Tired of seeing?

posted on 7 Jan 2009 in Toiletries

 

Photo courtesy of “Hrussell”.
Eye makeup remover from Japan. 

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  1. Spoony | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally a solution for those of us who have been unfortunate enough to watch 2girls1cup.

  2. Spoony | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can be found in Hell’s finest salons.

  3. Smegma | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect! Now I can keep an eye on each of the kids!

  4. Sparkly Boof | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All those in favor, say Eye!

  5. Michael | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oedipus Complex – minus the pain and incest!

  6. GuitART | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What “eye-L” is it on?

    The “eye’s” have it!

    Eye, Remover; You Jane

    I scream, you scream, we ALL scream with Eye Remover!

    and last but not least…Recommended by 4 out of 5 Cyclops

  7. kapow | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now all i have to do is put this eyepatch on and then.. Aargh! Avast ye mateys!

  8. dangevin | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the makers of Handi-Off and Toe-Riffic.

  9. dangevin | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The luscious ladies’ perfume that will also make their jaw hit the floor!

  10. dangevin | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was only looking for something to knock her socks off.

  11. dExtEr | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A perfect match for the NAIL REMOVER! hehe

  12. Yogesh Damle | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep an eye on the next offer!

  13. beechoak | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Worried about being cast into Hell? Use “Perfect” Eye Remover if your eye offends you. All the Salvation with only Half the Drama.”

  14. Amanak | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have the helpline number, just wanted to confirm if they make the ear / nose remover as well

  15. Amanak | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does the instruction manual come in the box or printed at the bottle’s back?

  16. Molly | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ve seen enough.

  17. gbear | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hands off, pal.

  18. staplerman | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    alright! I’ll take three.

  19. Grifter Wolf | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WOW! It’s like my eyes were never there… I think.

  20. mikey | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, it’s better than a sharp stick in the eye 😛

  21. Yogesh Damle | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoa! My eyeballs would have popped out had they written ‘ball remover’!

  22. Someone205 | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, finally. I don’t have to stab my victims their eyes out anymore. Saves alot of mess.

  23. IkariGendo | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The gift that says “I don’t think we should see each other any more.”

  24. beechoak | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Manufactured by Red Ryder Air Rifle Company

  25. Eric G | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful, you might remove someone’s eye out!

  26. Ellen | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eye Off: Apply directly to the eyeball.
    Eye Off: Apply directly to the eyeball.
    Eye Off: Apply directly to the eyeball.

  27. Jamie Brannon | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This company’ll steal you blind!

  28. Alix | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wish I had known about this before using Imperfect Eye Remover last week…..

  29. Doug | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s all fun and games until someone removes an eye…

  30. Homer Simpson | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if the caution statement is written in brail…

  31. Esom | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now you see it, Now you don’t!

  32. BennyB | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For best results, do not wear safety goggles while applying the product.

  33. James C. | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When a Red Rider BB Gun just won’t cut it…accept no substitutes.

  34. Jay | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Leaves imperfect eyes completely intact.

  35. Sally | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s all fun and games until someone removes an eye, imperfectly

  36. Eric G | 4:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally a tool for us 4-eyed people to get back at you 20/20 jerks who teased us in school.

  37. munchy365 | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    did you know that someone made an engrish rip-off site called “engrish funny . com”? kinda pathetic, isn’t it.

  38. TJ | 5:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel so compelled to buy this product! My eyes are drawn to it!

  39. niyer | 8:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If only Oedipus had known…

  40. AsianNinja | 8:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    is my eye suppose to burn and sizzle? HOLY CRAP I CANT SEE OUT OF MY EYE!!!

  41. Steel Jay | 8:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s perfect, if you don’t want to see anymore.

  42. Chris | 9:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    From the same company which produces Horny Remover.

  43. mk46 | 9:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Recommended by Marty Feldman!

  44. Amanak | 10:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey, make sure read the application instructions carefully for the last time!!!

