50 ways to choose your cancer…

posted on 9 Feb 2009 in Vending Machines

 

Photo courtesy of Derek Duhon.
Cigarette vending machine found on street in Machida, Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So enjoyable smoking, so is emphysema, lung cancer and yellow teeth.

  2. George | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These tobacco companies sure are putting an effort to drive me away from herb land. It’s not gonna work, weed fo lyfe!

  3. Big Fat Cat | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    50 selection of cancers and diseases. Enjoy at your own risks!

  4. Thut | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Your lungs make you regret smoking!

  5. beechoak | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently, these people are ignoring the warnings on the side of the pack.

  6. beechoak | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Now we just need a fun spokesperson to endorse the campaign, like,… oh, I don’t know… say a dashing looking camel wearing sunglasses and dressed in a Bondish-looking jacket and tie.

  7. dangevin | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Also in enjoying smoking: My aunt Ruth with the tube in her throat.

  8. gbear | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A figure of a woman hacking up a lung.

  9. Dude | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I also find that smoking is a good friend of addiction, lung cancer, emphysema…yeah, I’m gonna stick to coffee & alcohol.

  10. Lanz16 | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah right…

    Smoking can be your good friend but your worst nightmare at the end.

  11. Grifter | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re just a number to us

  12. Kees | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A woman’s silhouette… Probably the maid giving you a hard time about the smelly curtains

  13. Kees | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Besides, she’s not shadowy, she’s covered in smoke

  14. kringo | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Free and easy – just the words that I think of when I contemplate a tobacco habit.

  15. Pamela | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ARE YOU SMOKING YET?

  16. ZeroCentury | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well life is short, just enjoy what you can enjoy.

  17. kringo | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My heart enjoys smoking, much like my eyeballs enjoy a fork.

  18. Classic Steve | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Um, are you sure this is tobacco and not, oh, weed?

  19. kringo | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If only Michael Phelps had gotten to this vending machine before going to that fateful party, he wouldn’t have any problems now.

  20. Jay | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    STURGEON GENERAL WARNING OF YOU: Smorking Causes the Cancer Lung, Disease of Heart, Artesia, And the Pregnancies of May Compricate.

  21. Bob* | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Got smoke?

  22. Skriber | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What are you all talking about, people don’t die of smoking in japan !

  23. Xila31 | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “But doctor, the vending machine told me smoking was my friend.”

  24. Joe | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flee rung cancel with pulchase.

  25. Nina | 4:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s enjoying smoking and dying a slow and painful death!

  26. Katie | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    These figures sure enjoy sorrows in business, don’t they?

  27. munchy365 | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    figure of man working hard to break addiction

  28. jjhitt | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    STURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Cigarette Smoke Contains Vague Flowery Metaphors.

  29. Stefan | 10:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oooooh, you had me at “figure giving off a woman’s shadow.”

  30. Jeremy | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just a suggestion, really: if the cigarette smoke is being “Suggestive of Sorrows of Business” … it’s time to quit.

    … smoking. Not business.

  31. Sparkly Boof | 12:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Got cancer?

  32. Ghost08 | 8:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    im in enjoying the second hand smoking
    less cancer and all the flavor of smoke on the breath

  33. A person | 10:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    jjhitt: “sturgeon” general?

    Figure of a guy who eventually got hooked on pot because his smoking buddy told him to try it.

  34. gee | 12:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dont stop till you get cancer……

    …………

  35. BibbyKlr | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ive been thinking of taking up smoking, this settles it!

  36. Andrew | 8:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Smoke, citizen, and work hard!

    (By the way, what is with the Sturgeon General? Does he write warning labels for caviar?)

  37. unknownhere | 10:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yes, let’s live to smoke, and smoke to live!

  38. th tlansrater | 7:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    smoking is adventure ! soar like eagle into clouds of taste enjoyment.
    none more better, and no longer sorrows of buisness figure ! a women’s shadow will hand in marriage for cigarette.

  39. makeda | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This ad, went taken figuratively not literally, is a great way to explain the mental processes behind smoking. We all make great excuses to pick up the stoge and some are listed above. Take control of your mind.

  40. Lora | 8:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the sorrows in the tobacco business: Finding new customers after the previous ones die…

  41. Lora | 8:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking causes halitosis, excretement-coloured staining of the fingers, foul-smelling clothes and hair, and severe staining of teeth. On the plus side, if you should fall asleep while smoking, those same stained teeth may be helpful in identifying your remains. :-)

  42. Lora | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Surgeon General’s Warning: Anyone who tells you smoking is “a good friend of mental activities” is lying through the hole in their windpipe. :-)

  43. Lora | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Surgeon General’s Warning: Quitting smoking reduces serious risks to your health. If you consider your lungs filling with tar and your arteries hardening like 150-year-old dinner rolls “serious” risks. :-)

  44. adrasl300 | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This kind of marketing is not illegal in Japan?

  45. Unown | 1:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait. I didn’t know They still made cigarette vending machines! Those things are a relic of the past here. (Thank God!)

  46. Bodorol | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Your heart MAKES you enjoy it, we implant chip in it!”

  47. Alex | 11:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Lets death with smoking and the enjoy of beautiful life!

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