Attention deformities!

posted on 1 Feb 2009 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Ronen Gal-Or.
Sign found in China. 

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  1. Yogesh Damle | 3:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is escalating confusion!

  2. J-Luke | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it’s a good thing the overweight are not allowed to be carried; they need the exercise…

  3. Sparkly Boof | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok, but what about older children with deformities who are currently in the hospital because of pregnancy? Sheesh…this thing is so VAGUE!

  4. Almost April | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey you, hold on! ’nuff said.

  5. Yogesh Damle | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mommy!! Look at that handsome pregnant woman and his guardian!!

  6. yjrs | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Attention…escalator accidents cause deformities.

  7. amanak | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Officer!!! Trust me, I was polite to the escalator…

  8. George | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Along with deformities, obesities and ridiculousness, people from far west with big nose are not allowed also.

    Pregnant woman are to be guarded with the machine gun.

  9. Pigulim | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Who’s keeping tabs on that reckless pregnant woman?? Where’s her guardian?!?

  10. BigFatCat | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Class action against escalator manufacturer for discrimination is recommended.

  11. dangevin | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This escalation legislation is causing me much consternation. I think I’ll stick to elevation.

  12. chic | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The article 3 sounds discriminating!

  13. gbear | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was lost at Attention.

  14. ChillinCharlie | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Teacher: Ok kids. I read the sign. I guess its ok for you to wear your Croc Shoes on the escalator.

  15. Jamie Brannon | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What classifies as a deformity?

    The only deformity i see is this sign…..

  16. goldcaddy | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    4. if you can’t understand the sign, please use stairs

  17. beechoak | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The long lost blocking cues for the movie “Metropolis.”

  18. Bob* | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’d better walk

  19. jjhitt | 1:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too high, too fat and too long….

  20. Stefan | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m from New Jersey. Would I be classified as a deformity, or as a dangerous thing?

  21. Lollerskate | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crikey! Now I’m face to face with the moving direction! And what’s that over there? A dangerous large high overweight thing!

  22. algernon | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Should they be joined at the hip.

  23. Xila31 | 9:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Due to their dark sense of humor, mall management leased the Too Longer and Overweight shop on the second floor next to the escalator.

  24. Katie | 12:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Handrail Band will be preforming on tonight’s Escalator Guardian show.

  25. Grifter | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ll just take the stairs…

  26. Nathan Gardner | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are too high, too long,overweight,or dangerous then when it comes to being carried on the escalator, you are S.O.L.

  27. Meatgolem | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So they will allow the poet, the magician, the musician and other gods of our legends?

  28. David | 5:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The too drunker are not allowed beyond this point.

  29. bloody lynn | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Quick! Put your grandmother down!
    No, you’re not allowed to carry her; look at the damn sign!

  30. Alice in Wonderland | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No obese terrorists allowed!

  31. Atli Hafsteinsson | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not enough glue for all the deformities…

  32. Ghost08 | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so don’t carry cows while on the escalator or will sasso because they are the overweight and dangerous things you’ve heard tell about

  33. Lai-Lai | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, the pregnant woman should take the elevator with HIS guardian.

  34. DaVince | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Overweight THINGS? Geez, they really discriminate overweight people over there…

  35. Akana | 10:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How do you carry an /overweight/ thing, anyway?

  36. Russell | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve always been worried whether it was safe to ride escalators. You know be “too longer” and everything. That woud REALLY hurt.

  37. th tlansrater | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    bleifcase obesity high lately… much bisness done staresdown. prease keep your nose in yours. you break, you buy.

  38. John Bartle | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Oh God. Honey, you better take the stairs”

  39. Luna | 10:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Um, does anybody notice in the fifth line it says “And the pregnant women should take the escalator with his guardian together”? Either somebody got a sex change or….. Oh, that’s just wrong.

  40. X | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, the dangerous things and the too higher people are not a good combination.

  41. Possibly | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only healthy normal people allowed.

  42. George | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But my too longer and my too higher does not detach!

  43. jamie | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    whoa so why is that sumo wrestler riding the escalator?

  44. Asytia | 4:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey up… the pregnant woman with HIS guardian? Uh, ok?

    And the deformities get to go all my themselves? Independent of the person they were attached to? And doesn’t that fall into the ‘the dangerous things’ category?

  45. Ben | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …but mom!
    No Jimmy i cant carry you on the esclator, your too overwight, and your a deforitie, your gona have to take the stairs.
    ..BUT MOM!

  46. Haruko | 9:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s that? No dangerous things? *sigh* Fine, I’ll take the stairs…

  47. bridget | 7:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Most pregnant women become overweight and dangerous. THEN can he be carried by his guardian?
    And I agree, everyone should remove their deformity before riding-it’s common courtesy.

  48. virtuoso | 5:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just *how* long is too longer?

  49. John the Devil | 12:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Talk about post-apocalyptic…

  50. Cher | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Gimme that escalator! Please.”

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