer to me

  33. Alice in Wonderland | 11:21 am |

    Hallmark is trying to appeal to a younger crowd. As if Webkinz weren’t enough…

  34. Justin | 7:26 pm |

    He chose to holiday cheer with the friend.

  35. GC | 2:22 am |

    Just the time to introduce the wife to the missus!

  36. Lora | 8:21 pm |

    Sounds like a holiday episode on Jerry Springer…

  37. Baba Booey | 4:55 pm |

    Have you done a nice boy and girl?

  38. lol | 5:46 pm |

    This greeting is so welcoming.

  39. Atli Hafsteinsson | 6:02 pm |

    Somebody call Peter Greenaway!

  40. Hoplophile | 3:22 pm |

    Finally, the all-inclusive, let’s-be-realistic-about-this holiday for everyone!

  41. mmmfloorpie | 10:13 am |

    Nothing better than a Christmas orgy!

  42. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:49 pm |

    Just Ho It.

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