Advantage larvae…

posted on 19 Feb 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Jason Mead.
Sign found in Korea. 

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  1. Ghost08 | 3:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the pestilence never ends

  2. Bechstein62 | 3:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the admission price for Pupae and Larvae?

  3. Kees | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Discount for 7-year-old studens of prehistoic settlements

  4. algernon | 3:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I’m 65 do I get in free

  5. George | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nastier than your average ticket buyer.

  6. dangevin | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Grubs are encouraged to enjoy our special “Lil’ Squirmers’ Maggot Mythology” tour, which includes interactive exhibits such prehistoric settlements as a festering wound on a sabretooth tiger, and the corpse of Ug: First Firemaker. Appropriate for ages 1-2 days. Free buffet with admission!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Korean government is so desperate for money that even grubs have to pay for admission

  8. beechoak | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Alright, Maggots! Listen up! I’m Sgt. Hardass, and I’ll be your tour guide today!

  9. Brandon | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just keep your grubby hands of the displays and exhibits!

  10. EricG | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We don’t want no grub
    A grub is a guy that can’t get no tour from me
    Hanging out the passenger side
    Of the tour bus ride
    Trying to holler at me

  11. someone | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet they put the term “grubs” to make people think twice before teaming up to pay less

  12. Yogesh Damle | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Grubs- Enter through the wormhole, and disperse in sub-grubs.

  13. Grifter | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who says people don’t try to ‘Worm’ their way out of paying full prices?

  14. Duck | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s an obvious placement error … grubs for groups of 30 was supposed to be on the menu, not under ticket prices :)

  15. ++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++ | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that “termites” in the column on the right?

  16. Nina | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Grubs?
    I suppose the visitors are “prehistoric” too?

  17. Xila31 | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Luckily, most grubs travel in groups of 31 to avoid predators.

  18. goldcaddy | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    maggots have a half price discount!

  19. Rapidfire | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And DON’T try to worm your way in….

  20. EricG | 4:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    algernon | 3:22 am |

    If I’m 65 do I get in free
    ——————————————

    In Japan, because everything is new, if you are over 65, you are part of the prehistoric exhibit.

  21. Tasha | 7:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t a group of more than 30 grubs concidered a swarm?

  22. Bilbo Baggins | 10:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Grubs, Chubs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles, and Proudfoots are all welcome.

    Not welcome: Sackville Bagginses”

  23. Jamie Brannon | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unfortunatly, Timon and Pumba are in the prehistoric exhibit waiting to eat the grubs who thought they could get in paying less.

  24. Rayquaza | 8:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard the expression “swarms of tourists,” but this might be going a bit too far.

  25. Pirka | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and if you’ve metamorphosized, pay the adult price or get the hell out!

  26. gorba | 8:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I believe the grubs are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.

  27. Kara | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    65+ Is the prehistoric amusement……..

  28. donjuan71 | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those grubby bastards should pay more. I have to sit next to their smelly asses on the Prehistoric Settlement shuttle from the parking lot.

  29. Sandor | 7:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Grubs seeking student discount must present student ID or proof of metmorphosis.

  30. Warrior | 9:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    100 discount if you’re a worm….

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