The thing with the hole…

posted on 24 Feb 2009 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Gregory Norris.
Found in Yangzhou, China. 

69 captions

  1. PG | 8:40 pm |

    Jamie Brannon, Cause “Donut” was to hard to write right? – Don’t you mean DOUGHnut?

  2. siopao | 11:55 pm |

    what do you call that food thing with a hole??

  3. Pyth007 | 2:25 pm |

    Abbott: How much would half a doughnut on a stick cost?
    Costello: The Holething?
    Abbott: No, I only want half…
    Costello: Half of what?
    Abbott: The doughnut on a stick
    Costello: The Holething?
    Abbott: No! Look I just want to know how much half of a doughnut is going to cost me!
    Costello: 3.00
    Abbott: What?!
    Costello: No, What’s on second.
    Abbott: Who’s on second?

  4. Mr. Briggs | 6:20 pm |

    From Hoodwinked, “the Schnitzel Song”:

    Holethings, the favourite treat,
    For little girls and boys to eat.
    The holething man can serve ’em quick.
    It’s a holething on a stick.
    “No more spoons! Use your hands!”
    Says the friendly holething man.

    Person 1: I’d like a baker’s dozen of holethings.
    Person 2: Hole things? You mean like donuts?
    Person 1: Yeah, the hole thing.
    Person 2: It’s called a donut.
    Person 1: Yeah, whatever, I just want the holething.
    Person 2: The whole what…?
    Person 1: Not the hole, the hole thing!
    Person 2: Well, I’ll just get you a baker’s dozen of donuts then… that’ll be $78.

  5. becivilnotsybil | 6:22 pm |

    i can’t believe i ate the holething….

  6. P | 7:32 am |

    i can’t believe i ate the holething…
    or typed this down… again.

  7. gorba | 8:46 pm |

    They put the stick in wrong!

  8. Kara | 2:34 pm |

    These are a few of my favoritethings!!!!

  9. AK | 10:47 pm |


  10. JMS Stinnett | 10:23 am |

    Right next to the holess whicimacallit!

  11. Saroe | 11:03 pm |

    Holething…it’s a f**kin’ pastry with a hole in it…what else are we supposed to call it?

  12. Lora | 6:32 pm |

    Corndogs, candied apples and now holethings… I wonder why food always tastes better when it’s on a stick? 🙂

  13. Belle | 6:48 pm |

    I just accidentally the holething 😐

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:15 pm |

    – Mommy, if I eat the hole, is it still the holething?

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:16 pm |

    A lot of holesterol.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:17 pm |

    They must be ho’t!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:22 pm |

    You always have to give them moneything for that

  18. Myself | 11:14 pm |

    Mmm, delicious holething!

  19. Myself | 11:14 pm |

    If you’re on a diet, you can just have the hole.

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