Our house bear thang – Korean menu

posted on 3 Jan 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Jaemin Chung.
Menu found in Korea.
Taken from same menu as
this popular Engrish.  

72 captions

  1. Yogesh Damle | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    1) What’s even better?
    A house bear thong in your plate!

    2) Blood rice served in soup?
    Now you know like what it is being in a soup!

    3) Ham-hung noodle- noodle it rubs?
    What sauce will it come with?

  2. Smegma | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll also order the Blood rice soup to go with the Flesh Flesh and Six times.

  3. alaninjapan | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i expected water cold noodle to be smaller

  4. Justin. M | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My appetite I lose.

  5. Yogesh Damle | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Blood rice- tastes best cold blooded!

  6. J-Luke | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not sure I want to know what the cold noodle is rubbing…

  7. J-Luke | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Beam me up, Soyie! It steams!

  8. Algernon | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Six membership fee pip rice and a blood rice served in soup. How about a secret handshake.

  9. fpage77 | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It rubs the cold noodle or it gets the hose again.

  10. kapow | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Decisions decisions.. Hmm.. I’ll have a glass of water please.

  11. Pamela | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “It rubs the cold noodle on its skin or it gets the soybeam paste again.”

  12. gbear | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, Boo-Boo let’s go steal some pic-a-nic baskets.

  13. gbear | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Girlfriend, I can’t believe you gonna eat that bear thang.

  14. Mr. Nightstone | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No! Not into the soybean paste! It steeeeaaaamms!

  15. Dominic Small | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here – you pay six membership fees to be rubbed with cold noodles, eat a bear’s ‘thang’ and have a coil addition. I’ll stick to McDonalds, thanks…

  16. dangevin | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bear thang…I think I love you.

  17. dangevin | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Vegetron…activate Soybeam!

  18. beechoak | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, Grandpaw! What’s for dinner?

    “House Bear Thang served up with some assorted mixtares of pip rice, jimchi, soybeam paste, rubbed hamhung noodles and blood rice gravy!”

    Yuuuuuummm-YUM!!!

  19. Etan | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmm…and all just before my food reverses thang…

  20. Leonard | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This restaurant has obviously been blessed by the FSM. It says right on the menu that it’s been touched (well, rubbed anyway) by His Noodly Appendage.

  21. Xila31 | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The six membership fees pip rice is really more of a five membership fees pip rice. I won’t be over charged.

  22. Jamie Brannon | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Waiter, is bear thang the korean equivilant of Rocky mountian Oyesters?”

    “Why no, the oyesters are not rubbed by a cold noodle first”

  23. Jamie Brannon | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please dip your Flesh Flesh in the Blood Rice Soup, dont forget to Drink Tobbacco with Steamed Red Crap and Soybeam Paste that Steams

  24. Mark A | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have it garnished with fresh herpes… Thank you

  25. ric | 3:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    2,000 for an IUD — is bargain!

  26. Wesley | 4:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Menu Maker #1: “Are you sure Babelfish is accurate?”

    Menu Maker #2: “Absolutely! Cut, print!”

  27. fishyfriend | 5:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t decide….it all sounds so delicious!

  28. Joseph | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So what would the beef be like with improper form?

  29. VOL | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hamhung cold noodle” – please allow for shrinkage.

  30. jiminyvee | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    whichit rubs the cold noodle on itself or it gets the hose again…

  31. Bethany | 10:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We have happy things! Like puppies and kittens and rainbows and…soybeams?

  32. munchy365 | 11:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The jimchi… IT STEAMS!! :O

  33. Ellen | 12:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Um, that’s not soybeam paste.

  34. Grifter | 12:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come on you sexy thang! Let makes blood rice! You’re the ingredient of secret!

  35. Derek | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is almost as good as J&J Living the Bowel

  36. Blaze | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can get a coil added to my jimchi for only 1000 across the street.

  37. Vueiy_Visarelli | 11:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How nice of them to cater to vampires…

  38. Andrew | 1:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bear thang, it thinks it rubs you, but it wants to know for sure…

  39. V-man | 2:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bear thang in da house! OUR house!
    [BTW ‘Hamhung’ is not an engrish word, it is a city in North Korea. The menu looks like it’s from a northern-style Korean restaurant, since ‘jimchi’ is the northern (Hamgyong province) way of pronouncing ‘kimchi’]

  40. Classic Steve | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Engrish it hurts.

  41. Jay | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! There’s a coil addition in my soup!

  42. Duck | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have the bear thang with coil addition please?

  43. mizziephan | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t decide whether I want the six membership fees or the cold noodle whichit rubs…

  44. Samuel Tinianow | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I so want a house bear thang. Where was this taken?

  45. Etheral | 7:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Then after you can go to the door thang and head home to your thangs.

  46. rogueofmv | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ain’t nothin’ but a house bear thang, baby.

  47. Duck | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I never realized there was an etiquette for thin sliced barbecue beef …

  48. Duck | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you order the rice cake from the other menu with the thin sliced barbecue beef, will that eliminate the proper form??? (Okay, I’m done now)

  49. Lollerskate | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dracula loves this soup.

  50. AsianNinja | 7:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hmmmmm.our house bear thang? does that come with their home horse crap thong? and the soybeam paste is tasting laser-y

  51. Josh | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cold noodle rubs the bear thing – it’s dinner and a show!

  52. chickenman | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh no! Cold rubbed noodle! He knows me better than myself!

  53. Bonnie | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It steams, it steams! What a world, what a world….!

  54. Ethd | 9:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re trying to be “hip” and “cool” and “rad” and “spankin'” and “wicked” and “far out” by serving that thang, you. I mean yo.

  55. goldcaddy | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ive never had beef in it’s proper form!

  56. TokyoEric | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My noodle is cold. Please rub it and make it steam.

  57. Miza | 10:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Geez six membership fees seems like a lot of money for one dish. Can I get a guest order?

  58. Ghost08 | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i don’t think i want to eat at a place where almost every food has a …verb

  59. Pirka | 6:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If your cold noodle is hamhung, just rub it!

    Or, of course –

    Fire soybeam! It steams on impact! *sound effects*

  60. Therealnick | 10:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take the six membership fees pip rice.

  61. Larissa | 5:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    우릐전 곰탕 (u rie jeon gom tang) means ‘Bowl of Oxtail Soup’, I think. I’m not too fluent in Korean though, so I’m probably not right.

  62. Ishkfe | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What kind of blood is the rice served in soup made of?

  63. koreanpie | 1:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’ll be even funner if you actually understood the korean because what they’ve obviously done is translate each letter for its own meaning rather than translating the whole word XD for example, the thrid word actually says “raw beef mixed rice” but raw beef = “yuk hwe” and “yuk” means 6 etc. XD

  64. un-PC | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It take 6 members fees to pip the rice, 5 members, it no goood.
    7 memmbers it to much, 6 just right

  65. Kara | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our blood rice… it steams!

  66. Lemon | 11:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When house bear thang is served, waitstaff uses valley girl accent.

  67. Mark | 4:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cold noodle whichit rubs or else the hose it gets again.

  68. Janina | 10:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought I could eat the thinsliced beef in it’s improper form. :(

  69. Ptharien's Flame | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shake that thang!

  70. JuJuBean | 10:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like they learn their engrish from Buffalo Bill, (Silence of the Lambs)

  71. PhiloBetto | 12:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, what the heck! Gimme everything, and add lotsa coil!…

  72. Brian | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It rubs the cold noodle, or else it gets the hose again.

Caption is made at here!

Caption is made at here! (please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted. Let's Creative!)

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2013 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.