The cook has got a lot of balls…

posted on 1 Dec 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

 

Restaurant sign found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

46 captions

  1. Spoony | 1:07 am |

    “Waiter, I found a hair in my wine…”

  2. Spoony | 1:10 am |

    Just don’t get the yellow wine…

  3. ChillinCharlie | 1:20 am |

    Why does my Cigar smell funny?

  4. ChillinCharlie | 1:22 am |

    Customer: Waiter, your balls are showing.

  5. Ellen | 1:25 am |

    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but that doesn’t seem to be the case here.

  6. coffeebot | 1:28 am |

    Take home a sack!

  7. Algernon | 1:47 am |

    How about meat and potatos

  8. madnicky | 1:59 am |

    That ain’t no cigar!

  9. coffeebot | 2:20 am |

    Say “hi” to the twins!

  10. dangevin | 3:06 am |

    Serving fresh Fromunda Cheese Balls every day!

  11. dangevin | 3:09 am |

    Finally, a place for wine and cigar nuts!

  12. kapow | 3:49 am |

    Close but no cigar. Just testicles.

  13. DieselDragon | 4:41 am |

    All nuts served in this establishment have been quality-certified by the Michelin Guide… :-)

  14. DieselDragon | 4:42 am |

    Only *one* cigar? What if all six of us want one? 😮

  15. DieselDragon | 4:43 am |

    As far as wine houses go, this one is simply a load of old balls… 😉

  16. beechoak | 5:06 am |

    Nothing like sitting back and relaxing over a good glass of wine, a fine cigar, and a huge helping of lamb fries.

  17. patcap365 | 6:11 am |

    conveniently located near “The Muff Connection” beauty parlor

  18. Grifter Wolf | 6:39 am |

    Would you like your drink on the rocks? Or dry?

  19. Weiner wine as we call it….

  20. beechoak | 8:10 am |

    Rocky Mountain Oyster bar

  21. beechoak | 8:11 am |

    Hey, Andrew Zimmern! Have we got a hot spot for you!

  22. theillien | 8:45 am |

    My name is Monica. I’ll be your sommalier tonight.

  23. Bill Sornson | 9:30 am |

    Does red or white go with these?

  24. blast1412 | 10:10 am |

    At least you know this one was processed “naturally” 😀

  25. Someone5125 | 10:17 am |

    “Waiter, there’s a fly in my wine!”
    “Would you like a cigar with your wine?”

  26. theillien | 10:30 am |

    “Waiter, there’s a fly in my wine!”
    “Here, let me unzip that for you?”

  27. Diddims | 11:03 am |

    I know good testes when I see ’em…

  28. coffeebot | 3:28 pm |

    I’ll be next door at the Fish Taco.

  29. Mark A | 4:05 am |

    Please remove your shoes before tasting our “white” wine.

  30. Umbrion | 5:33 am |

    “The place for Shot Callers and Strait Ballers”

  31. Nargnun! | 12:30 am |

    Um, what exactly is dripping from that G thang?… It”s ‘coming’ down quite quickly!

  32. Yogesh Damle | 4:54 pm |

    These balls give a kick!

  33. Yogesh Damle | 4:56 pm |

    We crush the balls with our own legs!!

  34. Sam | 10:43 pm |

    Just good eh? Well MINE are Fantastic!

  35. Jamie Brannon | 11:59 am |

    the best place for Rocky Mountian Oysters!

  36. cheetaih | 5:23 am |

    Lewinsky’s comment while Clinton playing with wine and cigar!

  37. tee-hee | 7:13 pm |

    Excuse me, waiter?
    Is your white wine home made?

  38. j | 2:22 am |

    The choices on the menu are so hard to decide…

  39. Ghost08 | 10:42 pm |

    hey—put the mouse back in the house

  40. NegroSaki | 2:43 pm |

    This white wine is a bit thick, waiter….

  41. Kara | 9:57 am |

    We only have the best testies!

  42. DieselDragon | 1:20 am |

    They also do their own brand of tea for those who don’t like alcohol…See http://adult.engrish.com/2009/07/10/honeydew-bubble-tea 😉
    (Link PG-16: Not advisable for the workplace!)

  43. Warrior | 6:52 pm |

    Engrish Ate My Balls!!!

  44. ushiwakamaru30 | 2:01 am |

    Good testes, for when you get tired of nasty balls.

  45. Pim | 9:42 am |

    And the ‘G’ is melting.

  46. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:30 pm |

    – Testing, testing …

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