Engrish caused by the fact that a proofreader is not exist

posted on 23 Jan 2009 in Transportation


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Photo courtesy of Chris Robinson.
Found in a van rental in Sasebo, Japan. 

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  1. beechoak | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Caused by the fact the Tire explodes sounds like a prescription for disaster!

  2. Lollerskate | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So, please… don’t stress the poor tires, okay?

  3. Eric G | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Any violation of such prohibited do become you to rage of road.

  4. Grifter | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Prohibited adding of instruction where instruction is there may cause misdirection in instructions read

  5. Pamela | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Achtung! Syntax verboten!

  6. Classic Steve | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As does my head.

  7. Chris | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t take all this pressure!

  8. Yogesh Damle | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, (by the same logic) ‘keep cleaning’ bowel on time!

  9. cjc | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The engineer in me appreciates the mangled units of pressure, kg/cm^2 too. But that seems more like a mistake a norteamericano would make trying to convert p.s.i. to metric units. Oh, the irony.

  10. ChillinCharlie | 5:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Could of just said “To much preasure and tire go boom.”
    But nooo the person had to go and get all technical.

  11. littlefuzzykit | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From label Firestone Tires for warning.

  12. Jamie Brannon | 5:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Presure building… sign isn’t making sense…. need to get away before- BOOM!!!!

  13. Katie | 11:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    There is too much pressure BECAUSE the tire explodes? o.O

  14. staplerman | 12:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i knew it these Japanese are up to something…

  15. Dominic Small | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Driver whose tire is flat need must put air in to inflate tyre. If driver put too much air in to make tyre expand and explode, driver is idiot.

  16. noname | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I do not prescribe the use of any more free translating websites for your future signs…

  17. adam | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If much of tire pressure is indeed becomes caused by the fact that a tire explodes, to laugh at you ha ha.

  18. rogueofmv | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Doctor, I’m in a bit of a dilemma here… that air you prescribed me is adding enough pressure to make my car tires explode.

  19. Ghost08 | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    congratulations u just talked yourself in a circle

  20. justice | 5:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    add pressure you must not, or explode tire will

  21. tone temple | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Given the fact that instructions herewith is plain to see for everyone, we would not want to see an explosion of tires because you did not follow instructions.

  22. donjuan71 | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The adding the much pressure than prescribed tire pressure is the fact caused an OUCH!!!

  23. Heather | 12:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Prohibited adding plessure…tire exprodes”…sounds more like a EULA or AUP/TOS than it does a warning for DON’T ADD SO MUCH AIR, IDJIT!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *explodes*

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