Original drinks

posted on 20 Dec 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Frederick Frondoza.
From Jeddah, Saudi Arabia

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Ja | 12:42 am | Vote: 1 0

For cheap asses like you…
Stefan | 1:00 am | Vote: 4 0

I imagine there won’t be too many knock-offs.
Algernon | 1:11 am | Vote: 3 0

Seems this drink is full of s**t
Smegma | 1:11 am | Vote: 0 0

Can I have some original buns with my drink?
dangevin | 1:17 am | Vote: 0 0

I have trouble getting the straw up there.
dangevin | 1:18 am | Vote: 0 0

From energy drinks, to enema drinks.
Nuclear Chauffeur | 1:28 am | Vote: 2 1

Now you can re-create 2 girls 1 cup in your very own home!
Nuclear Chauffeur | 1:29 am | Vote: 0 0

I can see why they’re the ORIGINAL ass drink…
zanzabar | 2:02 am | Vote: 0 0

Toilet water never tasted so good!
J-Luke | 2:05 am | Vote: 0 0

So delicious it makes your butt water…
Spoony | 3:21 am | Vote: 0 0

You should try their “lemonade”.
Spoony | 3:22 am | Vote: 0 0

If you find pieces of corn inside, it’s considered a prize.
Lid | 3:25 am | Vote: 0 0

We’re really anal about how it tastes.
galliard | 4:33 am | Vote: 1 0

So that’s what happened to all those cans of “New Coke”…
DieselDragon | 6:52 am | Vote: 1 0

Thanks to the strict trade description acts in Saudi Arabia, Fosters were forced to name their beers a little more truthfully than usual…
DieselDragon | 6:54 am | Vote: 0 0

Bottoms up!
gbear | 6:54 am | Vote: 0 0

Better than those fake ass drinks you’ve been buying!!!
DieselDragon | 6:56 am | Vote: 0 0

Not suitable for vegetarians (Or anyone else for that matter!)… :-O
beechoak | 7:02 am | Vote: 0 0

PROMOTION: free case of original ass drink when you spend $50 or more on clothes for arrogant men.
Someone5125 | 9:06 am | Vote: 0 0

Well… it IS original, I guess
Jamie Brannon | 9:43 am | Vote: 0 0

How do they get their ingredients?
Yogesh Damle | 9:45 am | Vote: 0 0

Tastes best with steamed crap!
Dude | 9:57 am | Vote: 0 0

Free Love Milk with purchase!
Eric G | 10:00 am | Vote: 0 0

Hey, this tastes like sh….
Eric G | 10:05 am | Vote: 0 0

Available in the Calista Flockhart 6 oz size or the J-Lo 40 ouncer.
fishyfriend | 11:51 am | Vote: 0 0

Now including colorectal!
Diddims | 12:09 pm | Vote: 0 0

Their choice drink is the Diarrhea Special…
Ellen | 2:29 pm | Vote: 0 0

They made it themselves!
Sarcastik | 3:41 pm | Vote: 0 0

Original-ass drinks for smart-ass people. Give them what they deserve, with original-ass drinks!
Toadu | 3:53 pm | Vote: 0 0

it will clean your colon as an added bonus!
Uncle Gweilo | 8:26 pm | Vote: 0 0

Using “ass” to abbreviate “assorted” is not funny. Really, it isn’t- especially after 100+ pics of similar signs.
James | 3:57 pm | Vote: 0 0

Great to wash down an original ass biscuit!!
Grifter Wolf | 5:58 am | Vote: 0 0

But I wanted the New Ass drink!
Classic Steve | 12:10 pm | Vote: 1 0

Actually, it’s for when your donkey gets thirsty….
GokhanZan | 3:01 pm | Vote: 0 0

Promoted by the Angry Video Game Nerd!
G Kennedy | 6:40 pm | Vote: 0 0

Stock up now, and serve to those unwelcome holiday guests!
Lollerskate | 1:57 am | Vote: 0 0

Woah, it’s actually cheap! Do you know how much they have to “harvest” for 2000ml of that?
GokhanZan | 2:10 am | Vote: 0 0

This drink-should I say it-is ASS!
GokhanZan | 5:20 am | Vote: 0 0

Strawberries for the Taliban and ass drink for Al-Qaeda!
John | 6:57 am | Vote: 0 0

I hate that Pete in the Marketing department. He’s such an ass drink!
Audinac | 8:19 am | Vote: 0 0

If you can drink something that comes out of a cow’s tit, why can’t you drink something that comes out of a bulls ass, right?
Dean | 8:54 am | Vote: 0 0

Made in our little backwater factory…
Grifter Wolf | 11:28 am | Vote: 0 0

From the makers of Classic Ass and New Ass
Yogesh Damle | 7:24 am | Vote: 0 0

Add nothing, drink ASS it is!
Mebbles | 11:56 am | Vote: 0 0

I guess Saudi Arabia really knows how to push poor-selling products with promotions up the ass! XD :3
Pyth007 | 12:19 pm | Vote: 0 0

I don’t care how cheap you make it, you can’t get me to try that crap!
Yogesh Damle | 11:35 am | Vote: 0 0

Buy a six-pack for a bonus anus!
Etheral | 4:30 pm | Vote: 0 0

Or better known, in the US and europe, as Vanilla Coke
moo_cow_ | 2:36 am | Vote: 0 0

no wonder the price was marked down
rogueofmv | 1:14 am | Vote: 0 0

Stop buying those fake-ass generic drinks you see right there… this is an ORIGINAL-ASS DRINK right here. *throws one in your face*

Appreciate.
btallama | 11:28 pm | Vote: 0 0

Buy one now and receive an original”chocolate nut bar” free!
tee-hee | 7:35 pm | Vote: 0 0

I wonder if they have any boob drink? :
AsianNinja | 8:51 pm | Vote: 0 0

These drink taste like crap! no it tastes like pee. and weird,there are chocolate chunks in this can. WHOA that one is HUGE!!!
Puki | 11:36 pm | Vote: 0 0

i love Arab men coz they’re GORGEOUS!!! surely their asses taste really GOOD!!!
Miza | 9:40 pm | Vote: 0 0

They also make dope ass chips.
Ghost08 | 10:18 pm | Vote: 0 0

hey it comes in boxes now–drink your ass juice with a nifty bendy straw
Gubby | 8:21 pm | Vote: 0 0

How tasteful
Bigfeets | 11:48 am | Vote: 0 0

Go make an Ass of yourself!
DP Interworld | 12:27 am | Vote: 0 0

It shows with potent marketing tactics, you can even sell excrement.
Ryan | 6:20 pm | Vote: 0 0

Now with fiber!
Kara | 10:10 am | Vote: 0 0

The ORIGINAL ass drink…
John van Rooyen | 6:44 am | Vote: 0 0

No way. I only drink ARTIFICIAL ass drink!
Warrior | 7:39 pm | Vote: 0 0

THIS drink is the S**T!
Cher | 12:20 pm | Vote: 0 0

Thank goodness, it’s the original. I hate imitation ass drinks!
Hoplophile | 3:19 pm | Vote: 0 0

…no wonder it’s on sale…..
ushiwakamaru30 | 2:39 am | Vote: 0 0

Unlike knock-off ass drinks, this drink is made with real ass. we’re very anal about our product.