Sorry, no Christmas this year…

posted on 23 Dec 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

 

Photo courtesy of Edward Hui.

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  1. dangevin | 12:33 am |

    Whose tail is that?

  2. Spoony | 12:38 am |

    No thanks. I don’t like throbbing Christmas characters anywhere close to me.

  3. Spoony | 12:39 am |

    I told you we should have gone to the Chinese Buffet. At least they are open on Christmas!

  4. Ellen | 1:03 am |

    Right down Santa Close Rane!

  5. DieselDragon | 1:03 am |

    Not *too* close, I hope… 😮

  6. DieselDragon | 1:05 am |

    Santa Close – Cul de Sac (No outlet)

  7. Scrappy_Coco | 1:12 am |

    Grinch much?

  8. Sparkly Boof | 1:15 am |

    Here comes Santa Close and his reindeer, Rud-off!

  9. Amanda | 1:52 am |

    So claus, and yet so far…

  10. Algernon | 2:04 am |

    how does he get down the hole with that sign!

  11. Chris | 2:41 am |

    Any closer and Here Comes Pepper Spray….

  12. Crowcoyote | 3:28 am |

    Any relation to Glenn or Chuck?

  13. Brandon | 4:24 am |

    ARGH! Santa is invading my personal space again!

  14. beechoak | 5:34 am |

    “Here comes Santa close………. there goes Santa far……… close……. far……. close…….. far……”

    “Today’s show is sponsored by the Letters C and F.”

  15. galliard | 5:38 am |

    Ho, ho, NO!!!

  16. Someone205 | 6:09 am |

    Hurry! Close the chimney before Santa tries to slide down again!

  17. Molly | 6:15 am |

    Between the throbbing christmas and Santa close…. I think I’ll also pass on the WHITE Christmas this year

  18. Grifter Wolf | 6:21 am |

    Not to be confused with his cousin Glenn Close, or his wife Nora Faraway

  19. Big Fat Cat | 6:29 am |

    Santa is not immune to the recession too!

  20. gbear | 6:47 am |

    It’s the economy, kids. Sorry.

  21. John | 6:55 am |

    … but no cigar.

  22. Classic Steve | 8:54 am |

    I saw Mommy holding Santa close….

  23. Dude | 10:05 am |

    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle almost all the way.

  24. Richard | 11:18 am |

    here comes santa close….but no cigar.

    darn, I see someone already beat me to this….

  25. Beady.El | 11:43 am |

    Phooey, no cuban cigars in my stocking…

  26. Cie | 6:40 pm |

    St. Nick’s antisocial twin brother.

  27. Alixsa | 7:07 pm |

    Santa, don’t stand so close to me!

  28. ric | 7:08 pm |

    Credit crunch Santa — everything must go.

  29. Jamie Brannon | 10:30 pm |

    Notice that Santa has no legs or apparent butt….. no wonder he’s closed!

  30. Yogesh Damle | 7:35 am |

    1) Hang up your garters and you’ll be generously gifted.
    2) I’m sick of cookies- only milk will do.
    3) Jingle all the way!
    4) Rudolph got a red nose- what do you want reddened?

  31. Moneyface | 8:20 am |

    So where’s Santa Cross?

  32. Pokejedservo | 4:50 pm |

    But no Cigars? Oh darn…

  33. Will C | 6:08 pm |

    Damn! Just missed him…

  34. Etheral | 4:28 pm |

    Nearly poked my eye out

  35. cheetaih | 3:58 am |

    The effect of the 08 credit crunch! The Economist who research that will get the Nobel Price! O….oops! Sorry about my Engrish! Should be the “Nobel Prize”!

  36. Elle | 2:42 pm |

    I KNEW he was a perv.

  37. (singing) “Just like me, he longs to be Close To You-oo-oo …”

  38. A person | 3:51 pm |

    Right down Santa [Closed Lane]

  39. Ghost08 | 10:12 pm |

    right because 364 other days hes Santa far away

  40. loopdeloop | 7:52 pm |

    Christmas is here…and it’s gone!

  41. Peter Opitz | 12:28 pm |

    Rather than Santa Claws!

  42. Danielle | 12:15 pm |

    Santa clearly ate too many cookies last year, now he has his own postcode.

  43. Hoplophile | 3:21 pm |

    …and I mean REALLY close….

  44. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:52 pm |

    It’s open every next year only

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