Straight from the Christmas Atoll

posted on 22 Dec 2008 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Johanna Riordan.
Found in the US. 

39 captions

  1. Spoony | 12:13 am |

    Now comes with free coral decorations!

  2. dangevin | 12:28 am |

    The water turned green, and my fish died. I want my $9.99 back.

  3. Chris | 12:41 am |

    If you lived in a pineapple under the sea, what else would you use?

  4. Algernon | 12:51 am |

    Perhaps they’ve found the SS Minnow

  5. Steve | 1:29 am |

    This has to be from Menard’s. My old boss used to spell stuff like this.

  6. Brandon | 2:38 am |

    Is this Christmas reef rearry for me? Best Christmas ever!!

  7. Chun | 5:57 am |

    Notice on the box that the country of origin: CHINA spelled wreath correctly compared to the US printed store tag.

  8. Grifter Wolf | 6:01 am |

    Deck the Halls with Seasonal Coral, Falalalalalalalala!

  9. Brian | 8:08 am |

    Today’s special: anemone mistletoe…

  10. Beady.El | 8:11 am |

    Isn’t that off the coast of Christmas Island?

  11. Rob | 8:12 am |

    With their newfound financial success, the Chinese have started outsourcing their own Engrish.

  12. Eric G | 8:20 am |

    You say there’s no such thing as global warming?
    Here’s my proof, a tropical Christmas reef straight from the north pole.

  13. Eric G | 8:41 am |

    Man, hippies have really gotten lazy with their code words for it. Now they just take off the er as though “The Man” can’t figure it out. I guess it does really affect the brain.

  14. niner | 9:06 am |

    Watch out for the waves!

  15. Otis M | 9:15 am |

    For higher value try Christmas Reefer

  16. theillien | 10:12 am |

    Christmas reef surrounds Easter Island

  17. Deadful | 11:45 am |

    what kills me is that the correct spelling is 2in. away from the sign! for that reason alone this is hard to forgive.

  18. Classic Steve | 12:02 pm |

    With joyful ring, all coraling…

  19. Classic Steve | 12:03 pm |

    (Sorry, I can do better:)

    Here we come a-coraling…

  20. zanzabar | 1:13 pm |

    Spread the holiday spirit by smoking this Christmas reefer!

  21. Beady.El | 1:31 pm |

    So drink your gin-and-tonic-a, smoke your marijuan-ica…

  22. Chris | 5:29 pm |

    Right next to the Christmas “Ordamints”!

  23. GokhanZan | 5:30 am |

    Santa’s a hippie?

  24. IanCognito | 9:01 am |

    Santa spends his winters at Christmas Island now… just got too cold up north

  25. Lollerskate | 5:22 pm |

    Not even the ocean escapes from christmas spirit.

  26. Cie | 6:39 pm |

    Finally Nemo has a place to live for the holidays

  27. Jamie Brannon | 10:32 pm |

    Found aboard the Nautilus

  28. Yogesh Damle | 7:43 am |

    Now we sing christmas corals! 🙂

  29. Katie | 10:35 pm |

    Has anyone noticed that wreath is spelled correctly right next to the price tag?

  30. Yogesh Damle | 11:30 am |

    Are you sure they didn’t mean ‘Christmas Free’?

  31. Rayquaza | 7:04 pm |

    Deck the halls with boughs of coral…

  32. Morraeon | 1:36 pm |

    “Troll the ancient Yuletide coral, Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la”

  33. PeteyB | 2:56 pm |

    I think Anfernee Hardaway’s mom works here.

  34. Pixiedj | 10:22 pm |

    ” All I want for Christmath ith my two fwont reefs..”

  35. One last hurrah for Ebonics …

    Yes, I noticed: The box from China has the word spelled correctly. You have to be American to really spell bad.

  36. Ghost08 | 10:14 pm |

    a prop used in the spongebob squarepants holiday special

  37. Kara | 10:11 am |

    Santa…. all I want for Christmas is reefer!!!

  38. ngyonghan | 8:41 am |

    “Christmas in the Tropics!” 😀

  39. Nalaiscool | 3:55 pm |

    “time is for coraling?”

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