Who let Uncle Tony in the house?

posted on 16 Dec 2008 in Signs

Found at internet comic cafe in Japan.

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Spoony | 12:18 am | Vote: 0 0

Now I know why Santa always wants to slide down people’s chimneys!
Spoony | 12:19 am | Vote: 1 0

Why is this present vibrating?
Spoony | 12:21 am | Vote: 0 0

And I was scolded by my family for adding an extra “appendage” to my gingerbread men cookies. Some people just don’t know the true meaning of Christmas…
Stefan | 12:40 am | Vote: 0 0

We’d wish you a “Holly Jolly Christmas” but that’s just kids’ stuff.
Ellen | 1:05 am | Vote: 0 0

Um, I think you’ve had enough egg nog.
Ellen | 1:06 am | Vote: 0 0

Well, we all know who’s on Santa’s naughty list this year.
dangevin | 1:09 am | Vote: 1 0

…and the spectacularly engorged New Year!
dangevin | 1:11 am | Vote: 0 0

Santa, your lap feels funny.
Brandon | 4:07 am | Vote: 1 0

Usually the throbbing is in my head the morning after Christmas.
Molly | 6:59 am | Vote: 0 0

C’mon over here, I’ve got your xxx-mas present !!
Stacy | 7:14 am | Vote: 0 0

Come on Santa, fill up those pantyhose I left by the fireplace.
theillien | 7:52 am | Vote: 0 0

Hey there bud. Reach in my stocking here and see if you can pull out a candy cane.
Chris | 8:13 am | Vote: 0 0

Have a merry throbbing Christmas!
Sparkly Boof | 8:46 am | Vote: 0 0

That’s because Santa only comes once a year!
Grifter Wolf | 9:42 am | Vote: 0 0

And a Pulsating New Year!
Classic Steve | 9:53 am | Vote: 0 0

Is that a wind-up toy in your pocket, or…
Flartus | 10:00 am | Vote: 0 0

Oh come, ye merry gentleman…
Bill Sornson | 10:04 am | Vote: 0 0

But…how do you wrap it?!?
Flartus | 10:04 am | Vote: 0 0

(oops…mixed my carols up!)

O come, all ye faithful…
Homer Simpson | 12:07 pm | Vote: 0 0

Especially for those who left their hearts in San Fransisco.
J-Luke | 1:28 pm | Vote: 0 0

Now I know why Santa always says “Ho, ho, ho”….
Josh | 2:17 pm | Vote: 0 0

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas . . .
tekleader | 2:53 pm | Vote: 0 0

I *warned* you not to sit in Santa’s lap…
DanT | 3:42 pm | Vote: 0 0

Santa: Hohoho! Check out my Christmas “tree”!
Jamie Brannon | 5:07 pm | Vote: 0 0

“You’d better watch out……”
Toadu | 5:36 pm | Vote: 0 0

Santa Claus is comin’…
David | 7:53 pm | Vote: 0 0

Well, I guess it won’t be a Silent Night on Christmas!
theillien | 9:06 pm | Vote: 0 0

OMG! You got me a d*ck in a box!
Nuclear Chauffeur | 12:00 am | Vote: 0 0

Accompanied by the delightfully erect Hanukkah…
Andrew | 1:18 am | Vote: 0 0

Hey, that’s not a candy cane in Santa’s pocket!
Andrew | 1:21 am | Vote: 0 0

Well, SOMETHING isn’t shaking like a bowl full of jelly….
Andrew | 1:22 am | Vote: 0 0

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him touching himself…
Andrew | 1:24 am | Vote: 0 0

Who wants to “visit the north pole”? (Wink wink nudge nudge)
John | 9:46 am | Vote: 0 0

I’m getting a strange sensation in my “Tiny Tim”.
-w- | 3:54 pm | Vote: 0 0

Santa Claus is a pedophile…
p | 4:13 pm | Vote: 0 0

How do you wrap it? I believe I speak for everyone when I say d*ck in a box
Etheral | 4:37 pm | Vote: 0 0

Is that a christmas in your pocket, or are you just throbbing?
cheetaih | 4:12 am | Vote: 0 0

The wonderful (and magical) Christmas with no war!
Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 12:54 am | Vote: 0 0

Apparently, cookies and milk ain’t enough this holiday season …
Ghost08 | 10:25 pm | Vote: 0 0

oh so christmas is a perveted hangover? Merry Perverted Hang Over Everyone
Sandor | 8:04 pm | Vote: 0 0

This Christmas sponsored in part by Trojan.
Mark | 5:03 pm | Vote: 0 0

Let me just unwrap this here . . . oh dear god I see a vein . . .
Mark | 5:04 pm | Vote: 0 0

Finally a reason for a dick in a box.
Warrior | 7:36 pm | Vote: 0 0

Somebody getting their holly jollies?