My complexion cleared up!

posted on 13 Jan 2009 in Chinglish

 

Bread rolls found in Beijing. 

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  1. Brandon | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    As seen on Facebook… so on.

  2. Algernon | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those who want their rolls stiff.

  3. beechoak | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Sesame Method Wrap good for Siamese beauty, and so on and so on, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera…”

  4. Michael | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ingredients: Deluxe face powder, super mouthwash, expensive rock salt, and so on….

  5. Eric G | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    At least they use so on instead of yadda yadda yadda.

  6. gbear | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Ingredients: Deluxe Face Powder, Salt, So on…you get the idea. JUST BUY THE STUPID THING!!!!

  7. gbear | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This proves carbohydrates aren’t all that bad for you.

  8. Grifter Wolf | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It improves your inner beauty, and tastes like the ocean… and so on…

  9. galliard | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m on a “so on” free diet…do you have anything with “etc.” or “stuff like that” instead?

  10. HorribleLicensePlates | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ew. I hope they don’t expect you to eat that.

  11. kapow | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Try the Sesame Method Wrap for your sesame-less face

  12. Yogesh Damle | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure they didn’t mean ‘faeces’? After seeing ‘steamed crap’ and ‘ass drink’, I’ve nothing else to think of!

  13. Yogesh Damle | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *IGNORE EARLIER ONE PLEASE*

    “Are you sure they didn’t mean ‘deluxe faeces powder’? After seeing ’steamed crap’ and ‘ass drink’, I’ve nothing else to think of!

  14. alaninjapan | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    salt so on was sent to a reeducation camp years ago

  15. Josh | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    100% of your daily yeast, 215% of your daily estrogen, etc . . .

  16. Dude | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s see…face powder, yeast, salt, yada yada yada…who cares about the rest of the ingredients?

  17. Chris | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because they’re worth it.

  18. Flartus | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this any more reliable than the rhthym method?

  19. Arnas | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sure the rest of the ingredients are illegal *shifts eyes both ways* let’s do this!

  20. Cedric | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    just a little remark.
    The chinese part are perfectly right.
    the character 面 is the simplified version of 麵 in traditional chinese (which is used in taiwan and hong kong)

  21. Duck | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Scene at the factory, 5 minutes until end of shift:

    Boss: Jenkins! I need you to add the ingredient list to the packaging before you go home today!
    Jenkins: But boss, it’s 5 minutes until quitting time …
    Boss: Do it! Or it’s your job!
    Jenkins: Okay okay! *yeesh* …
    * Jenkins then writes out the ingredients … Deluxe Face Powder, Salt, Yeast … suddenly, with a smirk and a self satisfied grin as the quitting bell rings … AND SO ON …

  22. BeadyEl | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you like our deluxe sesame face powder, you’ll love our buttermilk pancake makeup!

  23. pkkkv | 4:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually 高級麺粉=高级面粉, the former is traditional Chinese, while the latter is simplified Chinese, which is the one used in Mainland China.

  24. Jamie Brannon | 5:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mary Kay’s new line of Anti-Aging products. Compleat with Face Powder, Salt, Foundation, Yeast, and so on….

  25. Puki | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Step no. 6 of the method: To open the wrapper, exclaim ‘Open Sesame!”

  26. Katie | 6:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So your face can be as beautiful as Big Bird’s…

  27. fishyfriend | 6:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that why it tastes like chalk?

  28. BigFatCat | 7:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A proud sponsor of Sesame Street!

  29. Lollerskate | 8:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Only the best cosmetics are used on our cakes, biscuits, haggis, and so on…

  30. Leonard | 8:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We eat “so on” all the time here in the states. Haven’t you ever wondered what “Natural and Artificial Flavors” and/or “Spices” means?

    It’s English for “so on.” Maybe they need to send their labeling department to an American marketing class. 😉

  31. Puki | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder. If they’re quite advanced in producing milk with melamine, foodstuff made from face powder is a piece of cake…

  32. tdog | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not eating this unless the face was raised organically and ground humanely.

  33. Lollipop | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I can’t eat this. I’m allergic to so on.

  34. TJ | 8:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the company that brought you, “Perfect Eye Remover”. (see previous engrishes).

  35. galliard | 9:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jack Burton: “Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What’s in it, Egg?”

    Egg Shen: “Wind, fire, deluxe face powder, salt…all that kind of thing!”

  36. hi | 11:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … and on and on and on…

  37. Kimgiggly79 | 9:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ingredients are so overrated

  38. rogueofmv | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But I’m allergic to so on.
    I think I’ll buy this one. It substitutes in blah blah blah for so on…

  39. pinball | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If they’re telling us this bread has face powder in it, how bad can the ingredients be that they’re NOT telling us about?

  40. Alice in Wonderland | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m a little concerned about the “so on”…

  41. Atli Hafsteinsson | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t beat the organic approach…

  42. Ghost08 | 9:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    and so on includes all those illegal substances they slipped in there

  43. Tan | 2:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a word for word direct translation of the Chinese characters.

  44. pech | 9:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t you understand? Face powder is so much cheaper than real flour. I’d write the rest of the ingredients down, but there isn’t enough room for even half of the cheap chemicals that we put in there instead of food. Look, didn’t our advertisement SAY it tastes good? Isn’t that all that matters? Who do you think you are, a doctor? Your friends eat it. All the cool people eat it. Face powder is a “natural flavor”, ya know. And so on.

  45. gorba | 9:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “so on” because they ran out of time and didn’t feel like explaining…

  46. Curly | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too bad, I’m allergic to foods containing so on.

  47. donjuan71 | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My wife has had eight children since we started the sesame method.

  48. Shannon | 10:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so on, because they know the consumer can’t pronounce the rest of the ingredients anyway.

  49. Warrior | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mystery bread.

  50. Heather | 12:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m just worried about what exactly “so on” might be…

  51. Ich | 2:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The new take on Powdered Donuts.

  52. JuJuBean | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t you wish all ingredient labels said that? “yeast, salt, so on”

  53. susanne | 1:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The King of Siam used to say “Etc., etc., etc.” I am guessing that these folks feel “modern”.

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