Tired of seeing?

posted on 7 Jan 2009 in Toiletries

 

Photo courtesy of “Hrussell”.
Eye makeup remover from Japan. 

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  1. Spoony | 3:04 am |

    Finally a solution for those of us who have been unfortunate enough to watch 2girls1cup.

  2. Spoony | 3:10 am |

    Can be found in Hell’s finest salons.

  3. Smegma | 3:15 am |

    Perfect! Now I can keep an eye on each of the kids!

  4. Sparkly Boof | 3:29 am |

    All those in favor, say Eye!

  5. Michael | 3:37 am |

    Oedipus Complex – minus the pain and incest!

  6. GuitART | 3:38 am |

    What “eye-L” is it on?

    The “eye’s” have it!

    Eye, Remover; You Jane

    I scream, you scream, we ALL scream with Eye Remover!

    and last but not least…Recommended by 4 out of 5 Cyclops

  7. kapow | 3:55 am |

    Now all i have to do is put this eyepatch on and then.. Aargh! Avast ye mateys!

  8. dangevin | 4:05 am |

    From the makers of Handi-Off and Toe-Riffic.

  9. dangevin | 4:07 am |

    The luscious ladies’ perfume that will also make their jaw hit the floor!

  10. dangevin | 4:35 am |

    I was only looking for something to knock her socks off.

  11. dExtEr | 4:37 am |

    A perfect match for the NAIL REMOVER! hehe

  12. Yogesh Damle | 4:56 am |

    Keep an eye on the next offer!

  13. beechoak | 5:03 am |

    “Worried about being cast into Hell? Use “Perfect” Eye Remover if your eye offends you. All the Salvation with only Half the Drama.”

  14. Amanak | 5:30 am |

    Can I have the helpline number, just wanted to confirm if they make the ear / nose remover as well

  15. Amanak | 5:32 am |

    Does the instruction manual come in the box or printed at the bottle’s back?

  16. Molly | 5:51 am |

    I think I’ve seen enough.

  17. gbear | 5:53 am |

    Hands off, pal.

  18. staplerman | 5:56 am |

    alright! I’ll take three.

  19. Grifter Wolf | 6:07 am |

    WOW! It’s like my eyes were never there… I think.

  20. mikey | 6:09 am |

    Hey, it’s better than a sharp stick in the eye 😛

  21. Yogesh Damle | 6:23 am |

    Whoa! My eyeballs would have popped out had they written ‘ball remover’!

  22. Someone205 | 8:09 am |

    Ah, finally. I don’t have to stab my victims their eyes out anymore. Saves alot of mess.

  23. IkariGendo | 9:30 am |

    The gift that says “I don’t think we should see each other any more.”

  24. beechoak | 9:42 am |

    Manufactured by Red Ryder Air Rifle Company

  25. Eric G | 10:31 am |

    Be careful, you might remove someone’s eye out!

  26. Ellen | 10:43 am |

    Eye Off: Apply directly to the eyeball.
    Eye Off: Apply directly to the eyeball.
    Eye Off: Apply directly to the eyeball.

  27. Jamie Brannon | 11:41 am |

    This company’ll steal you blind!

  28. Alix | 12:16 pm |

    I wish I had known about this before using Imperfect Eye Remover last week…..

  29. Doug | 12:18 pm |

    It’s all fun and games until someone removes an eye…

  30. Homer Simpson | 12:56 pm |

    I wonder if the caution statement is written in brail…

  31. Esom | 1:37 pm |

    Now you see it, Now you don’t!

  32. BennyB | 1:53 pm |

    For best results, do not wear safety goggles while applying the product.

  33. James C. | 2:15 pm |

    When a Red Rider BB Gun just won’t cut it…accept no substitutes.

  34. Jay | 2:52 pm |

    Leaves imperfect eyes completely intact.

  35. Sally | 2:59 pm |

    It’s all fun and games until someone removes an eye, imperfectly

  36. Eric G | 4:41 pm |

    Finally a tool for us 4-eyed people to get back at you 20/20 jerks who teased us in school.

  37. munchy365 | 5:20 pm |

    did you know that someone made an engrish rip-off site called “engrish funny . com”? kinda pathetic, isn’t it.

  38. TJ | 5:40 pm |

    I feel so compelled to buy this product! My eyes are drawn to it!

  39. niyer | 8:27 pm |

    If only Oedipus had known…

  40. AsianNinja | 8:43 pm |

    is my eye suppose to burn and sizzle? HOLY CRAP I CANT SEE OUT OF MY EYE!!!

  41. Steel Jay | 8:54 pm |

    It’s perfect, if you don’t want to see anymore.

  42. Chris | 9:13 pm |

    From the same company which produces Horny Remover.

  43. mk46 | 9:45 pm |

    Recommended by Marty Feldman!

  44. Amanak | 10:00 pm |

    Honey, make sure read the application instructions carefully for the last time!!!

