My kind of service…

posted on 5 Jan 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Shongweni.
Found in Guangzhou, China.  

40 captions

  1. cheetaih | 3:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This service is hot!

  2. staplerman | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    do you perform firming?

  3. BeadyEl | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …just down the hall from The Male Sex Bathroom.

  4. Eric G | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, I’d like to have cornrows put in mine please.

  5. beechoak | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Just a little off the top and trim the sideburns, please…”

  6. beechoak | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How much for a cut & perm?

  7. galliard | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this where I can get some…uh…’extensions’?

  8. Grifter Wolf | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Boy, talk about a hairy situation

  9. Molly | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All styles 69 …cents

  10. Molly | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    100% satisfaction, guaranteed

  11. kapow | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hold the hot oil please. no hot-o oil-o prease.

  12. amanak | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there any extra charge for side parting?

  13. Jamie Brannon | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, i finaly found the place, no thanks to the map that was not posted there, and the Tourist Information Center

  14. Toiletman | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No I could finally discover where the “cut and blow” has its origins :D

  15. Eric G | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Trust me, the blow dry isn’t what it sounds like!!!!!

  16. Diddims | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “And what do you do for a living, Jon?”
    “Well Marcia, I work in pubic service…”

  17. Repetitious | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Find the little man in the boat here.

  18. Sparkly Boof | 7:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Going down?

  19. GuitART | 7:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It SOUNDS nice, but the people that work there are so CRABBY!

  20. Etheral | 7:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “This is the Pubic Service Center, how may we help you?”
    “MY GOD, THIS GUY! I think he’s gonna shav… oh no, he’s here!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!”

  21. Diddims | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahhh, the joys of pubic worship…

  22. Spoony | 10:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it come with a happy ending?

  23. Spoony | 10:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait a minute, that’s not hair gel!

  24. Spoony | 10:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guys, just make sure you don’t get the male stylist.

  25. Yogesh Damle | 10:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope they don’t use the straightening iron there! That would be ‘catstraighting’ a client!

  26. dropkickmurphy | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you sell tiny fro-picks?

  27. TJ | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, we can conclude that that place is definately not located in Brazil.

  28. mk46 | 9:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve found my special purpose in life!

  29. Pyth007 | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The best salon for a cut and massage!

  30. Diddims | 12:28 pm |

    I’ve left pubic office…

  31. chickenman | 5:09 am |

    Just ray it all down on counter the we will makes sure it takes care rest for you!!!

  32. annie | 6:50 am |

    Yes, I’d like to have the cut and blow special, please…

  33. Pixiedj | 10:25 pm |

    do they make those “announcements” here as well?

  34. ZeroCentury | 2:20 pm |

    i hope that every employee here are female rofl

  35. A person | 3:54 pm |

    I prefer sightseeing near the Vaginal Service Center.

  36. Ghost08 | 9:29 pm |

    DO NOT sign up for the BRAZILLIAN whatever you do—it is NOT a massage

  37. feces | 8:32 am |

    porn star trim for me please…

  38. Kara | 1:31 pm |

    Pubic Service Center… where we trim your pubes nicely!

  39. donjuan71 | 10:39 am |

    I’ve heard of getting screwed by the government, but……………………

  40. Ben | 5:44 am |

    I’ve got private pube care, so I’m ok.

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