Hand-pressing Flash Light

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   rowger | 3:06 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   I am several times on lift about this product! Forget about the lowly common torch I used to light up when power went down.
   Did I mention the new science and technology?

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   dangevin | 3:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Proceeds from the sale of these flashlights benefit the Michael J. Fox foundation.

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   dangevin | 3:11 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   I’m just a clumsy white guy with no rhythm, I’ll stick to batteries thanks.

4. 

   Brandon | 3:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   High and new science and technology. Low noise and health. Apparently, it works by draining away your life force… the scientific way!

5. 

   Amanak | 3:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Who Presses Whom?

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   beechoak | 4:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “… all you have to do is squeeze, and… OUCH! I just stapled my finger!”

7. 

   beechoak | 4:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Anybody got a lift?

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   beechoak | 4:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I know simply shaking usually gets ME recharged…

9. 

   beechoak | 5:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   WARNING: Frequent or misuse of light may cause low health.

10. 

    Grifter Wolf | 6:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Behold! The power of… making a fist.

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    Lollerskate | 6:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    -Jimmy! Turn on the stereo to make the poor XD flashlight feel better!

    -Should I get it some snacks too?

    -Yes, Jimmy! it’s a “No bule” product!

    -Okay mom…

12. 

    staplerman | 7:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    perhaps we should study English rather than science

13. 

    Brandon | 7:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This is MUCH better than ordinary torches. I once got on a lift with an ordinary torch and they never let me back in. Now I can go on the lift as many times as I want. Thank you, Hand-Pressing Flashlight!

14. 

    Jamie Brannon | 7:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Its low health, but lasts longer…?

15. 

    kapow | 7:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “If you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with it.”

16. 

    Duck | 9:47 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Simply shake to discharge … your results may vary …

17. 

    Flartus | 11:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This technology is new only if you’re high.

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    kim | 3:39 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    i have no idea what the discription was trying to tell me

19. 

    Katie | 10:31 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Note: Not recommended for drummers…

20. 

    Stefan | 10:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I think they need a few more references to the science and technology.

21. 

    Natalie | 7:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This is no ordinary torch…

22. 

    Timothy | 2:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Caution: new science and technology may result in low health

23. 

    Xenobiologista | 6:36 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Actually, this squeeze-type is a pretty good design for a “Faraday flashlight”. The kind you crank to charge requires 2 hands to operate, and the kind you shake up and down…well, that one REALLY makes you look like you’re wanking.

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    w_o_w (=o) | 6:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    For a culture that’s advanced, this really is over the top! (sure…)

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    Kimgiggly79 | 9:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    so this is why Sharper Image went out of business

26. 

    chococat | 12:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    no batteries, no bulb, NO LIGHT

27. 

    Matt | 10:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “No need any power, no environmental polition.” Also known as the Invisible Read Lamp!

    http://itsunboxed.com/?p=80

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    Kate | 1:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hey, we have the exact same one at home! It stopped working after 2 weeks. When dad took it apart, he found 3 watch batteries inside. $2.50 FAIL!

29. 

    A person | 3:58 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Flash light? I’ll never have to pull down my underpants again!

30. 

    Atli Hafsteinsson | 4:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    And it gives light, too!

31. 

    Ghost08 | 9:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    oh my health—i have pressed hands now–GRReaat.

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    tintoonti | 2:35 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    That is why the communication companies are paid millions!!! You dont get a f*** clue!!

33. 

    Lil d | 8:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Wtf is up with this torch?! Ow wow im going to get masive biyships from presing a torch? And their description! Its incredibly disconfuckulating! My rate : packaging .1/10 . Produckt . 7/10

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    Lil d | 8:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Wtf is up with this torch?! And their description! Its incredibly disconfuckulating! My rate : packaging .1/10 . Produckt . 7/10

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