  45. Puki | 1:04 am |

    not compatible with contact lenses

  46. Gopinath Gosavi | 10:28 pm |

    hay, i cant stop laughing………. all broken words………….thanks…

  47. David | 11:34 pm |

    Oh crap, I picked up the finger remover instead.

  48. Lollerskate | 7:51 am |

    I need this so I can finally see my own forehead!

  49. Repetitious | 10:14 pm |

    Not a caption but this reminds me of how one of my old neighbors called nail polish remover “fingernail remover”. “You got any fingernail remover I can borrow?” (Me: Huh???) Bet she’d like the eye remover.

  50. Repetitious | 10:16 pm |

    First tested on Saint Lucia, 304 A.D.

  51. Josh | 7:55 am |

    * proven to be marginally effective on average and low quality eyes.

  52. jer0me | 1:50 am |

    It w0n’t hurt, pr0mise!

  53. Ethd | 9:31 pm |

    Eye’m afraid that eye really quite adore my eyes. Even though eye have really crappy eyes, and eye need meye contact lenses.

  54. dropkickmurphy | 12:35 pm |

    They already have those, they’re called ice-picks

  55. Kitty | 1:58 pm |

    For those really bad blind dates.

  56. Anony1200 | 11:51 pm |

    Just in case you thought you learned brail for nothing.

  57. Fietsbelle | 12:26 pm |

    Works everytime. See for yourself!

  58. Fietsbelle | 12:27 pm |

    But the mascara stays on!

  59. DeanAckles | 8:23 pm |

    Finally, a way to avoid bad ads on TV. Can you put your eyeballs back in place though? Or do they get dissolved?

  60. Trish | 11:42 pm |

    Why do you need such a big bottle???…After all…you can only use it once.

  61. commanderbeatdown | 7:15 pm |

    Results you can see!

  62. Ghost08 | 1:29 am |

    That is such baloney—now i just can’t see colors–liars

  63. Atli Hafsteinsson | 4:11 am |

    The eyelids kept protesting…

  64. FreeGuideDogIncluded | 7:56 pm |

    Doth thy right eye offend thee? Hate all that plucking? Well, no more! New Eye Remover from Perfect makes self-mutilation a snap! Tired of doing what your mother said would make you blind with no results? Eye Remover from Perfect gets the job done with far less cleanup after. Try it today. *Be sure to read all instructions BEFORE application* *May cause blindness*

  65. Stephan | 12:01 am |

    “See ya later bro.” -“Nah, man, you won’t.. that’s for eyeing the last piece of pie!

  66. BSting | 3:53 am |

    the perfect remedie for after you walk in on your parents after one too many beers

  67. Miles24 | 12:27 pm |

    Use this to have the best excuse to leave work.

  68. DP Interworld | 9:54 pm |

    Great for nude beaches.

  69. Fede | 12:24 pm |

    If you call now you will also recieve the ear remover! perfect for those large conversations!

  70. Luna | 11:16 pm |

    Maybe Edgar Allen Poe should have used it for that screepy old “vulture eye”.

  71. Chang Li | 11:36 am |

    Put that away right now! You could poke someone’s eye out with that!

  72. vic | 10:32 pm |

    Hey! Have you seen my eye?

  73. Alice | 5:29 am |

    Oh, they’ve come up with a cure for things I can’t unsee!

  74. Carly | 4:00 pm |

    Sometimes parents know what they’re when they tell us we’ll poke our eyes out.

  75. Phil G. | 2:28 pm |

    Hey, the North Koreans could use that for interrogating prisoners!

  76. Range | 9:16 pm |

    The closest thing to eye bleach you can find!

  77. Gon | 3:11 am |

    read carefully before use it, if not, directions in Braille available at extra cost…

  78. Mark | 4:04 pm |

    Tired of unsightly sights? Not thinking clearly? Do you see the demon in the faces of all the children? Then why not remove your eyes? If you’re not perfectly satisfied then send the product to the address written on the back for a full refund. If you can’t find it then we know we’ve done our job!

  79. certified_cadillacer | 8:49 pm |

    since my husband’s been cheating on me i think i’ll buy a penis remover to go with it.

  80. Hardee Harhar | 3:28 pm |

    In just six weeks your eyes will shrink to slits.

  81. Detective Kitty | 5:14 pm |

    Remove your annoying eye today!

  82. soshu | 11:13 pm |

    can be found in body remover shop

  83. don | 12:05 am |

    the perfect eye remover, a collaboration of Dolce & Gabbana, kim jong il and kim il sung..

  84. - | 3:36 am |

    ideal gift for your hated great aunt!

  85. Clair | 7:08 pm |

    I CAN’T SEE!! HELP!!

  86. Myself | 11:20 pm |

    I, Oedipus, endorse this product.

  87. Myself | 11:20 pm |

    “Should I tear my eyes out now / Before I see too much…”
    -Sufjan Stevens

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