Message from a Lawn

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   Spoony | 3:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Ah, such a pretty lawn. I can tell this will be a fantastic year for the grass wine!

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   Spoony | 3:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I am? Well, thank you! I know you’re just a sign, but… are you busy tonight?

3. 

   Algernon | 3:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   What a shame someone stuck this large piece of concrete here.

4. 

   Brandon | 3:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Since testing cosmetics on animals is now so unpopular, the vegetable kingdom apparently fears that it might be next.

5. 

   Risu | 4:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   My pretty is a good reason to hurt you.

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   Galliard | 6:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   …and leave your ‘precious’ out of it, too!

7. 

   kapow | 7:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   i never knew that grass could be so sensitive.

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   beechoak | 9:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   A plea from the sodded downtrodden…

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   beechoak | 9:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I’ll hurt you, my pretty, and your little sod, too! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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    Jamie Brannon | 9:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    the lawn is talking Martha!

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    Nuclear Chauffeur | 11:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Girl: “My boyfriend told me that grass stains turn him on.”

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    Sarcastik | 12:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Flattery gets you places.

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    DanT | 2:16 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    …and your little dog poo!

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    Sparkly Boof | 4:50 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Don’t hurt me for your pretty….and don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

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    Chris | 9:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hit me baby one more time…

16. 

    David | 12:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    And please don’t lay on me for your sexing!

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    Grifter Wolf | 6:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Looks can hurt

18. 

    staplerman | 6:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    who do i suppose to hurt now?

19. 

    Dominic Small | 7:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    If your pretty is impressed by your hurting of grass, maybe it’s time to trade her in for someone less easily swayed…

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    Diddims | 11:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Don’t touch me! I’m afraid of hurt!”
    http://www.engrish.com/2005/08/dont-touch-me/

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    Jamie Brannon | 8:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Don’t hurt me for your pretty…. because of monkeys

22. 

    Repetitious | 11:20 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Nasty tricksy humans always cuts Gollum’s grasses!

23. 

    Brandon | 1:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh, I’ll get you my pretty. And your little dog, too!

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    Brett | 2:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Don’t rake me because I’m beautiful.

25. 

    Etheral | 4:53 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Are you on grass or something? Freaking out like that..

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    Anony1200 | 10:52 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    and don’t hurt it for your ugly,either.

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    Cicily | 8:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    At first I thought this was a head stone. Ha.

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    BibbyKlr | 9:41 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    If Im the kind of guy whos gonna hurt you for my pretty, a simple sign is not going to stop me

29. 

    Ghost08 | 10:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    can i maime you for my pretty?

30. 

    Julian | 4:21 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    grass on strike

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    Janina | 10:31 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Just love me for your ugly

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    Cher | 12:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oops, it should read, “Don’t hate me because I’m pretty.”

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