I’m stuck here…
posted on 26 Jan 2009 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of David Faul.
From a hotel in Beijing, China.
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Use me and abuse me…
This is to confuse tresspassers. To enter, break open the door.
Entrance to MIDRI. (’multiple identity disorder research institute’)
This is how you keep a blonde out of a building.
It’s a yin & yang thing…
Talk about sending mixed signals!
You have the right to choose, just don’t choose the wrong one!
Schroedinger’s door
George W Bush owns this building
I’M SO CONFUSED!!!
Entrance for those who don’t know if they’re coming or going…
Push to pull? Or pull to push?
Welcome to Neverland
Push the glass, so you can get through. However, pull the door bud so that it won’t fall down and break, or you’ll get charged for that
I hate it when doors play mind games.
Someone has been taking management training. I bet the door has it’s own mission statement.
Maybe I can get away with pulling something…
maybe they meant for the ‘push’ to be on the other side of the door, but they put it backwards (cause they like to mess with people’s heads)
This is one of the doors to the School of Zen.
wat
Customer volume has been a little lower than usual…
Much more effective than a ‘closed’ sign
Incidentally, that was also the fifth door for that entrance, having been replaced four times before, the owners of the building not knowing why it keeps breaking.
I knew I should’ve taken the blue pill…
Were they accommodating then-President Bush at the time???
So If I can’t push or pull dose that mean I can kick the door down?
Push….Pull….. Because of monkeys…..
According to me, The handle note takes precedence over the glass note.
Must be Midvale school for the gifted.
a.k.a. faildoor
Push me, pull me, kiss me, kill me….
in case of emergency: push on glass and pull on handle to break door and escape
Please open the door shut on your way out…
“Should I stay or should I go now”
It’s very simple folks. Push on the blue oval and then pull on th handle … it’s like a child-proof cap on medicine
This is an equal opportunity building. Even the doors swing both ways.
MacGuyver’s residence.
The building even Houdini could not escape.
It’s just the pet door for Dr. Dolittle’s Pushmi-pullyu…
it’s just a trick dont pull or push, the door is a sliding door
No caption, but… The Chinese is conflicted as well. This isn’t Engrish, it is just simply madness.
The funny thing is, the Chinese over the “Push” really tells you to push open the door. Then the character on the handle says to pull. XD
Live and die.
At least the doorman can’t annoy me if he can’t open the door either. You’re shielded from the bellboys as well
*Head explodes*
“Wash on, wash off”
They put instructions on everything these days…
give it a good tug–u know u want to
It’s a give and take thing…
alright, either a couple a little snot nosed punks put up the *^%*^$*$*&^ push sticker, or the #%@#$#@ who built this door can’t read
The signs are contradictory in Chinese too. Its not a problem with translation here but just an error in the signs
I wonder what it says you have to do on the other side…
omgomgomgomgomgomgom. HOW DO I GET OUT?!?!?
In their defense, this looks like one of those doors that will open either way, so maybe the signs are there to indicate that.
That’s all we need now, bipolar doors..
In case of democracy, break glass.
Katie Perry’s theme
let’s see if we can pull that off !
So, which way is out?
if u can get both right at the same time, it becomes a door leading into another dimension.
“Schroedinger’s Door” — LMFAO
The perfect door for tools!
Only China…..
Either way, it’s locked.
Puch open, pull close.
Must be a Chinese handcuff thing… it would be obvious to pull but pushing will get you out. *large gong sound*
obviously its telling u to kick =D
wwwwwiiiiiiitttttttccccchhhh oooonnnnnnneeeeee?!
Oh, great, it’s having mood swings.
Entrance to fox news headquarters!
Maybe it’s an emergency exit by the same people who made the breakable wall…pull on the handle while pushing on the glass, and voila! Escape.
Door for a blonde?!?!