Never should have bitten that apple…

 

Photo courtesy of Andrew MacLeod.
Mini-school bus found in Seoul, Korea. 

58 captions

  1. Xerofset | 3:11 am |

    the Church of Fruits in the village of baby apples!

  2. fishyfriend | 3:17 am |

    Praise the gourd!!!

  3. Yoshi | 3:34 am |

    Don’t eat those apples from the forbidden tree.

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Complete with a banana organ player, a bunch of cherries in the choir and a pinapple preacher.

  5. Justin M. | 4:13 am |

    The Passion of he Fruit.

  6. George | 4:24 am |

    I’d be there every sunday for pomelos, oranges and strawberries!

  7. Alex | 4:32 am |

    I used to go there; merry crowd I must say. Loved the fruits in bowls (almost as much as I loved the smoking in bowls) but overall, the place was somewhat fruity. Still, it’s rather unfortunate I was kicked out of the joint for takin’ an apple.

  8. kapow | 5:50 am |

    Fruitcakes will be punished.

  9. chic | 6:15 am |

    complete with a coconut minister, a group of mangos in the choir, and steward will give boxes of fruits to the worshippers.

  10. someone | 6:16 am |

    It are sad times for the village of apples…

  11. montelepsy | 6:58 am |

    Excommunicated priests establish new order…

  12. PeacefulDave | 7:57 am |

    This weeks sermon: Thou shalt not over-ripen.

  13. Justin M. | 7:58 am |

    The Passion of the Fruit.

  14. Whirlabou | 8:04 am |

    Hallowed be thy grape

  15. OtisM | 8:28 am |

    Give us this day our daily apple.

  16. Jamie Brannon | 8:35 am |

    Told you not to eat from the apple village!

  17. Jamie Brannon | 8:35 am |

    I’m not fruity enough to go to this church

  18. goldcaddy | 9:33 am |

    every month, you must go to the consessionals

  19. Classic Steve | 9:33 am |

    I’ve heard of gay churches, but I didn’t think they’d be so self-deprecating.

  20. Tasha | 9:42 am |

    Hey! We don’t judge your church, don’t judge ours.

  21. Spoony | 10:00 am |

    You do not want to know where they put that banana!

  22. Spoony | 10:01 am |

    Getting down on your knees takes on a whole new meaning.

  23. montelepsy | 10:14 am |

    Jamie,

    Do not think yourself unfruity. His Fruitiness welcomes all.

  24. Dude | 10:27 am |

    Our father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name, and please pass the bananas.

  25. Big Fat Cat | 10:55 am |

    The church is famous for its Salad Services.

  26. Cbass | 11:08 am |

    lolzors!

    Hey! that’s not fair!
    the apple bit me first!

  27. ChillinCharlie | 11:12 am |

    Note, that our monthly baptismal will be held at our local grocery strores produce section.

  28. Ghost08 | 11:53 am |

    A foe of the veggie tales christians

  29. goldcaddy | 12:23 pm |

    infants will be baptised in thousand island dressing, then wiped dry with croutons

  30. someone | 1:57 pm |

    Praise the Fruity One!

  31. Lollerskate | 1:59 pm |

    The veg alternative to God Burger.

  32. beechoak | 2:32 pm |

    Holy Mary, full of grapes…

  33. beechoak | 2:37 pm |

    Sign at entrance:

    Although this church caters primarily to individuals of alternative lifestyles, everyone is welcome regardless of race, creed, gender, or sexual orientation. If you are offended by anything you see here, please leave.

  34. Bob* | 3:59 pm |

    all hail the big spaghetti monster!

  35. David | 6:48 pm |

    Hail Mary, full of grapes, the Lord is with thee…

  36. David | 6:51 pm |

    (Oops..didn’t see someone already posted that. Sry! :P)

    In the name of the Apples, the Pears, and the Holy Bananas, Amen.

  37. Lucy | 10:09 pm |

    Church of Fruits . . . Mission Figs in the Land of Nuts

  38. Nancy | 11:19 pm |

    Are tomatoes welcome?

  39. Kees Engels | 1:12 am |

    An apple a day keeps the devil away

  40. Grifter | 6:06 am |

    Including Jesus Crapes The Church of Apple Day Saints

  41. Chris | 10:25 am |

    No figs though-God hates figs!

  42. Hari | 10:39 am |

    Harvey Milk would be pleased.

  43. Brian | 11:52 am |

    … sermons every Sunday by the Rev. Ted Haggard

  44. Pirka | 9:02 am |

    No longer forbidden…

  45. ella | 6:04 pm |

    Thank you! I was just going to eat a grape

  46. amy | 4:47 pm |

    this is the offical van for the christan collition of gays!!

  47. Alice in Wonderland | 4:45 pm |

    I can already tell that they don’t approve of Prop. 8.

  48. Angel Mass | 10:18 pm |

    Lettuce Pray…

  49. Possibly | 8:25 am |

    When life gives you lemons, send them to church!

  50. Curly | 12:08 pm |

    When the Catholic Church won’t accept you, you can seek out the Church of Fruits. Congregations can be found in MA, IA, NH, CT …

  51. Hagen | 8:11 pm |

    Is this where Richard Simmons goes to church?

  52. Kirk | 4:15 am |

    love your fruits as you love yourself

  53. Warrior | 10:40 pm |

    Holy bananas!

  54. janb | 9:23 am |

    Support our cause and come to the Church Of Fruits Cake and Tea party.

  55. Paul | 10:22 pm |

    Our guava, who art in melon…

  56. Unown | 2:09 pm |

    And thus the Lemonade Cult came to be.

  57. Bisela Wistle | 6:09 am |

    Our father, who art in produce,
    Hallowed be thy fruit.
    Pineapples come, thy lime be done,
    On earth, as it is in melon.
    Give us this day, our daily kiwi,
    and forgive our bananas,
    as we forgive our lemons.
    lead us not into the path of vegetables,
    but deliver us from junk food.
    For thine is the apple, the orange, and the pear,
    forever, and ever, amen.

  58. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:39 pm |

    CAUTION: May contain nuts

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