Photo courtesy of ‘The Rah-Bop’.
From a Japanese “How To Draw Manga” book.
The Good, The Bad and The Creepy
It’s Michael Jackson.
Just Beat it that kid !!!
(8) You know he’s bad, he’s bad, you know it (8)
He’s an Otaku
Here’s looking at your kid drinking Jesus Juice!
Here’s offering you “Jesus Juice” kid.
hi my friend
And here’s taking him to my van.
Here’s looking at your pedophile
Here’s offering him some candy…
nah, its not M.J. Skin tone i can see. But this dude actually has a nose. XD
The names Bogart.. Humphme Bogart.
Of all the Chuck E Cheese’s in all the towns in all the world. Only ugly kids would walk into mine.
I’m saying it because it’s true. Inside of us, we both know you belong in my windowless van. You’re part of my work, the thing that keeps me going. If that van leaves the parking lot and you’re not in it, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
This is the poster all sex offenders must post on their front door once they register.
Of all the comic stores in all the towns in all the world, this manga got put in mine.
Pervy Sage’s distant cousin.
No need to round up the usual suspects this time.
“Hey, kid. I’ve got candy under this hat!”
Little-known fact: Humphrey Bogart was a registered sex offender in all 50 states.
Hes got free candy
If you’re under 12 I can do a lot more than look…
It’s Herb from Family Guy in his younger days!
heres your restraining order
It appears delicious meat.
(Chris Hansen enters)
“Why don’t you have a seat right over there?”
It seems that Bogie is trying to channel himself thru Jacko, but some small thing just isn’t right (aside from the nose).
“We’ll always have Palis” (ç¬‘)
The only man to call his own finger “your kid”
Judge you can blame me cus av already warned dat Im BAD
Wow, thanks for posting this. I submit it to the website seven years ago, back in 2002. I always thought it must not have been awesome enough to merit posting and forgot all about it until this day. That is some mighty backlog.
Judge, you cant blame me cus av already warned dat im BAD, u knw it
Wait ’till you meet the “I EAT YOUR SKIN” kid.
Clit would not approve
It’s a shame that Chris Hansen can’t prosecute cartoons…
He’s a Smooth Criminal
Junior, Mommy thinks this place isn’t safe. Let’s go somewhere else…
this is a moonwalker spin off manga.
M.J. made a cameo in engrish I see
I don’t know, I think this guy’s legit
I didn’t remember Indiana Jones being this shifty…
I’d rather he didn’t look at me, or any kids I know…
and here’s looking at 25 to life
kyaaaaah! pervy here’s!
anyone else notice he only has one eye?
Manga available at the Creep Shop.
Raise you looking at your wife.
umm i don’t have a kid so where is he looking. 0.o
Where is his other hand…
Smell my finger.
This had better not be the beginning of a beautiful friendship!
Here’s calling the police!
He knows when your kid’s sleeping, he knows when he’s awake. He’ll come over and touch him whether he’s been bad or good so stay away from Michael Jackson for goodness sake.
I hear he went to K-Mart because he heard boys pants were half off.
Ya no, this courd be beginner of a beutifor Fliendship
I expected the glove to be sparklier…………
They made a manga about Michael Jackson?
Behold, Carmen San Diego’s perverted brother!
This is like Engrish Mana! The comic is obviously drawing from the reference to Casablanca at the end and the famous line “Here’s looking at you kid!” – An affectionate goodby from a stoic hero to his beloved. The simple inclusion of the “r”, along with the cartoon character, who looks quite a bit like Michael Jackson, opens a plethora of modern day cultural references! What a grand example of Engrish!
Gives a whole different meaning to the last line: “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”
Look…I guess I can’t stop you from looking, but no touch please ><
and he got super vision in his right eye like superman too
Beware: child peditor.
Huhuh, huhuh, huhuh… (heavy breathing) Slurp! “You uh, do any posing, kid?”
Watch out pregnants!
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