Creepy manga

posted on 12 Feb 2009 in Anime/Manga

Photo courtesy of ‘The Rah-Bop’.
From a Japanese “How To Draw Manga” book. 

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  1. Kees | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The Good, The Bad and The Creepy

  2. jjhitt | 3:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Michael Jackson.

  3. Amanak | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Just Beat it that kid !!!

  4. Kees | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    (8) You know he’s bad, he’s bad, you know it (8)

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s an Otaku

  6. alaninjapan | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    thrirrer

  7. beechoak | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    PERV!!!

  8. Mononoke | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Here’s looking at your kid drinking Jesus Juice!

  9. gbear | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Here’s offering you “Jesus Juice” kid.

  10. hot boy | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hi my friend

  11. EricG | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And here’s taking him to my van.

  12. Grifter | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Here’s looking at your pedophile

  13. BeadyEl | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Here’s offering him some candy…

  14. ChillinCharlie | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    nah, its not M.J. Skin tone i can see. But this dude actually has a nose. XD

  15. ChillinCharlie | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The names Bogart.. Humphme Bogart.

  16. ChillinCharlie | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Of all the Chuck E Cheese’s in all the towns in all the world. Only ugly kids would walk into mine.

  17. EricG | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m saying it because it’s true. Inside of us, we both know you belong in my windowless van. You’re part of my work, the thing that keeps me going. If that van leaves the parking lot and you’re not in it, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

  18. Xila31 | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the poster all sex offenders must post on their front door once they register.

  19. Classic Steve | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Of all the comic stores in all the towns in all the world, this manga got put in mine.

  20. Jamie Brannon | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lecherous Perv!!!

  21. theillien | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pervy Sage’s distant cousin.

  22. Classic Steve | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No need to round up the usual suspects this time.

  23. someone | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey, kid. I’ve got candy under this hat!”

  24. Dude | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Little-known fact: Humphrey Bogart was a registered sex offender in all 50 states.

  25. chris | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hes got free candy :D

  26. George | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re under 12 I can do a lot more than look…

  27. cobly | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Herb from Family Guy in his younger days!

  28. Ghost08 | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    heres your restraining order

  29. Thut | 12:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    It appears delicious meat.

  30. jiminyvee | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    (Chris Hansen enters)
    “Why don’t you have a seat right over there?”

  31. kringo | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It seems that Bogie is trying to channel himself thru Jacko, but some small thing just isn’t right (aside from the nose).

  32. Danny | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “We’ll always have Palis” (笑)

  33. Stephan | 7:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    The only man to call his own finger “your kid”

  34. gee | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Judge you can blame me cus av already warned dat Im BAD

  35. Rah-Bop | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, thanks for posting this. I submit it to the website seven years ago, back in 2002. I always thought it must not have been awesome enough to merit posting and forgot all about it until this day. That is some mighty backlog.

  36. gee | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Judge, you cant blame me cus av already warned dat im BAD, u knw it

  37. Lollerskate | 1:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait ’till you meet the “I EAT YOUR SKIN” kid.

  38. Lee | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Clit would not approve

  39. Nuclear Chauffeur | 9:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a shame that Chris Hansen can’t prosecute cartoons…

  40. PG | 10:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s a Smooth Criminal

  41. Just Another Girl | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Junior, Mommy thinks this place isn’t safe. Let’s go somewhere else…

  42. Observe and report | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    this is a moonwalker spin off manga.

  43. Justin | 7:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    M.J. made a cameo in engrish I see

  44. Ayabie fan | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know, I think this guy’s legit

  45. Pirka | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t remember Indiana Jones being this shifty…

  46. Akana | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather he didn’t look at me, or any kids I know…

  47. dropkickmurphy | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    and here’s looking at 25 to life

  48. roch | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    kyaaaaah! pervy here’s!

  49. chrispy | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    anyone else notice he only has one eye?

  50. ME | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Manga available at the Creep Shop.

  51. Poe Kerr | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Raise you looking at your wife.

  52. amy | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    umm i don’t have a kid so where is he looking. 0.o

  53. CookrieMonstar | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Where is his other hand…

  54. FRANCIS POTEETS | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smell my finger.

  55. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 5:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This had better not be the beginning of a beautiful friendship!

  56. GC | 2:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who’s bad?

  57. Darktinkerbell | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Here’s calling the police!

  58. Sandor | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    He knows when your kid’s sleeping, he knows when he’s awake. He’ll come over and touch him whether he’s been bad or good so stay away from Michael Jackson for goodness sake.

  59. Marc | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I hear he went to K-Mart because he heard boys pants were half off.

  60. Veggiet | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ya no, this courd be beginner of a beutifor Fliendship

  61. bridget | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I expected the glove to be sparklier…………

  62. Kitty | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They made a manga about Michael Jackson?

  63. mdalsted | 4:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Behold, Carmen San Diego’s perverted brother!

  64. Nicholas | 8:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is like Engrish Mana! The comic is obviously drawing from the reference to Casablanca at the end and the famous line “Here’s looking at you kid!” – An affectionate goodby from a stoic hero to his beloved. The simple inclusion of the “r”, along with the cartoon character, who looks quite a bit like Michael Jackson, opens a plethora of modern day cultural references! What a grand example of Engrish!

  65. Cher | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gives a whole different meaning to the last line: “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

  66. GuestionHamswered | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look…I guess I can’t stop you from looking, but no touch please ><

  67. JD | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and he got super vision in his right eye like superman too

  68. Pansy | 3:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware: child peditor.

  69. Jeebers | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Huhuh, huhuh, huhuh… (heavy breathing) Slurp! “You uh, do any posing, kid?”

  70. $wagg0 | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch out pregnants!

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