Produced from organic wood…

posted on 29 Dec 2008 in Chinglish

 

Camy Aprile.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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  1. Algernon | 12:20 am |

    Comes with a side dish of public garden tables

  2. J-Luke | 1:07 am |

    I hope for private bench legs’s sake that the sergeant is having lunch somewhere else…

  3. Sparkly Boof | 2:18 am |

    It really does cost an arm and a leg to eat here!

  4. Smegma | 3:09 am |

    Please, have a seat. 😀

  5. Brandon | 3:28 am |

    Private Reserve Bench Legs. Appellation contrôlée.

  6. ngyonghan | 3:35 am |

    This is what happened when you disobey the sergeant, sir.

  7. Yugan | 4:58 am |

    ~this may not belong here, because the Chinese and the English say the same thing. I have no idea why it’s called bench legs, but that’s what it says, in both languages.

  8. Dominic Small | 5:10 am |

    Privately, I’d advise you to eat somewhere else…

  9. Franky | 5:54 am |

    Bench legs never looked so delicious! I shall order a portion of Bench Legs my good man.!

  10. gbear | 6:33 am |

    Watch out for splinters.

  11. Molly | 6:45 am |

    Yes sir … Ohhh yes sir

  12. Big Fat Cat | 6:49 am |

    Better than Private Ryan’s legs.

  13. Yogesh Damle | 7:33 am |

    The bench is organic, so is the private and the legs!

  14. Beady.El | 7:50 am |

    …sauteed and served with drawn butter. Mmmm-mmm!!!

  15. Jamie Brannon | 8:49 am |

    much tastier than the public ones

  16. yjrs | 9:32 am |

    I’ve heard they eat everything which has four legs EXCEPT tables and chairs but…

  17. Dude | 10:26 am |

    Hey, where’s Lieutenant Desk?

  18. Poisonus gus | 1:55 pm |

    Hmm, something tells me this guy’s seen combat before.

  19. Brian | 2:08 pm |

    “Just keep doing those calf-raises, private bench legs!!”

  20. staplerman | 8:53 pm |

    it sure is chewy! got any ketchup?

  21. Grifter Wolf | 6:16 am |

    Are you telling me to PARK it and eat?

  22. tekleader | 11:35 am |

    A favorite of beavers everywhere!

  23. Anony1200 | 10:47 pm |

    Oh,that’s nothing.Wait ’till you see Sergent Loveseat and General Couch.

  24. cheetaih | 3:45 am |

    Once upon a time, the four-leg that Chinese don’t eat are benched and tables.

  25. cheetaih | 3:46 am |

    Once upon a time, the four-leg that Chinese don’t eat are benches and tables.

  26. AsianNinja | 8:12 pm |

    mmmm. these go delicious with my chopsticks!

  27. Ghost08 | 9:51 pm |

    it was built on their property and they wanted to teach the city a lesson

  28. NegroSaki | 2:39 pm |

    I had this before.

    Gave me splinters in my mouth.

  29. Cher | 12:26 pm |

    More expensive than their public bench legs entree…but worth it!

  30. crounder | 6:01 pm |

    Do you have bench legs?
    Yes, I was born that way.

  31. ushiwakamaru30 | 2:49 am |

    I can bench press 20 strings.

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:57 pm |

    Also known as Bench Fries

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