Yes, just the one nut…

posted on 14 Jan 2009 in Menus

 

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Menu found in Japan. 

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  1. Sparkly Boof | 2:11 am |

    I’d like an order of the French Flies, de-winged please, the peanut, a small salad and so on.

  2. GuitART | 2:12 am |

    French Flies? Oui?? Ooh la la!

  3. Smegma | 2:19 am |

    French flies? I’m down with it. As long as they’re not spanish flies…

  4. Almost April | 2:20 am |

    Other menu items include our world-famous hambooger, Beetle Juice and Angel foot cake. Dericious!

  5. Lollerskate | 3:23 am |

    I’d choose the peanut any day!

  6. dangevin | 3:32 am |

    King Arthur: What are you then?
    French Fly: I’m French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.
    Sir Galahad: What are you doing on the menu?
    French Fly: Mind your own business.

  7. Brandon | 3:40 am |

    The small salad looks good but I’m not that hungry. I think I’ll just have the peanut.

  8. staplerman | 4:51 am |

    waiter, there’s shit on my flies!

  9. chickenman | 4:58 am |

    Veerrry smelly meal!

  10. chickenman | 4:59 am |

    French flies last seen on an ice-cream laced with extra chunky “special choc” sauce at a cafe Down Under.

  11. gbear | 5:49 am |

    I have Charlie Brown.

  12. Grifter Wolf | 6:15 am |

    Pass me the fly swatter and the salad dressing, stat!

  13. kapow | 6:49 am |

    The guy on the other table is loaded. He ordered a plate of peanuts!

  14. TC | 7:01 am |

    The worst part is, it might not be a mistake…

  15. kringo | 7:45 am |

    Le buzz. . . .

  16. IanCognito | 8:20 am |

    Sausage with Flies is what you get when you don’t buy New Japan Meat.

  17. Someone205 | 8:31 am |

    Japan’s hollywood restaurant. They can eat a couple of flies, one peanut, or a small salad. And if the stars don’t have a man at the moment, there are enough “sausages” availables for them.

  18. Gabby | 9:06 am |

    Boy how French flies! One minute I was considering ordering light for lunch. Just a peanut and a small salad. But by the time the waiter arrives, I could see how the French I wanted so quickly flies. Guess I’ll settle for a whale dog.

  19. Hunter Kimble | 11:47 am |

    Don’t worry, it’s the Spanish Flies you need to watch out for!

  20. Duck | 12:19 pm |

    In a circus:
    Mother elephant: FInish your peanuts, son.
    Mother elephant’s son: Buy why? I don’t like them!
    Mother elephant: Because there are starving elephants in Japan who are happy with just one peanut!

  21. Alix | 12:37 pm |

    Maybe we should eat somewhere else since they’re serving anorexia today.

  22. Jodan Yo | 3:17 pm |

    That’s not even the worst of it. The worst part is that the menu was translated accurately.

  23. Jamie Brannon | 4:05 pm |

    Look! its the peanut from the 3rd Pirates of the Caribbean Movie!!! I want its autograph!

  24. zanzabar | 6:18 pm |

    Dammit! There’s a fly on my pla- … oh, never mind. Sure beats the freedom flies back home.

  25. Repetitious | 6:54 pm |

    Excuse me, but can I get sausage with Spanish flies instead, peanut?

  26. Steel Jay | 8:43 pm |

    NO PEANUT FOR YOU!

  27. TJ | 8:48 pm |

    I think I’ll have some Fleedom Flies instead.

  28. TJ | 8:51 pm |

    Dang! Someone beat me to it!

  29. Yogesh Damle | 7:27 am |

    We decided to settle for the small salad and made the waitress undo the flies!

  30. Ben | 12:14 pm |

    Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup…oh, never mind…

  31. HaX0788 | 6:39 pm |

    I think I’ll have some french toad instead.

  32. Ryan | 1:03 am |

    It was either that or Garbanzo.

  33. gigglestick | 1:41 am |

    Hey, some of us only need one nut to be happy :)

  34. Thomas Witherspoon | 7:54 pm |

    …Or, as zee French say, “Mouches Frites”

  35. jer0me | 1:54 am |

    Gr0wn in a sanitized area.

  36. Timothy | 2:51 am |

    Don’t you mean, flied potatoes?

  37. Orangutan | 2:16 pm |

    Is Jeff Dunham aware of this?

  38. V | 6:16 pm |

    Appetizer A La Johnny Depp.

  39. Shadrach | 11:21 pm |

    Alright, alright, you talked me into it. I’ll just go straight to the liquor!

  40. Buffy | 10:55 pm |

    It’s french FRIES, you plick!

  41. Ethd | 9:24 pm |

    If only I could buy flies like that in America. Oh, and how much does 10 peanuts cost?

  42. chickenman | 6:47 am |

    Charlie Brown!!!! Haha who posted that was an AWESOME one.

  43. Atli Hafsteinsson | 4:08 am |

    Everything’s better in French…

  44. BibbyKlr | 10:27 am |

    Theyre probably very rude flies….

  45. Ghost08 | 9:12 pm |

    peanut eh?—anorexics rejoice its a small menu but they have just the thing for ya

  46. DaVince | 9:47 am |

    Ceci n’est pas une mouche.

  47. chriswell | 7:28 am |

    Are flies high in calories? Screw it, just give me a peanut.

  48. aplhabetty | 11:12 am |

    french flies are so much richer in flavor then those american flies they serve accross the street

  49. drcmao | 6:53 pm |

    Waiter, is it possible to just get a half order of the peanut?

  50. Kara | 1:49 pm |

    Hmmm…. choices choices…. err…. I think will go with peanut.

  51. donjuan71 | 10:09 am |

    Hey, how do they get “French” right, but not “fries”? Hmmmm……………..

  52. Lora | 3:55 pm |

    I was wondering why the other customers were all frogs…

  53. Lora | 3:58 pm |

    After seeing all these English Menus, I guess I won’t have to worry about gaining weight if I travel to Aisa…:-)

  54. John | 3:28 am |

    Excuse me flies. Can you maybe speak English? I do not understand French.

  55. Warrior | 8:16 pm |

    Those flies chocolate covered? Mmmm!

  56. rockergirl83 | 10:45 am |

    Bonjour monsiuer French Fly. Parlez vous Francais?

  57. garudamon11 | 4:19 am |

    Waiter !!! theres soup on my flies !!

  58. susanne | 1:12 am |

    Sorry, folks. From a Patriot, I only order American Flies.

  59. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:41 pm |

    – 500 peanuts, 150 French flies and 1200 drops of water, please.

  60. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:42 pm |

    – Waiter! My fly is open!

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