Comprehensive dessert menu…
Photo courtesy of Jeff & Wendy Chuck.
Room Service Menu at the White Swan Hotel in Guangzhou, China.
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Perhaps just a fancy word for crap?
Did the Chucks order the Chocolate Puke.
I can think of nothing more refreshing after a ‘Fried Rice “Home Made” Style’
“Our Variety of Imported Cheese?” Based on some of the other menu choices, the mystery cheese scares me.
So is the Fruit Plate made of fruit?
I may be chocolaholic, but that’s pushing it!
Thank goodness it’s not “traditional” chocolate puke. I hate the chunky nuts in that version.
Ummm… that’s imported pecorino, right?…. right?!?
Please order our chocolate puke in advance cause we have to feed our poodle with chocolate 15 minutes before your arrival to guarantee its freshness
We only offer the chocolate puke, because we had to toss the chocolate cookies.
Some fancier restaurants offer an expensive chocolate fountain. This is our version. Similar effect.
Excellent choice Sir, now if you could just put a finger in my throat…
When “Death by Chocolate” sounds too extreme…
MMMMmmmmmmm… this dessert is so good, I could just eat it until I… um… until I…. uh… CLEAR OUT, EVERYBODY!!!!
It’s good to have after the Hot & Fragrant Crap, so I’ve heard…
Chocolate puke make me puke awww!
Coming soon – Honey Frosted Puke and Fruit & Nut Puke…
As I was driving the porcelain bus to the restaurant,
I threw it in reverse because I forgot my round-trip meal ticket.
I parked and noticed a pavement pizza on the sidewalk as I walked by.
Suddenly, an old friend Chuck Up came over and shared his inner feelings.
I was bored and couldn’t help but technicolor yawn at his story.
I jettisoned the cargo and finally made my way to the restaurant.
I reviewed what I had eaten earlier and decided to order the chocolate.
I remembered how much better it tasted the second time.
I wanted dessert because I had tossed my cookies earlier that day.
I ate quickly as I had to paint the ground later that day.
I’d like some Chocolate Puke on my Bulimia Bunt Cake, Please
Tastes as good coming up as it does going down!
Made fresh by the poor people ho tried it before you….
What is a Tiramisu anyway?
If you order by noon you’ll be refreshingly surprised by the freshness of our foodness
Chocolate puke … tastes so nice you’ll eat it twice!
Tiramisu : Heaven in your Mouth
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiramisu
Waiter: “So, you ordered the chocolate puke? OK it should be ready in a couple of minutes”
*Waiter goes back, keeps eating chocolate ’till he’s about to puke*
*Waiter returns, all sick-looking*
Waiter: “Ok, here it…” *pukes on plate before he can finish his sentence*
i prefer Vanilla Diarreah my self.
It is a tough decision. I hear their chocolate puke is pretty good, but next door they serve homemade chocolate ass cream.
I’ll start with “Our Version of Caesar Salad” followed by “What We Like to Call Grilled Sea Bass” and then finish with “Our Variety of Imported Cheese.” Chocolate Puke to drink, please. Thank you.
Eeeeeeeeeeew, Tiramisu.
‘Why it was so good. I think I’d like to try it a second t ime! *Bleeh*
Don’t forget the projectile parfait.
This must be how a mother bird feeds the young ones dessert.
The packing reads- “Pre digested food.”
Hello, Room Service? I’ve just ordered some chocolate puke. Could you please make up my room?
The chef gets a good increment for a good excrement!
chocolate is always better the second time around.
Enjoy our finely regurgitated selection of chocolate!
Perhaps just a fancy word for puke
The memories of Granny’s chocolate puke bring a lump to my throat!
Now we know what the Oompa Loompas ate for lunch
The waiter, noticing the confusion, comes over and points at #65, saying “Mousse”, “Mousse Puke”.
“This would go great with the steamed crap I had in Saigon …”
Does the seasonal fruit come in the puke presentation?
chocoloate puke comes in four mouth gushing flavors; vanilla, chocolate, strawberry and hmmm i don’t remember eating that.
i dont know which is harder to eat the Chocolate Puke or the Seasonal Fruit Plate? can i have my chocolate puke on seasonal fruit plate.
We found it on that models plate
People told me cows can’t cook
But I was in for a surprise
Becuase one day I went to a dairy farm
The cows there made so many pies.
LOL
yh please waiter.. can i have 67..thats the emm our variety of imported cheese
and also waiter.. can you please tell me d ingredients of the chocolate puke??
Chocolate puke: Only one previous owner.
Yes, Chocolate Puke please; and serve it in a man’s hat
ooh! do you have the strawberry crap?
Since Tiramisu means “pick me up” I guess Chocolate Puke translates as “throw me up”.
So is this better than the tossed cookies, cause those just weren’t smooth enough!!!
I’m surprised the menu’s from the White Swan Hotel, its supposedly the best in Guangzhou. But chocolate puke and an ambiguous selection of cheeses is amusing indeed. I think I see another curiosity at the top which I’m assuming should read ‘Fried Rice Noodle with Beer’? That would be quite interesting to say the least.
It’s made from eight differennt types of puke!
sweet and sour cannot be in the same menu, in the same time.
chocolate + puke = sweet and sour dessert.
chocolate puke are now season
Chocolate Puke. Yuuummmmm.
The dessert menu is for dogs and mice only.
“Better than puke flavored puke i guess.”
What happened to the vanilla vomit?
-The chocolate’s so nice, you’ll want to eat it twice.
-I never heard of chocolate making you sick BEFORE you eat too much of it!
-Comes with your choice of seats near the ladies or men’s room.
-The service is so good they make sure the food’s digested before you even eat it!
Chuck-E-Chocolate!
Tastes as good coming up as it did going down!
chocolat du puke, anybody?
Been there with no puke, just a smart cookie. Go with the Tiramisu or Fruit plate. Best date outside Bagdad.