Kiss me you hool!

36 captions

1. 

   grimo1re | 3:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Is that a “heart” in your pocket?

2. 

   ChillinCharlie | 3:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   What engrish.com members wear when they watch Gene Simmons Family Jewels.

3. 

   algernon | 3:54 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   What happens if I hold you soft?

4. 

   beechoak | 4:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   How hoo I wuv hee? Ret he hount the rays…

5. 

   galliard | 5:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Is that your heart in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

6. 

   rowger | 5:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Watch it, he “comes” hard!

7. 

   chickenman | 5:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I take it no-one’s used the “Heart-On” pun yet, or is that way too obvious here?

8. 

   beechoak | 6:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Trust me, if you hold me strongly, it won’t be my HEART that hecomes hard…

9. 

   Duck | 6:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   So many caption ideas … and so few that are appropriate for non-adult engrish

10. 

    Classic Steve | 7:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Someone’s a little too much of a Gene Simmons fan.

11. 

    someone | 7:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Yeah, if you hold someone so strongly that it hurts that person, and you don’t let go, it means you have a heart of stone indeed (or are developing one)

12. 

    Jamie Brannon | 7:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Cause XOXOXO was to hard to write right?

13. 

    BeadyEl | 8:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I been searchin for a heart of gold…

14. 

    Bob* | 8:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    love you also am! Kisses me!

15. 

    bigcaddy | 8:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    its not my heart that is getting hard!

16. 

    theillien | 8:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Who needs Viagra when I have You Kiss?

17. 

    Shell | 10:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Come on now…I don’t think we’re really talking about your heart now are we?

18. 

    Xila31 | 3:30 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    You Kiss Heart Hardening Enhancement: Now available in stores near you! (Warning, this product is not approved by the FDA.)

19. 

    munchy365 | 5:50 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    So my… uh, HEART becomes hard.

20. 

    Stephan | 7:03 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Finally, a t-shirt that understands us guys!

21. 

    Lollerskate | 7:35 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Heart attack I have, so much hard under my crotch goes trhobbing.

22. 

    Stephan | 9:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Followed by the t-shirt: “I married You Intercourse”

23. 

    Jeremy | 9:49 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    So… let me get this straight. Hugs and kisses leads to heart hardening?

    Ban Valentine’s day! It’s going to kill us all!

24. 

    Sparkly Boof | 1:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    That shirt gives me a heart on.

25. 

    Yogesh Damle | 3:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Press so hard that intestines also come out!

    (Engrish, I can’t fake it!)

26. 

    Trike | 9:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I want one. Where must one insert money for such item to have the fun of times?

27. 

    Sam | 12:12 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hugging and kissing cause heart attacks?! I knew that there was a price to pay!

28. 

    Live from Vishnu Springs | 7:07 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    T-shirt by Mahir.

29. 

    Grifter | 6:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I kiss you hard on!

30. 

    tekleader | 1:55 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Please consult a doctor if your heart hecomes hard for more than four hours…

31. 

    Ghost08 | 8:52 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Me love you kiss me love you long time

32. 

    SEbeastie | 6:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    well, I was going to write, “It’s not just your heart that becomes hard,” but that clearly isn’t original.

33. 

    Ballistic Buddha | 12:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hold towel low to being clean stains of blood cells.

34. 

    Pirka | 9:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This just in! Hugging raises cholesterol!

35. 

    JMS Stinnett | 10:27 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Uniform of the kiss army.

36. 

    :D | 11:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh, so THAT’S what they’re calling it these days…

Caption is made at here!