Never should have bitten that apple…

 

Photo courtesy of Andrew MacLeod.
Mini-school bus found in Seoul, Korea. 

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  1. Xerofset | 3:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    the Church of Fruits in the village of baby apples!

  2. fishyfriend | 3:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Praise the gourd!!!

  3. Yoshi | 3:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t eat those apples from the forbidden tree.

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Complete with a banana organ player, a bunch of cherries in the choir and a pinapple preacher.

  5. Justin M. | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Passion of he Fruit.

  6. George | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d be there every sunday for pomelos, oranges and strawberries!

  7. Alex | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I used to go there; merry crowd I must say. Loved the fruits in bowls (almost as much as I loved the smoking in bowls) but overall, the place was somewhat fruity. Still, it’s rather unfortunate I was kicked out of the joint for takin’ an apple.

  8. kapow | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fruitcakes will be punished.

  9. chic | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    complete with a coconut minister, a group of mangos in the choir, and steward will give boxes of fruits to the worshippers.

  10. someone | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It are sad times for the village of apples…

  11. montelepsy | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Excommunicated priests establish new order…

  12. PeacefulDave | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This weeks sermon: Thou shalt not over-ripen.

  13. Justin M. | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Passion of the Fruit.

  14. Whirlabou | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hallowed be thy grape

  15. OtisM | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Give us this day our daily apple.

  16. Jamie Brannon | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Told you not to eat from the apple village!

  17. Jamie Brannon | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not fruity enough to go to this church

  18. goldcaddy | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    every month, you must go to the consessionals

  19. Classic Steve | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of gay churches, but I didn’t think they’d be so self-deprecating.

  20. Tasha | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! We don’t judge your church, don’t judge ours.

  21. Spoony | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You do not want to know where they put that banana!

  22. Spoony | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Getting down on your knees takes on a whole new meaning.

  23. montelepsy | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jamie,

    Do not think yourself unfruity. His Fruitiness welcomes all.

  24. Dude | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Our father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name, and please pass the bananas.

  25. Big Fat Cat | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The church is famous for its Salad Services.

  26. Cbass | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    lolzors!

    Hey! that’s not fair!
    the apple bit me first!

  27. ChillinCharlie | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Note, that our monthly baptismal will be held at our local grocery strores produce section.

  28. Ghost08 | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A foe of the veggie tales christians

  29. goldcaddy | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    infants will be baptised in thousand island dressing, then wiped dry with croutons

  30. someone | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Praise the Fruity One!

  31. Lollerskate | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The veg alternative to God Burger.

  32. beechoak | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy Mary, full of grapes…

  33. beechoak | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign at entrance:

    Although this church caters primarily to individuals of alternative lifestyles, everyone is welcome regardless of race, creed, gender, or sexual orientation. If you are offended by anything you see here, please leave.

  34. Bob* | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    all hail the big spaghetti monster!

  35. David | 6:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hail Mary, full of grapes, the Lord is with thee…

  36. David | 6:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Oops..didn’t see someone already posted that. Sry! :P )

    In the name of the Apples, the Pears, and the Holy Bananas, Amen.

  37. Lucy | 10:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Church of Fruits . . . Mission Figs in the Land of Nuts

  38. Nancy | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are tomatoes welcome?

  39. Kees Engels | 1:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    An apple a day keeps the devil away

  40. Grifter | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Including Jesus Crapes The Church of Apple Day Saints

  41. Chris | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No figs though-God hates figs!

  42. Hari | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Harvey Milk would be pleased.

  43. Brian | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … sermons every Sunday by the Rev. Ted Haggard

  44. Pirka | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No longer forbidden…

  45. ella | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you! I was just going to eat a grape

  46. amy | 4:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this is the offical van for the christan collition of gays!!

  47. Alice in Wonderland | 4:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can already tell that they don’t approve of Prop. 8.

  48. Angel Mass | 10:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lettuce Pray…

  49. Possibly | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When life gives you lemons, send them to church!

  50. Curly | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When the Catholic Church won’t accept you, you can seek out the Church of Fruits. Congregations can be found in MA, IA, NH, CT …

  51. Hagen | 8:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this where Richard Simmons goes to church?

  52. Kirk | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    love your fruits as you love yourself

  53. Warrior | 10:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy bananas!

  54. janb | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Support our cause and come to the Church Of Fruits Cake and Tea party.

  55. Paul | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Our guava, who art in melon…

  56. Unown | 2:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And thus the Lemonade Cult came to be.

  57. Bisela Wistle | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our father, who art in produce,
    Hallowed be thy fruit.
    Pineapples come, thy lime be done,
    On earth, as it is in melon.
    Give us this day, our daily kiwi,
    and forgive our bananas,
    as we forgive our lemons.
    lead us not into the path of vegetables,
    but deliver us from junk food.
    For thine is the apple, the orange, and the pear,
    forever, and ever, amen.

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