It’s usually most fragrant when hot…

posted on 25 Jan 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Ester van Dam.
Menu found in Qianmen, China restaurant.

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  1. Brandon | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mine smells like roses. How about yours?

  2. dangevin | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the Cleveland Steamer, please.

  3. kapow | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just like my mother-in-law’s cooking.

  4. Eric G | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only 2 girls per cup please!

  5. Eric G | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ooh look, it comes with corn.

  6. Eric G | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, there’s a swarm of flies in my soup.

  7. galliard | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have that with the pu pu platter?

  8. Yogesh Damle | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please add less garlic in my order, it makes my breath foul!

  9. gbear | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The chef makes it fresh.

  10. Yogesh Damle | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Served in the finest bonechina bowels!

  11. Xila31 | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crap porridge hot, crap porridge cold, crap porridge in the pot nine days old.

  12. Blu | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s this Chinese restaurant in St. Louis that serves a “Flaming Poo Poo Platter”.
    It’s really good, despite the name.

  13. Lollerskate | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It has secret ingredients and crap. Why the heck do you need to know? it is hot and fragant and tastes well so eat the cursed thing already!

  14. beechoak | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    um… isn’t it usually?

  15. Mark A | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least this is the first crap here that doesn’t have Fresh Herpes…

  16. algernon | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smells like the ocean, just near the outfall.

  17. Stefan | 4:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least these people are aware that their s**t DOES stink.

  18. uuu | 5:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the “fragrant and hot crap” is the only thing on the menu that i can tell what it’s supposed to be

  19. Jamie Brannon | 5:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have my Hot & Fragrent crap with the steamed crap and flesh flesh

  20. Pamela | 6:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh Lord! Why did they have to translate THAT one! I’d rather not have known (when in Rome…)

  21. ric | 8:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The chef’s very own steaming creation.

  22. yjrst | 8:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shall I serve fresh one in front of you?

  23. janet | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    with cilantro for fresh breath

  24. Yogesh Damle | 1:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whipped crap is light and fleshy!
    ‘Pre digested food!’

  25. Belbe | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fine dining at it’s best. It’s hot and smells good, what else did you want?

  26. Grifter | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm! Fresh crap!

  27. Grifter | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm! Flesh crap!

    (My apologies I mistyped my mistype)

  28. noname | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tonight’s special…half price!

  29. chantel | 9:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tonight’s special-half price!

  30. goldcaddy | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    served steamy fresh with a glass of coolpis orange juice.

  31. Stephan | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter? Did you use a microwave to heat this up or something? The texture is just crap!

  32. chickenman | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mina sam, kiteh kiteh!

    This place sell just flesh from kitchen! Hot Tasty Crap, with side of Shredded Garbage Salad!

  33. chickenman | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s nothing.

    My local Thai has IronBark “Burning Crack” Steak with Special Sauces.

  34. Alice in Wonderland | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what happens when the owner brings his puppy to work!

  35. Ghost08 | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i think i like this crap

  36. Corporal Killjoy | 12:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, this goes well with Chocolate Puke!

  37. 5 | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm chunky AND fragrant

  38. unknownhere | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ooh, so appetizing!

  39. GoIntoTheToilet | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This crap is so yummy ….

  40. ella | 1:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Made from the restraunt valley of customers willing to give away there crap!

  41. wew.. | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    uhm, waiter, please serve it in a golden toilet plate please?

  42. PBC | 9:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Served with a side order of garden salad and antibiotics.

  43. jakase | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who ate it before I bought it?

  44. jakase | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Um can I place an order for the already eatten steak with a side of roses?

  45. Curly | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha, joke’s on you — I don’t pay that for MY fragrant, hot crap! I can make it at home!

  46. Kara | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow! This crap smells nice!

  47. Shackel | 6:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Penguins, or hot crap. WHAT TO CHOOSE 😀

  48. RBFG | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For 5 yuan, you can also order the cold and putrid urine.

  49. Warrior | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s always more fragrant the hotter it is…

  50. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer fragrant hot dog

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