  45. Puki | 1:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    not compatible with contact lenses

  46. Gopinath Gosavi | 10:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hay, i cant stop laughing………. all broken words………….thanks…

  47. David | 11:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh crap, I picked up the finger remover instead.

  48. Lollerskate | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I need this so I can finally see my own forehead!

  49. Repetitious | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not a caption but this reminds me of how one of my old neighbors called nail polish remover “fingernail remover”. “You got any fingernail remover I can borrow?” (Me: Huh???) Bet she’d like the eye remover.

  50. Repetitious | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    First tested on Saint Lucia, 304 A.D.

  51. Josh | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    * proven to be marginally effective on average and low quality eyes.

  52. jer0me | 1:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It w0n’t hurt, pr0mise!

  53. Ethd | 9:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eye’m afraid that eye really quite adore my eyes. Even though eye have really crappy eyes, and eye need meye contact lenses.

  54. dropkickmurphy | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They already have those, they’re called ice-picks

  55. Kitty | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those really bad blind dates.

  56. Anony1200 | 11:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just in case you thought you learned brail for nothing.

  57. Fietsbelle | 12:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Works everytime. See for yourself!

  58. Fietsbelle | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But the mascara stays on!

  59. DeanAckles | 8:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, a way to avoid bad ads on TV. Can you put your eyeballs back in place though? Or do they get dissolved?

  60. Trish | 11:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why do you need such a big bottle???…After all…you can only use it once.

  61. commanderbeatdown | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Results you can see!

  62. Ghost08 | 1:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That is such baloney—now i just can’t see colors–liars

  63. Atli Hafsteinsson | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The eyelids kept protesting…

  64. FreeGuideDogIncluded | 7:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Doth thy right eye offend thee? Hate all that plucking? Well, no more! New Eye Remover from Perfect makes self-mutilation a snap! Tired of doing what your mother said would make you blind with no results? Eye Remover from Perfect gets the job done with far less cleanup after. Try it today. *Be sure to read all instructions BEFORE application* *May cause blindness*

  65. Stephan | 12:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “See ya later bro.” -“Nah, man, you won’t.. that’s for eyeing the last piece of pie!

  66. BSting | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the perfect remedie for after you walk in on your parents after one too many beers

  67. Miles24 | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Use this to have the best excuse to leave work.

  68. DP Interworld | 9:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great for nude beaches.

  69. Fede | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you call now you will also recieve the ear remover! perfect for those large conversations!

  70. Luna | 11:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe Edgar Allen Poe should have used it for that screepy old “vulture eye”.

  71. Chang Li | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Put that away right now! You could poke someone’s eye out with that!

  72. vic | 10:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! Have you seen my eye?

  73. Alice | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, they’ve come up with a cure for things I can’t unsee!

  74. Carly | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometimes parents know what they’re when they tell us we’ll poke our eyes out.

  75. Phil G. | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, the North Koreans could use that for interrogating prisoners!

  76. Range | 9:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The closest thing to eye bleach you can find!

  77. Gon | 3:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    read carefully before use it, if not, directions in Braille available at extra cost…

  78. Mark | 4:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tired of unsightly sights? Not thinking clearly? Do you see the demon in the faces of all the children? Then why not remove your eyes? If you’re not perfectly satisfied then send the product to the address written on the back for a full refund. If you can’t find it then we know we’ve done our job!

  79. certified_cadillacer | 8:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    since my husband’s been cheating on me i think i’ll buy a penis remover to go with it.

  80. Hardee Harhar | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In just six weeks your eyes will shrink to slits.

  81. Detective Kitty | 5:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remove your annoying eye today!

  82. soshu | 11:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    can be found in body remover shop

  83. don | 12:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the perfect eye remover, a collaboration of Dolce & Gabbana, kim jong il and kim il sung..

  84. - | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ideal gift for your hated great aunt!

  85. Clair | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I CAN’T SEE!! HELP!!

  86. Myself | 11:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I, Oedipus, endorse this product.

  87. Myself | 11:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Should I tear my eyes out now / Before I see too much…”
    -Sufjan Stevens

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